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It was… THE GATHERING!" "Dun, Dun, Dun. DUN!" Graystripe yowled. "Graystripe, get a hold of yer self, mate!" Firestar said, sounding like a cowboy. (He watched a lot of cowboy movies that day) They were all most at da fortress. "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!" Cloudtail sang. "Shut it." Firestar said to his nephew. "Your no fun." Cloudtail said. "YER no fun" Firestar corrected. "Okay guys, we're here, take a seat in the Thunderclan section, blah, blah, blah…" "HOORRAAAY!" Graystripe shouted. Firestar stood on the great rock, which was destroyed in 'Dawn' but Firestar didn't care.

Soon Shadowclan, Windclan, starting. and Riverclan showed up. "Hello, neighbor!" Graystripe greeted to Mistyfoot. "Hello, Mr. Pickle." She greeted to the other deputy. "SHERIFF Pickle." Firestar corrected. Now the Gathering was "I wanna go first!" Blackstar yowled. "I WANNA GO FIRST!" Leopardstar whined. "Okay, do Rock, Paper, Scissors!" Tallstar suggested. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Leopardstar had scissors, and Blackstar had paper. "Oh Chestnuts." Blackstar sighed. "I WIN! I WIN!" Bragged Leopardstar. She jumped onto the great rock. She was silent. She coughed. "Get on with it!" Shouted some cat in the crowd. "I have nothing to say." Leopardstar mewed. Firestar slapped his forehead. "Err… Okay… Then I'll go…" Blackstar meowed awkwardly.

Blackstar walked up the great rock. "HEEEEEEEY KIDS!" He yowled. Everyone who wasn't paying attention stared. "That gets you EVERY time." Purred Blackstar. "So anyways, yesterday a chandelier fell on one of my best warriors…" "So what?" Asked Brightheart. "I BLAME FIRESTAR!" He hissed. "HE CURSED MY CHANDELIER! I SAW HIM!" Tallstar made the crazy sign at him. Firestar was outraged. "Yer better run along, sheriff…" Firestar warned. "MAKE ME!" Blackstar hissed. "SUCURITY!" Firestar yowled. Then two guys wearing black walked in, and carried Blackstar off. "I WENT TO COLLAGE!" Blackstar yelled for no reason. "I got rid 'o that fella, yes I did." Firestar purred in his Texas accent.

Now 'tis was time TO DISCO! Well, actually it was time for Tallstar to speak, but all you disco lovers can start dancing! "Uhhh… Hi!" Tallstar purred. "What's the difference between Blackstar and a paperclip?" He asked. Everyone was silent. "NOTHING REALLY!" Tallstar said. Everyone laughed. "Why are his jokes so good, and mine are as worthless as Blackstar?" Firestar thought. "No one's even giggled at my jokes!" "Okay, okay, here's another!" Tallstar purred. "Why did Blackstar cross the road?" He asked. "Uhhh… To get to the other side?" Asked a Windclan cat. "Nope!" Purred Tallstar. "TO GO TO DOFUS LAND!" Once again, everyone laughed. As you can see, Blackstar was not the most popular cat in the forest. By the Time Tallstar finished all his anti-Blackstar jokes, everyone was sprawled out on the ground, laughing his ortheir whiskers off! Even Starclan was laughing! "That's a classic!" Bluestar laughed, conferring to the joke about Blackstar and the cement truck.

After everyone stopped laughing, it was time for Firestar to speak. Those weird anticapatingtrumpet noises came on. "Wait!" Graystripe called out to Firestar before he spoke. "Sing this to the crowd." He purred. "Soon every She-cat in the forest will be eating out of your paw!" "Yer sure about this, right sheriff?" Firestar asked. "Oh, I know." Graystripe purred. "It's how I got Silverstream to fall in love with me." Now Firestar was convinced Graystripe wasn't lying. "Now go, Mr. Cucumber!" Graystripe said. "SHEIRIFF Cucumber." Firestar corrected. He jumped onto the great rock. "Err… Hi… I would like to sing a song to y'all… It was recommended by my deputy… So get ready to listen, all you cowcats, and cowshe-cats, 'cause here I go. "HOORRAAY!" Clapped Graystripe. Firestar took in a deep breath of air. Then sang from off the paper.

WACK, WACK, WACK!

CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!

There once was a cat called GRAAAY-stripe.

He was AAALLways right!

Even that day he blinded Firestar,

Take' in a break with a Kit Kat bar!

MUFFIN, MUFFIN, MUFFIN!

PANCAKE, PANCAKE, PANCAKE!

POTATO, POTATO, POTATO!

TOMATO, TOMATO, TOMATO!

"This song makes NO SENSE!" Cried a Shadowclan cat. "Silverstream became your MATE because of this song?" Sandstorm asked Graystripe with shock. "Yep!" Graystripe purred proudly. Firestar kept singing.

'Cause he IS da Graystripe!

Always making fruit so ripe!

Firestar isn't half as nice!

He really, really, does hate rice!

BOB, BOB, BOB!

CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!

COW, COW, COW!

TAKE A BOW!

Only Graystripe clapped. "HOORRAAAY! I LOOOOVE THAT SONG!" He purred. All the cats stared angrily at Firestar for sing such an awful song so badly. "THAT'S IT!" Cried a Starclan cat, up in Silverpelt. "This gathering is OVER!" Then Starclan pushed the clouds over the moon, mostly because they were afraid Firestar would start singing again.


YAY! . ... MEOW MIX!...ROLLIE POLLIE OLLE!...BATMAN!...WHINNE THE POOH!...TEENAGE MUTANT NINGA TURTLES!...WAL-MART! (Random to English Translation: Comming soon: Chapter 15!) AAAALSO... the reason I havn't been updating is tat I'm going on a trip in a few days, do I won't be able to post while I'm gone, so don't except any new chapters for ,like, 2 weeks or so. I'll try to update alot more when I return.