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An other night had come. Or HAD it? Well, actually, in this case, yes. Firestar was asleep, about to receive a message from Starclan. Or WAS he? Firestar had been sitting on the patch of grass in his dream for like, 10 WHOLE SECONDS! "NOW 11 SECONDS!" Hissed Firestar. "WHERE IS SHE?" Then Bluestar flew down from the sky. Well, actually she fell & crashed down from the sky, but whatever! "Are you READY?" Asked Bluestar. "I'm more ready than Graystripe on a day we're ordering Chinese food from China Hut!" Firestar purred. "It looks like Chinese food, it tastes like Chinese food, but it's actually Indian food!"

"Here's the prophecy." Bluestar meowed. Then she took out an extremely long piece that was about 80 miles long. "Holy man!" Firestar said. "Your Prophecy is that an firery asteroid will fall form the sky, and destroy the forest." She meowed. "That's all?" Firestar asked. "Why do you have such a long piece of paper?" Firestar asked. "Oh, that? That my grocery list, and the list of odd jobs Starclan cats can do to earn money to replace our Starclan sign." She meowed. "Good night." Bluestar said. Then she disappeared into a black hole. Well, actually tripped and fell into a black hole, but whatever!

Firestar awoke. It was dawn. "How will I tell the clan this?" He asked. "Try it in Spanish!" Graystripe suggested. Then, suddenly, a giant firery asteroid fell into the forest, Thunderclan camp to be exact. It missed everything. Every tree, every cat, EVERYTHING! Oh, except for Cloudtail, who got crushed by the asteroid. "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe purred. "Great. Now what are we supposed to do for the rest of the series?" Asked Brightheart. "Err… Help me get out from under the asteroid?" Cloudtail suggested. "Hey, let's do the twist!" Sorreltail said. "YEAH!" Cried all off the cats. Then all of the cats started doing the twist. Except for Cloudtail, who was still crushed by asteroid.


YAY! what a short (But random) Chappie! HOORRAAAY! Like I said earlier: Untill I run out of chapters (Which will hopfully never happen) I'll update on Saturdays and Sundays! YAYZERZ! Oh, and H-H-Here's a sneek preveiw a-a-at... CH. 13!

"Curse you, Educational Television!" Squirrelpaw hissed.