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10 years later when Firestar, Graystripe, Sandstorm, Leafpaw, and Squirrelpaw got back to camp, they saw Dustpelt running back and forth screaming. "Shadowclan is attacking! And they have muffins!" Dustpelt shrieked. "Oh noze!" Cried Graystripe. It was true. Shadowclan cats were running around chucking muffins at everyone. "We must fight!" said Firestar heroically. "But how?" Asked Whitestorm, even though he was dead, but returned for the episode. "We've got waffles!" Shouted Cenderpelt. "HOORRAAAY!" Shouted Graystripe. Soon, everyone from Thunderclan and Shadowclan were chucking muffins and waffles at each other. "Mmmm… Blueberry…" Said Squirrelpaw randomly as she bit into a blueberry muffin. " We're running out of waffles!" Exclaimed Bluestar who had also returned from the dead because she liked muffins and waffles. " But we just got in a new stock!" shouted Firestar. "Where could they all have gone?" Then Firestar noticed Graystripe in the corner eating waffles. "GRAYSTRIPE!" Yowled Firestar. "Eat the muffins, not the waffles!" He said. "Sorry." Graystripe mewed quietly.
Now the battle was almost over. Both clans were running out of muffins and waffles, but the battle still wasn't over yet. Then Brambleclaw got hit in the head with a muffin, and died. "BRRAAAMBLLECLAAW!" Shouted Firestar dramatically. He looked angrily at Blackstar, who had thrown the muffin. "YOUR GO'IN DOWN KITTY!" Yowled Firestar angrily, as he ran over to Blackstar and threw a really stale waffle at him. Blackstar fell. Firestar could tell he was losing a life. "Firestar, we need reinforcements!" Cried Bramleclaw, who wasn't really dead. "All we need is more waffles." Said Firestar. "I know! I'll distract them!" Suggested Graystripe, as he ducked all the muffins. Then, Graystripe got out a guitar from nowhere, and started singing a weird song in Japanese. Unfortunately, none of the cats could speak Japanese, and even Graystripe had no clue what he was saying. Then Brambleclaw bit in to a muffin. "Hey, are these blackberries?" He asked a Shadowclan cat. "Nope. They're death berries." The Shadowclan cat replied. Then Brambleclaw started to choke. Then he died. Again. "BRRAAAMBLLECLAAW!" Shouted Firestar dramatically. Graystripe was still playing guitar, and singing in Japanese. Until a Shadowclan cat Stoll it. "NOOOOO!" Yowled Graystripe. "Oh well. I can still sing." He said positively. Then he started singing again.
By this time Firestar thought this battle would never end. Cats were STILL throwing waffles and muffins. Firestar could barley see the grass, because of the muffins& Waffles. The cats had been fighting for a moon and a half. Graystripe was running out of creative Japanese words to say. "Can we take a break now, Firestar?" Asked Brambleclaw. "Not until both clans run out of Muffins and Waffles." Replied Firestar. "Uh, I hate those words!" Complained Squirrelpaw. Then Firestar & Blackstar realized they were both holding the last muffin & waffle. They chucked it at each other. They both lost a life. NOW the battle was over. The Shadowclan cats walked out sensibly. "I never wanna hear the words Waffles or Muffins again." Said Sandstorm. "A-men." Agreed Graystripe.
Mmm... Waffles & Muffins... That's Ch. 3! Chapter 4 is coming soon! Please reveiw this! AND NO FLAMES!
