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Firestar had just returned from hunting. He'd caught a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup, which was always tough prey. Firestar took the can of soup to the can opener. "Mmm… Soup…" Firestar purred. Then he carried his soup over to his favourite spot, and sat down. He sat down on a whoopee cushion! Firestar looked embarrassed. Then Sandstorm, Squirrelpaw and Graystripe stuck their heads out of a bush, and started laughing. "HOORRAAAY!" We pranked Firestar!" Purred Graystripe. "What's going on?" asked Firestar. "APRIL FOOLS!" The three of them shouted out, and continued laughing. Firestar stared at them, then took out his calendar. He's calendar read 'April 1st'. "Dang!" Hissed Firestar. "I SHALL GET REVENGE!" Firestar yowled. "I SHALL!" "Riiight…" three cats smirked.

A little later Graystripe was giving out hunting patrols. "… And Dustpelt… You can go with Tawnypelt-" "Tawnypelt's in Shadowclan, mouse-brain!" Dustpelt hissed. "Oh, okay, you can go with Spongebob-" "AAAAAAHHHHH!" Dustpelt screamed. "YOU'RE AN IDIOT, YOU STUPID FURBALL!" He screamed. "What else is new?" Graystripe commented for no reason. Then Graystripe started to walk away. He kept walking. And walking. And walking. "Wait a minute-" Said Graystripe. "I was going to Firestar's den. I would have been there by now." He said. Then he looked down at his paws. "AAHHH! My paws are glued to the ground!" Graystripe yowled. "APRIL FOOLS!" Firestar purred amusingly. "Please unglue me." Graystripe said. "Err...no." Firestar meowed. Then Firestar started to walk away. He kept walking. And walking. And walking. "Wait a minute-" Said Firestar. Then Firestar looked down at his paws. "AAHHH! Now MY paws are glued to the ground!" Firestar hissed.

Sandstorm was playing go fish with the purple elephant that took them home back from Disneyland, in chapter 2, and who Graystripe had called Fred. "Do you have any 2s?" Asked Sandstorm. "Go nuts. Do you have any peanuts?" Asked Fred in his British accent. "Only this really stale one." Sandstorm told Fred. Although it DID look pretty appetizing. So Sandstorm ate it. "EWWW!" She yowled. "That's ONE bad apple!" She said. Then she looked around. Err… Fred?" she asked. Fred was gone. "Grrr… I know Firestar & Graystripe did this!" She hissed.

Squirrelpaw & Brambleclaw were out hunting. Brambleclaw caught a mouse. "Good job, Brambleclaw!" Squirrelpaw purred. "What are you, my mentor?" Asked Brambleclaw. "Maybe." Squirrelpaw replied. Then as they walked along, Brambleclaw's foot got stuck in a trap. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M DIEING!" Brambleclaw screamed. "Stop acting like Graystripe!" Squirrelpaw meowed. I'm sure there's some sort of lever, or something." She said. Then she noticed a button that read 'Push here for Meow Mix.' "I'm Ready!" Squirrelpaw purred, as she pushed the button. Then both of them ended up in a trap hanging from a tree. "Curse you, Educational Television!" Squirrelpaw hissed.

All through out that day, people we're getting pranked, and blaming other cats for it. At sundown, all the cats were having a showdown. "Firestar!" Hissed Cloudtail. "I accuse you of replacing my fish sticks, with heavy wet sponges." He hissed. "Squirrelpaw!" Hissed Sorreltail. "I accuse you of painting pictures of Snoopy on my car!" She hissed. "Graystripe!" Hissed Dustpelt. " I accuse you of stealing my Meow Mix, and being an idiot." He hissed. "HOORRAAAY! That's me!" Purred Graystripe with pride. Firestar turned on Rap music. That was his sign to tell everyone to shut up. Everyone was quiet. "I don't accuse anyone!" Firestar hissed. Everyone gasped. "Tis April fools day, yes, but it's also the day I watch the April Fools special of the show 'The Tigerstar show', which comes on in 20 minutes." He said. "Wait, Tigerstar gets his own show?" Asked Brightheart. "It's a comedy." Firestar explained. "I now know who pranked us all!" Hissed Firestar. "Fred." He yowled. "FRED! HOORRAAAY!" Purred Graystripe.

Fred steeped out. "Ello, Ello. I'd murder for a cup 'o tea, mate!" He said. Everyone growled. "Err… Nice kitties… Niiice kitties…" Fred said. Then the clan attacked Fred. "APRIL FOOLS!" The cats shouted as they attacked him.


Yay! I know that April Fools day was , like, 2 months ago , BUT I WROTE THIS CHAPPIE ANYWAYS! APRIL FOOLZ!