Author: Hi everyone! I love you all! Aragorn is dead now and let's all take the time to think about him and Legolas as well. It's time for silence. Thank you everybody for taking the time to observe Aragorn and Legolas. I am again sure that crazy fan girls are rioting in the streets and coming up with ways to kill me. Don't waste your time. Anyway, Disclaimer has been sitting here patiently waiting to tell you the usual piece of crap.

Disclaimer: Thank you Author. Lord Of The Rings belongs to Tolkien. All the characters belong to Tolkien except Mary Sue. Basically, that is all. Lord Of The Rings and the characters will always belong to Tolkien. There is everyone satisfied? I have to recite this piece of shit all the time. I even recite it in my sleep. There it goes to show you that I have no life whatsoever. All I do is say that Lord Of The Rings belongs to Tolkien and the Author doesn't. Well I can't take it anymore I want to go to Europe and explore! I'm going to plan right now. Goes off and gets a passport

Author: Okay then onwards with the story.

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" Gandalf, I think something is going on.'' Pippin asked shaking.

" Peregrin Took. I believe you.'' Gandalf answered.

" Well what is going on?'' Merry pondered.

" I don't know Meriadoc Brandybuck.'' Gandalf replied gloomy.

Pippin had a deep feeling that something was going on. Three people he knew died of unknown causes. What if he was next or Gandalf or someone else? What was so wrong with Mary Sue, Legolas, and Aragorn? Why did they have to be murdered? I hope I'm not going to be next. Pippin started to shake even more when Faramir and Boromir lifted Aragorn out of the tub. They carried Aragorn outside to where Legolas and Mary Sue were buried. Gandalf dug a whole in the ground and a casket was their already prepared.

They took the time for silence. Aragorn was the best companion anyone could ever have. It was sad that fate was not being kind to him. Tears streamed down their faces as they buried him and Gandalf said some prayers and they walked inside.

" This is not cool!'' Merry cried.

" Of course it isn't.'' Gimli responded.

" Nin Mellon Estel.'' Gandalf said sadly. " Cormamin lindua ele lle.'' My heart sings to thee " Cormamin niuve tenna' ta elea lle au'. My heart shall weep until it sees thee again.Gandalf isn't gay everyone! Gandalf stood up and went back outside. He found huge pieces of rocks. He then dug holes in the ground next to Aragorn 's grave. Gandalf missed Aragorn like he if he were to be deprived of his staff. Gandalf wrote everyone's name on everyone's grave. " We are all going to die one day or the other.''

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Back inside, the hobbits were in the kitchen looking for food. There was barely any food left. This is terrible for hobbits.

" Bloody hell, there is barely any food!'' Pippin complained.

" We have Frosted Mini Wheat's remember?'' Sam reminded him.

" Frosted Mini Wheat's taste like cardboard!''

" Alright starve. I am going outside to feed Bill.''

With that word, Sam left the kitchen to leave the others searching for food. Sam stepped outside and gazed at Aragorn's grave.

" Strider was my pal. He helped me through many dangers. Without him I feel defenseless. Especially without Gandalf.'' Sam said sadly. Sam noticed Gandalf sitting on the ground. Sam decided to leave him alone and headed to the stable. The stable was a big one with many horses and ponies inside. The horses and ponies were eating in there troughs. Sam walked inside and spotted Bill eating some oats and acting like a pony. Sam grabbed a bag of oats and brought it to Bill's pen. He opened the door and walked inside the pen. " Are you hungry Bill?'' " I have some oats for you.'' Sam said softly.

Sam poured the oats into Bill's trough and Bill pecked the oats. Sam threw back his head and laughed a hearty laugh. " Hey Bill want to go for a ride? You need the exercise.'' Bill shook his head indicating yes. Sam took a saddle, a bridle, and reins and placed it on Bill. Sam then climbed on Bill and kicked off on top speed.

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" How could we not have any food?'' Pippin whined.

" I don't know.'' Merry exclaimed.

" All we have is the leftover rump roast from two weeks ago.'' Frodo said as he checked the refrigerator.

" Rump roast sucks man!'' Pippin said as he looked like he was going to vomit. " We will starve!'' "I'm already hungry."

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Sam and Bill rode in the countryside with the blue sky with them. Sam needed to clear his head. All the events that happened this past week drove him nuts. It all started with the death of Mary Sue then Legolas and yesterday Aragorn. Sam had the same thoughts just like Pippin. " Hey Bill, do you know that this week has been hectic. Mary Sue died then Legolas and now Aragorn is dead too.'' " Why did they get killed and who is the culprit?'' Bill whinnied and started to trot. Sam rode on into the hills.

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An hour later, Sam and Bill returned to the House Of Elrond. Sam got off and took Bill to the stable. Sam then took off Bill's saddle and reins and the bridle and placed them on a hook. Then he led Bill into the pen and closed the door. Sam walked back inside and left Bill alone with the other horses. It was starting to get dark and Sam wanted to get back quickly as possible.

