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Graystripe was at camp. He was bored. Veeery bored. "I'm bored." Said Graystripe. "Veeery bored." Then Firestar walked in holding a brochure. "Yo, Graystipey, check this out." Firestar said. Graystripe looked at the brochure. "Skydiving?" He asked. "Actually, it says 'Swimming.'" Firestar gave him an odd look. "Skydiving! HOORRAAAY! Great idea!" Graystripe yowled happily, and jumped out a window that was there for no apparent reason. Graystripe jumped into his Hummer, and drove off, even though A. He had no clue where he was going, and B. He's a cat for cryin out loud! Then as he was driving, his car flew off a random cliff. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe shouted gleefully. "I'm skydiving!" He purred, as jumped out off the car, and kept falling.

5 minutes later, he was still falling. Until he fell onto a trampoline, at the bottom off a rocky cliff, and was now falling up. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe called out again. Then he flew into the sky, and went all the way to Starclan. Even though he didn't die. Then he crashed through the roof. "Graystripe!" Greeted Bluestar. "Bluestar!" He greeted. Then he stayed for tea and cookies. "Well I'd better get going." Said Graystripe. "May Starclan be with you." Said Yellowfang. Then Graystripe jumped out from the hole he made in the wall, and flew back to earth. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe shouted. Unfortunately, he fell down another cliff. "Yay! I'm skydiving again!" He mewed. "WHEEEEEEE!" Then he crashed through the roof of the home of the mole people.

"Greetings, Moles! I'm your father!" He greeted strangely. "Then a mole with rabies bit him on the shoulder, and Graystripe laughed historically. "I just realized!" He said. "I'm in a mole hole!" He giggled. "Greetings fellow odd ball." Greeted the largest mole. "I am Mr. Snuffles, leader of the mole people. "Olla, senior Snuffles!" Graystripe greeted. "I am Ronald Mc. Donald. I am Mr. Snuffles assistant." Said a mole wearing a cowboy hat. "Can you guys sing?" Asked Graystripe. "Actually, we have an opening song for newcomers." Mr. Snuffles told Graystripe. "All together now," Then the moles started singing. "Ding-Dong, Wang, Chang, Yinger, Dinger, Donger. We are the mole people, and we'd like to sing a songer. WE ARE THE MOLE PEEPS! MR.SNUFFLES IS OUR MASTER! WE ARE THE MOLE PEEPS! WE GET INTO DISASTERS! WE ARE- WE ARE- WE ARE THE MOLE PEEPS!" They finished their song. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe clapped.

"Nice talking to you guys, but I gotta jet!" Graystripe purred. Then he got out his hummer from behind Ronald Mc. Donald's ear, and jumped into it. "I'm GO'IN SKY DIVING!" He announced, as he drove up to ground level, and jumped back down the cliff. "YAY, SKY DIVING!" He shouted. Then for the next two hours he just jumped off the cliff, and drove back up it. Until, one time he went down, and out of no where, Squirrelpaw showed up. " 'Ello, Neighbor!" She chirped, as she flew down the cliff with Graystripe. "Yo Ho!" Greeted Graystripe. " I see we're sky diving." Said Squirrelpaw. "Un huh." Graystripe said. "Uhhh… you know we're gonna fall and die, right?" Squirrelpaw asked. "Uh huh." Said Graystripe, falling even faster. "See ya." Said Squirrelpaw, as she flew up the cliff. Then Graystripe fell and died. "Man, that was fun!" Graystripe yowled. "And slightly painful." "Would you like some lemonade, sir?" Asked one of the moles from the mole people. "Sure, neighbor!" Graystripe meowed.. Then he gulped down the lemonade. "Dieing is thirsty work!" Purred Graystripe. "I can see that." Said Mr. Snuffles. "Well, Tallyho!" Graystripe said happily, getting back in the Hummer and driving to the top of the cliff. "YAY, SKY DIVING!" Purred Graystripe.


HOORRAAAY! SKYDIVING RULEZ! Review this! But like always, NO FLAMES!