The words forever and ever echoed in Yuffie's mind.

The word handcuffed echoed in Reno's mind.

Yuffie; who even knew herself that she swore too much zipped her mouth and breathed slowly in and out. She then started to hyper ventilate.

She panicked too much, in these times; she always thought the negative side (her doom; actually).

If Marlene was being serious how can she be handcuffed to HIM for the rest of her life?

She rather die then this.

Right now she did feel like dying.

Yuffie fell on her knees; since her and Reno were cuffed together; he fell as well.

"MOTHER FU-" Yuffie screamed but Reno covered her mouth tightly with his free hand so Marlene wouldn't hear that awful vain for letter word.

"Mphm! merfer farky!" Yuffie screamed under Reno's free hand banging her fist on the ground and making a face that looked quite constipated.

Reno; was quite good at covering peoples mouths (a gift; he calls it) you can guarantee that you won't hear anything but only –mphms- when Reno covers some ones mouth (only if they are really smart and spit on his hand, that's an exception).

Yuffie tried to pull Reno's hand out of her mouth.

Plan A; failed.

Yuffie got her free hand and used her 2 fingers to poke Reno's eyes (actually, she wanted to gauge them out so he can't see no more).

"Eek!" Reno screeched.

He grabbed her hand just in time which was 5 centimetres near his face.

Plan B; failed.

"EY!" Yuffie shouted; her mouth still covered by Reno's free hand.

"I'll let you go if you stop having fissy fights and stop acting like 5 year old retard that needs rehab and has Down syndrome." Reno said calmly.

But Yuffie wasn't satisfied; her Plan C was the one Reno feared the most.

Yuffie smiled evilly as she made hocking noises with her mouth.

"No," Reno said.

Yuffie inhaled to get as much saliva as possible; her revenge; will be sweet.

"Nooooo!" Reno shouted. Of course he wouldn't let her win; no matter what. Even for the worse; having someone hock into your hand (what a day!).

Reno closed his eyes tightly.

After Yuffie inhaled and got as much saliva in her mouth she spat all the contents out on Reno's hand.

Reno screamed and pulled his free hand away from Yuffie's mouth.

Plan C; success.

"Jesus Turk you scream like girl," Yuffie teased wiping her mouth with her free hand.

Reno was ignoring Yuffie; he was whimpering in pain/grossness and trying to find something to wipe her cooties away.

He took a tissue from his pocket and carefully wiped the spit away.