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The sky was dark as night and the shadow paced back and fourth thinking of a plan for his next murder. " The next ones to die are the three hobbits Merry, Frodo, and Pippin.'' " Authors who release Mary Sues into the Shire and try to get the hobbits to fall in love with them and they go on the quest with them too!'' " They shan't exist any longer! But how do I murder them?'' How could he kill them without anyone knowing? The shadow went to pace back and forth. This was too hard for him. Mary Sue, Legolas, and Aragorn were easy, but the hobbits are hard. Really, they didn't have anything bad about them except that they have been sued many times than you could count. The shadow needed inspiration. The shadow vacated the cave and went to the window of Elrond's house. The window happened to be open and he could hear the conversation.

" WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FUCKING HOUSE?'' Pippin roared at everyone.

" Nobody did we were probably robbed.'' Gandalf replied calmly.

" BUT THERE ISN'T ANY EVIDENCE OF BURGLARS BEING IN HERE!'' Pippin continued to roar.

" Maybe, the burglars are good at not acting like they were here.'' Faramir responded with deep thought.

" OH FUCK, WE MIGHT AS WELL ALL BE LOCKED IN SOME ROOM AND STARVE TO DEATH.'' Pippin furiously got up and stormed out of the room.

This made the shadow all filled with glee. This was the best inspiration he ever received in his life. " That's it, When the hobbits are sleeping, I'll take them and put them in the cell in the house and lock them in.'' the shadow went back to the cave to celebrate.

An hour passed since the conversation and everyone fell asleep. The shadow went to the back to the window to where the hobbits room was. The window was also open too. The shadow climbed inside quickly and quietly. He grabbed each hobbit and climbed out and went into the basement. There was the room. The room was a small one, which was actually a cell. The shadow opened the door and threw the hobbits inside the cell and locked the door and blocked the window. The shadow then took the keys that were in the lock and threw them into a random fireplace. The shadow went upstairs and locked the door to the basement and climbed out the window.

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The next morning, Pippin woke up. He looked around and jumped. " Where are we?'' Pippin was starting to get nervous. He woke up Merry by rocking back in fourth. " Merry, wake up! I'm scared?''

" Merry!''

Merry woke up with huge bags under his eyelids and yawned and stretched. " Pippin what is going on?'' he yawned.

" We are not in Elrond's house anymore!''

Merry got up and surveyed the cell with an interesting look. The cell was very murky. Water seeped in through the ceiling. The whole place was just grimy. " Where are we?'' Merry asked quizzically.

" Who knows.'' Pippin replied uncertainly.

Frodo and Sam woke up groggily. They stood up and surveyed the jail with horror.

" We must be in a dungeon!'' Frodo and Sam cried in shock.

" This doesn't look like a dungeon.'' Pippin said with sarcasm.

" But, how did we get here?'' Merry asked.

" We clicked our heels and said there is no place like a dungeon there is no place like a dungeon.'' Pippin answered with more dripping sarcasm.

" Shut up Dorothy. Be serious!'' Frodo said seriously.

" So how do we get out?'' Sam asked as he tried to bring everyone to the subject.

" I don't know. We are stuck.''

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The shadow sat back in the cave laughing manically. This was definitely working. There was no way they could escape.

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Five minutes passed and there was still no sign of the hobbits. Gandalf and the others began to worry.

" Has anyone seen the hobbits?'' Gandalf asked worriedly.

" No.'' Faramir said.

" I haven't seen them since three weeks ago when Pippin was ranting about food.'' Gimli replied being informative.

" Yes.'' Boromir said agreeing with Gimli.

" I have searched the entire house for them and they are not anywhere.'' Gandalf answered.

They decided to look for them. They went into the basement. The dungeon looked the same way as it did before and Gimli looked around the room with disgust on his face. Gandalf spotted the cell where the hobbits were. He saw the hobbits lying in the cell dead from starvation.

They ran down the stairs and looked at the hobbits dead bodies and their eyes opened.

" Oh my lord they can't be dead.'' Boromir looked at each hobbit.

Gandalf ripped down the doors and went to the hobbits.

" They must have starved to death. They must have been in here the whole day without food.'' " The hobbits have been sued.'' Gandalf finally concluded.

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The shadow watched through the window and smiled at the hobbits being dead and Gandalf and the others going frantic. " Well so far my plan has worked. Now I'm off too get a Brazilian wax.'' The shadow then left the cave and knew that life was too good.

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Author: The hobbits have been sued. I'm sorry Samara13 but they had to go. You can start a riot in the streets and start your own campaign I don't give a dam. Well I hope you all enjoyed this story so far, more chapters to come. Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men? The shadow knows! Stay tuned!