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Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw were watching a sitcom on TV. Then Brambleclaw walked over, in a sailor suit. "What are you guys watching?" Asked Brambleclaw. "We're watching this show called "Warriors with that?"" Leafpaw told him. "Would you like Warriors with that?" Squirrelpaw shouted out randomly, and the two of them laughed. "You guys are wack." Brambleclaw said. Then Firestar's two daughters went back to watching their sitcom.

Then some dramatic music came on, and Brambleclaw, Tigerstar's son, looked into a puddle. "I'M A BAD KITTY!" He cried. Then Firestar and Graystipe, who was playing the dramatic music, walked over to Brambleclaw. "Tigey's a bad kitty." Said Firestar seriously. Then Brambleclaw stopped his wailing, and turned to Firestar. "I wanted to be the son of Homer Simpson, not a killer!" Brambleclaw complained. "I was not a bad person." Said Tigerstar's ghost, who was standing right beside the three cats. "Oh, hi Tigerstar." Graystipe sighed. "Daddy, I'm depressed." Brambleclaw mewed to Tigerstar.

"It's alright, Bramby." Said Tigerstar. "Killing is a very depressing concept." He said. "Then why did you do it?" Asked Graystripe. "Because… my master made me." Tigerstar admitted. Then Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Graystripe gasped. "Tigerstar's a kittypet!" Yowled Graystripe. "I prefer the word assistant." He explained. "My owner was cruel." "Who was he?" Asked Firestar. Then Tigerstar's ghost snatched Graystipe's CD player, and put in on a very familiar tune. "Barney was your owner?" Brambleclaw asked in shock. "Oops, wrong song." Tigerstar meowed. Then he turned it on to an even MORE familiar song. "Darth Vader." The three cats said all at once.

"Yep." Tigerstar said. "Really I'm a peace maker, I love the color pink, I think high heels are so in fashion, and I LOVE the teletubbes!" He said. Then Graystripe fainted. "Vader didn't even appreciate me!" Tigerstar complained. "I was the one who thought up the quote "Luke, I am you father"! And HE wanted to use "Hey! Lukey! It's daddy!" That movie would have been a failure without me." "Wow. I didn't know you're life was so hard." Brambleclaw said. "Yes." Tigerstar's ghost said. "But who cares! Let's do the Macarena!" "HOORRAAAY!" Said Graystripe. Then the three cats, and the ghost, began to do the Macarena. "I'm SO happy my father isn't a killer!" Brambleclaw purred. "But I'm a little ticked off about the whole pink thing." He whispered to Firestar. Then Tigerstar stopped dancing. "But still… there's something I MUST confess." The other three cats stopped dancing. "I WAS like I described… but then I realized being evil was fun… Also" Then Tigerstar's ghost ripped off his cat costume. "I AM DARTH VADER 2!" Tigers-err-Darth Vader 2 yowled. "AHHHH!" Screamed Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Graystripe.

"I have come to destroy you!" Darth Vader 2 breathed. "NOOOOO!" Screamed Brambleclaw. Then Firestar stopped screaming. "You mean this WHOLE time, my arch nemesis was Darth Vader!" Firestar asked in astonishment. "Darth Vader 2, the cat." Replied DV 2. "Oh, okay." Said Firestar. Then He, Graystripe, and Brambleclaw rushed into Firestar's den and got out a vacuum. "Huh? Wait, NO!" DV 2 screamed. "Ghosts are afraid of vacuums!" He screamed. "GOOD BYE GHOST TIGERSTAR A.K.A DARTH VADER 2!" Yelled Firestar heroically, as he turned on the vacuum, and Tigerstar got sucked into it. "Great. Now what do we do with him?" Asked Graystripe. Then Firestar gave an evil grin. 2 hours later, Firestar, and the vacuum arrived at the bottomless hole, and Firestar threw the vacuum over. "AWW… I thought Tigerstar had turned good…" Brambleclaw complained. "He was… at one time…" Firestar said, deep in thought about the shiny piece of metal from Chapter 4. "Let's do the Macarena!" Graystripe suggested. Then the 3 of them started dancing.


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