Soup Opera 2
Chapter Two: GO KIKYO! WINKWINK"I'm pregnant by Miroku!" her voice cracked as he entered the hut. He looked at Kikyo and a confused expression crossed his face.
"But Lady Kikyo," he began and took her hand. "I am sad to say I've never had the pleasure of you in my bed…" Long pause. "Yet…" Sesshomaru ran in, while everyone else in the room glared at the monk, who was grinning.
"It's not the monk's child, you fool, it's mine!" Sesshomaru shouted and everyone looked at his direction.
Naraku ran in.
"No! It's not the demon's child, it's mine!" Naraku shouted and everyone turned to gawk at him. Shippo ran in.
"NO! It's not the monk's, nor the demon's, nor the half-breed's, it's," he began to finish, Kagome and Kikyo fainted along with Miroku. "It's Koga's."
