A/N: For Lexi, for the GGE 2017. This one is just puns, I'm sorry!
"Did you really have to bring your bloody snake on our first date?"
Salazar arched an eyebrow at Godric. "I suppose you expected me to keep it at home until at least the third?"
Godric huffed and crossed his arms. "You're always stroking it."
"I suppose you'd rather I stroke you."
"And I can't even understand what you're saying when you talk to it. It's very antisocial."
"I'll translate. He says you're hot when you're angry."
Godric coloured in spite of himself. "You know this is why people think you're queer."
"I am a snake charmer, I'll admit," Salazar smirked.
