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It was Midnight. All the cats were asleep. Firestar was having a dream of Spottedleaf, giving him a weird new prophecy. Sandstorm was dreaming about catching a mouse. Graystripe was dreaming about Ommpa Lommpas. All was quiet. Too quiet. "I shall attack at dawn." Said a voice from the bushes. All the cats woke up. "Did you say something?" Asked Firestar. "Nope." Sandstorm replied. Then all of the cats fell asleep instantly. There was a rustle in the bush. All of the cats woke again. They all looked at Sandstorm. "What?" Sandstorm said. "Nothing." Said everybody. Then they fell asleep.

It was morning. Firestar's alarm clock went off. Firestar hit the snooze button. "Well, Howdy doo, feline!" Greeted a tiny little voice. Firestar woke up. "Huh?" He asked. The, there, standing on his stomach, was a little ant. "Hey, Graystripe, look, a little ant!" Firestar called to Graystripe. Graystripe rolled over to them. "Let's call him Willy Wonka!" Graystripe said. "Okay!" Said Firestar and Willy Wonka at the same time. "So, what brings an ant like you here?" Asked Firestar. "I've come to destroy you!" Screamed Willy. Then Firestar and Graystripe burst out laughing. "You?" Asked Firestar. Then Willy held up a riffle. "Me." He said. Firestar & Graystripe started screaming. "CINDERPELT! A KILLER ANT IS COMING TO KILL US!" They two cats screamed as they ran into Cinderpelt's den. Only Leafpaw was there.

"You're silly." Leafpaw said. "Silly Willy heads." She added. "Where's Cinderpelt?" Yelled Firestar. "I think she went to Wal-Mart." Leafpaw said. "There're having a sale on lard." She purred. Firestar looked behind him, to see where Willy Wonka was. He was gone. Firestar and Graystripe gave a sigh of relief. "HOORRAAAY!" Cried Graystripe we're safe!" He purred. "Not for long." Whispered Firestar.

It was the gathering. It had been 3 sunrises since the ant attack. Blackstar was finishing his speech. "And that's why, you should never drink out of a toilet!" He finished. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe called out from the audience. All the other cats clapped. Now it was Firestar's turn to speak. "Hello, folks!" He purred. "Why did the Riverclan guide carry a riffle?" He asked. "Because he wanted to shoot at rapids!" he purred. The only noise made was cricket chirping. "Ha! Ha! Haaaa." Firestar said. "Okay, thhhhat's all, folks!" He meowed, and fell off the stage. "No. That's NOT all." Said a little voice. Firestar and Graystripe gave a tiny mew of horror. "Willy Wonka!" They half said, half whispered.

"Oh! Willy Wonka's here?" Asked Tallstar. "Can he give us all Wonka bars?" Asked Brambleclaw. "I shall RULE THE WORLD!" Screamed Willy Wonka. "Riiiight…" Meowed Graystripe. Then Willy held up his riffle. "JEEPERS CREEPERS!" Screamed everybody. "MWHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Willy Wonka evilly. "I'm so EEEEVIL!" Laughed the less than 1-inch ant. "We shall escape the forest!" Screamed Leopardstar. "Like we did in book 3 of the New Prophecy?" Asked Tawnypelt. "Bingo!" yelled Willy, pointing his riffle at Firestar. "B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-O!" Graystripe sang, in the middle of the crisis. Willy shot at Firestar. The bullet was coming closer. Firestar had a look of horror on his face. Then a to be continued sign came up on screen.

"Curse you, 'To Be Continued Sign!" Graystripe yowled, as he ripped the sign in half. Now back to the chapter. Luckily Firestar ducked the bullet, and it cut the tree behind him in half. Unfortunately the tree fell on him. Now Firestar was down for the count. Then Willy Wonka pointed the riffle at Sandstorm. "Good Bye, MARY!" Willy screamed. "My name's SANDSTORM!" Sandstorm hissed. NOW she was mad. Willy shot the bullet at Sandstorm, but Sandstorm pulled a Matrix. That weird Matrix music came on as she did it in sloooow moootion. Then she caught the bullet, and threw it into the sky. "Oh Crumpets, that was my last bullet." Willy Wonka sighed. "BUT I SHALL STIL RULE YOU!" Willy screamed. Then a bird swooped down, and ate Willy Wonka. The ant. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe shouted. "You saved the forest from mass destruction!" He purred. Then Firestar woke up. "Hey, if there was a giant fight, why didn't clouds cover the moon?" Firestar asked. The moon was crystal clear.

Up in Silverpelt, Starclan was a disaster, mostly because a bullet had just hit the flashing sign the read 'Welcome to Starclan', which had apparently cost a lot of money. "Hey, my Starclan senses are tingling!" Meowed Lionheart. "Mine too. There must have been a fight at the gathering!" Exclaimed Spottedleaf. "Shouldn't we, like, move the clouds over the moon or something?" "We have no time for that!" Bluestar hissed. "Not after our 2000000000000000000000 dollar flashing Starclan sign has been destroyed, for some preposterous bullet has harmed it!" She wailed. Then all of the Starclan cats started sobbing. "It was SUCH a nice sign!" Silverstream cried. "Long may it rest in peace." Feathertail sobbed.


OMG! I'M NOT DEAD! Sorry fer not updating, lads.My computer was going wack, and so was the site. So from now on, back to da OLD schedule! HOORRAAAY! Also review! No flamerz!