Disclamier- I OWN NOTHING!

The ghost Japanese Santa person was coming closer. "We're Doooooooomed!" Leafpaw yowled. "We must fight!" Sandstorm said, heroically. "I'll save you, Shiny!" Graystripe squealed, holding the piece of metal that the clan leaders fought over, back in chapter 4. "Hey, how did you get that metal?" Leafpaw asked. "What metal?" Graystripe asked, with no trace of him holding any type of metal whatsoever. Then the Japanese ghost Santa went to pick up Leafpaw. "NOOOOOO-N-n-n-n-NOOOOOOO!" Howled Leafpaw. The twoleg picked up Leafpaw. Dramatic music came on- even more dramatic than the music Graystripe would play. "Leafy! I'll save you!" Graystripe called out. Then, out of nowhere, Graystripe pulled out a Glad press 'n seal wrap, and opened it up, causing a black hole. Then the Ghost-Japanese-Santa person dropped Leafpaw, and got sucked into the plastic. "YOU-BETTER-WATCH-OUT!" The GJS person said. Then disappeared. "Great. Now what do we do?" Asked Sandstorm. They all looked at each other. Then smiled. "I'm taking the CHEEEEEZY EXSPRESS! HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe yelled. Then he pushed a button, and a car made of cheese rolled up. "Let's get back to the party!" Leafpaw said.

Soon enough, they were back at the surprise party, 2 minutes before they brought Squirrelpaw in. Leafpaw had to admit, everything looked so colorful, and cheerful, and there was lots of decorations, chips, soda, music, and more! Then Leafpaw felt jealous. "Firestar never threw me a party like this for MY birthday!" She thought. "She's coming!" Brackenfur shouted. All the cats hid behind bushes, and got ready to shout "surprise!" Then a cat entered the camp. "SURPRISE!" The cats shouted. Then they realized it was Scourge's ghost, from Bloodclan.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" All the cats shrieked. Then Scourge walked over to Firestar. "Gimme your lunch money, kittypet." He said. "But I was going to buy a Big Mac!" Firestar wailed. Then he burst into tears. Then Squirrelpaw entered camp. Everyone looked up from Scourge and Firestar. "SURPRISE!" They all shouted. "Oh, is this party for moi?" She asked, shocked. "It sure is, sweetie." Firestar purred. Then everyone turned to Scourge, who was now crying historically. "What's wrong, you stupid furball?" Cloudtail asked with compassion in his voice. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-" "GET ON WITH IT!" Dustpelt shouted. "I've never been invited to a party!" Scourge wailed. "Awww… Why don't you party with us?" Asked Squirrelpaw. "Really?" Asked Scourge. "Really." Squirrelpaw purred. "WHAAAAHOOOOOOOO!" Scourge yowled happily.

"LET'S PARTY!" Yelled Sandstorm. "HOORRAAAY!" yowled Graystripe. Then some music came on and everyone started dancing. "What's MY present Leafpaw?" Squirrelpaw asked her sister. "Err.. It's right over there..." Leafpaw pointed to Graystripe's Hummer. "Oh, Leafpaw, 'Tis fabuliolus!" She purred. "Only one problem." She Squirrelpaw meowed. "What?" Leafpaw asked with a worried exspreesion. "I- can't drive!" Purred Squirrelpaw. Then the two sisters started laughing. "I'll have it!" Graystripe offered. "Okay!" The two sisters agreed.

All was peaceful until- "Can you pass the ketchup?" Scourge asked Graystripe. "Sure thing, Scrooge!" Graystripe purred. "Actually my name is Scourge." Scourge said. "Riiiiight." Graystripe said. Then Squirrelpaw wiggled over to Scourge " 'Tis the best party eva!" Squirrelpaw purred. "By the way, does anyone have ketchup?" Then, suddenly a giant hole opened up for the sky. "What's happing!" Yelled Firestar. Then everyone heard this noise that sounded like this: "I-AM-SANTA-CLAUSE!" "UH OH!" Mewed Leafpaw, Sandstorm, and Graystripe. Then The Ghost-Japanese-Santa twoleg jumped down from the sky. "HOORRAAAY!" Cried Graystripe, gleefully. "Graystripe, this is a BAD THING!" Firestar hissed. "Oh." Graystripe said. "OOOOOOOH NOOOO!" "ME-WANT-KETCHUP!" The GJS yelled. "Scourge has ketchup." Squirrelpaw said quietly. Then the Ghost-Japanese-Santa picked up Scourge. "KETCHUP!" He yelled really, really loudly. Scourge was shivering, and was close to tears. "Have you ever heard of the muffin man?" Scourge asked, voice wobbling. "MUFFIN…. MAN?" The GJS asked. "This is fun!" Graystripe said, sitting on a lawn chair beneath the Ghost-Japanese-Santa, eating popcorn. "MUFFIN-MAN!" The GJS yowled. "ME-LIKE-MUFFINS!" He shouted happily. Then he dropped Scourge and started singing the muffin man song. Then the hole in the sky opened up, and the Ghost-Japanese-Santa went back to Ghost-Japanese-Santa land.

"That was a close one!" Sandstorm meowed. "I can't believe I'm saying this, But we couldn't have done it without you, Scourge!" Firestar purred. But Scourge was gone. "Well, that was rather creepy." Graystripe said in Australian accent.


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