Disclaimer: I do not own Lord Of The Rings. I do own Mary Sue though unfortunately.
Author: Yes we know that.
Disclaimer: Hey I'm just saying.
Author: Okay then onwards with the story. Elvish are in Italics.
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MarySueMaryJaneStarWildfireMoonbeamRobinRenRainbowYoMama
MichaelJacksonSmith let's call her Mary Sue ran down the stairs to smell the aromas of the flowers nearby. Mary Sue cocked her head to see a butterfly fluttering on the ceiling. Mary Sue had long blond hair down to her back, which was braided in a ponytail. She was very tall for her age, which happened to be in her twenties. Her eyes were blue like water and when she was looking at someone their eyes would water. With her eyes came her face. Her face was long and pearly white. Forget the freckles and pimples since she is so dam perfect. Then came her long slender body the result of being so slender was that she was capable of doing anything impossible. Finally, she was wearing a gold bikini. Mary Sue then switched her gaze to Legolas who was sitting in the hot tub waiting for her.
"Hey baby, you are looking so beautiful just like the ocean in your eyes.'' Legolas said in Elvish.
" Hannon Lee.'' Thank you Correct me if I am wrong Mary Sue then climbed into the tub and did a belly flop. Legolas laughed then helped her up " Why are you in here for? Frodo said that you wanted to see me.'' She said as she got up to her feet.
Legolas could not answer her. How can I explain this to her while not sounding like I am stupid? He thought. Before he knew it he jumped on top of Mary Sue and started kissing her.
" Oh Legolas stop Legolas please tell me what you want?'' Mary Sue said impatiently.
Legolas jumped off her and took a few breaths. Then he sat up and said.
"Mary Sue, I love you. We are meant to be together forever.''
Mary Sue blinked because she failed to understand where Legolas was going with this. The minor set back of being so perfect is sometimes the Mary Sues are not intellectual. " Legolas, you tell me that you love all the time?'' Mary Sue batted her eyelashes.
" I know that,'' Legolas said frustrated. Legolas then took out a box. Mary Sue stared at the box and started to squeal. Legolas smiled and opened the box. It was a diamond ring! He then got onto to one knee and said: " Mary Sue I love you so much! I want you and I to live together happily and forever! Will you be my wife?''
Mary Sue squealed louder and started to jump up and down. " Of course I will marry you!'' She hugged Legolas and they kissed. Suddenly, they heard a BANG. Mary Sue was shot. She fall off Legolas and fell into the tub with her hair matted with blood. Legolas screamed at the top of his lungs.
"THEIR HAS BEEN A MURDER!''
The others rushed in from various locations.
" Who has been murdered?'' Gandalf asked.
"MarySueMaryJaneStarWildfireMoonbeamRobinRenYoMamaMichael Jackson Smith let's call her Mary Sue is dead.'' Legolas cried.
The gang moved closer to the tub. Gandalf peered closely at Mary Sue and then said in a monotonous voice: " Mary Sue is a goner.''
"Yeah,'' the others said in unison.
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In a dark cave somewhere outside of Rivendell two eyes watched the Fellowship through a window and saw the whole thing. Suddenly, the cave erupted with deep laughter.
