John was just an average 29 year old guy he lived alone in a decent sized apartment thanks in no small part to his quickly growing youtube channel. Like most descent sized youtube channels he get strange emails for sponsorships some are obviously fake accounts trying to get at his personal info but this latest one stood out to him MERD. This company must be fake John said to himself as he search all over google for any record of an company called MERD nothing came up when he went back to the email to delete it another message popped up in his email list. It was a conformation email from the same email address the MERD letter came from saying something called the magic remote infinity will be arriving in two business days. John was justifiably freaking out he called his best friend and editor for his youtube channel Nick and asked him to come by and look at his pc to make sure he wasn't hacked by opening the emai"Nick rushed over as fast as he could an after six hours found no sign of any hack occuring. John would just have to wait and see if this package actually arrives. Todays the day it should be delivered today if that email was real john said to Nick who wasn't listening to him he was in the middle of editing stream highlights for the channel a strange when suddenly a loud thud hit Johns apartment door they were both frozen in fear and wait a good five minutes before opening the door to find a bright blue cube sitting there it was about the size of an apple. John was perplexed how a little box could make so much noise he picked it up and brought it inside and placed it on the counter top he didn't understand how to open this strange box and if he even wanted to open it. Nick called from across the room wait let me set up the cameras a unboxing video of this will definitely get a lot of views. 3 2 1 go Nick counted down to start the recording John did his usual intro and a recap of how the box got to him midway thru his explanation the box started to glow and shake until the outer case popped off revealing what was in the box what he thought was a button was just a big button turned out to be the what he could only assume was the face of a really freaky alien watch. John slowly reached out the watch sprang to life latching first to Johns face Nick laughed hysterically at the situation after about five seconds of struggle the goop made its way to John's arm he pushed the tiny button on the side of the watch and out of the watch projects a hologram of what appeared to be the naked body of a blue skinned woman the two boys screamed in panic before the hologram shouted at them to calm down