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Firestar was blowing up balloons. Graystripe was setting up a stereo system. Sandstorm was putting out chips, and pop. Leafpaw was hanging streamers. You guessed it. It was Squirrelpaw's birthday. The cats of Thunderclan were having a surprise party for her. Graystripe had sent her hunting, so she wouldn't know. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe cried. "I LOOVE PARTIES!" He purred. "Leafpaw, what did you get your sister?" Asked Firestar. Leafpaw looked at him. "Oh my gosh! I forgot to get Leafpaw a present!" Thought Leafpaw. "Err… It's something amazing." She said awkwardly. "I can't wait to see it!" Purred Sandstorm. "Oh, wait… do I hear Starclan calling? I think it was- that way!" Leafpaw said, as she ran into the forest, to get her beloved sister a present. "What a weird kid." Said Firestar.
"What to get?" Leafpaw asked herself. "What to get?" She repeated. "Maybe I should get her a big juicy squirrel!" She thought. "Or not, considering her name is 'Squirrelpaw'." Then she heard rustling in a bush. "W-who's there?" Asked Leafpaw. Then to Leafpaw's giant surprise, a mole walked out of the bushes. Leafpaw gave a yowl of surprise. "Do you know the one called Graystripe?" He asked. "Yesterday he went skydiving in our caves, and left his Hummer behind." The mole said. "I'll give it to him." Leafpaw said, uncertainly. "Thank you, amigos." The mole said, as he flew up into the sky. "Wait a minute-," Thought Leafpaw. "I could give Graystripe's Hummer to Leafpaw, and tell him that I bought it at a car sale!" Leafpaw thought. "I'm a genius!" She purred. "Good thing Graystripe isn't." She sighed.
"Hey, Sandstorm!" Leafpaw mewed to Sandstorm, 2 hours before the party. "Yeah?" Asked Sandstorm, wearing a party hat, and holding a sparkler. "I need help with my'present'." She meowed. "That's cheesy-licious!" Graystripe butted in. "Is it my lost Hummer?" Asked Graystripe. Leafpaw looked at him, shocked. "Uhh… No… It's a… something…" She said. "OH! I LOVE SOMETHINGS!" Graystripe yowled. "Once, I got a something, and I called it Billy Banana!" He purred loudly. "You mean that chainsaw?" Asked Firestar. "I called it Joe!" Graystripe said with enthusiasm, as he pulled out Joe. " I was talking to Sandstorm!" Leafpaw said, annoyed. "Oh." Said Graystripe and Firestar. Graystripe put some dramatic music on the stereo. Sandstorm started dancing. "HELLO!" Leafpaw yelled. "Oh, Leafpaw, what is it?" She asked. "Come here." Leafpaw gestured to the forest. "Oh! I know a quick way to get there!" Graystripe yowled. "FOLLOW MEEEEEE!" Graystripe purred, as he pulled out a rainbow form nowhere, and took Sandstorm, and Leafpaw, and slid across the rainbow to an other universe. "GRAYSTRIPE!" Yowled Leafpaw. "I think were lost." Sandstorm mewed.
"I wanted to speak with Sandstorm alone, then YOU had to come, and take us to this strange land!" Leafpaw hissed. "Sorry, amigos." Graystripe meowed quietly. Then Leafpaw realized her surroundings. There were rainbows, and flowers, and sparkly air. "I'M ALLERGIC TO SPARKLY AIR!" Graystripe yowled. "Then why did you bring us here?" Sandstorm hissed. "I thought this was the passage to Chucky Cheeses." Graystripe meowed. Then a weird ghost twoleg with his leg chewed off floated over to them, then started blabbering a lot of words in Japanese to them. "Twolegs…" Leafpaw shook her head. "Come on, we need to get back in time for Squirrelpaw's party!" Sandstorm meowed. Then the ghost twoleg stopped talking. Then his eyes started glowing red. "I-AM-SANTA-CLAUSE!" The ghost said. "Oh! I know where we are!" Graystripe mewed. "We're in Japanese-ghost-Santa land!" "Well, how do we get out?" Hissed Leafpaw. "Find out, on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!" Graystripe meowed with enthusiasm.
Will Leafpaw's gift work out? Will Sandstorm, Leafpaw, and Graystripe ever get out of Japanese-Ghost-Santa land? Will I ever think of any more questions to ask? Find out,when I post Squirrelpaw's birthday bash part 2! Also, just to make it clear that I have lots more chapters left, and way more to come, here's a sneek preview at... CH 18!
"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed, sir, where ready to rooooooll out!" Firestar said, as he started the Hummer. He pressed the exhilarator. "Fly chicken!" Graystripe yelled.
