"Hero's Declaration"

by: Chibi Viki

All hail Roy Mustang, the savior of Amesteris!

All hail Roy Mustang, the man who will lead Amesteris to peace and prosperity!

All hail Roy Mustang, the greatest hero that ever lived!

Today, as celebration of the formation of the new government of Amesteris, he steps unto the stage to give his speech to the new military of Central.

"My comrades both in arms and in peace, today we celebrate the 3rd year of the founding of our country's new government. Gone are the years of war… gone are the years of pain. It is this year that we celebrate the rise of a new government which aims to protect and serve our country… to protect and serve our people.

It is this month that we have declared peace with our neighbor Drachma… and this month when we finally made our peace with the people of Ishbar.

And it is this day… THAT MY SON IS FINALLY 1 YEAR OLD! Those who will not bring gifts of any sort will be court-martialed and suspended without further notice! That is all".

All hail Roy Mustang!

A/N: Hehe, a few chapters ago, I said I was going to turn Roy into a meaner more aggressive Hughes… so here it is. While making this, I was actually imagining him in episode 13 when he declared his intention… TO MAKE WOMEN IN THE MILITARY WEAR MINI-SKIRTS! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I was indecisive about declaring Maes to be a year old here since it might ruin the series since being under 1 year old is definitely a lot more fun… it has more innocence in it, meaning Maes gets to "victimize" people under full immunity from persecution all the more. Toddlers are smarter since they are partially aware of what they do. But, then again, it would make more sense if he was a year old. Oh well…