Another drabble for all of you, decided to do a valentines day one, just for kicks.
Parings: RoyxEd
Disclaimer: no i do NOT own FMA, if I did, it would be very screwed up.
'Ed's thoughts'
(mindless babble from your's truly)
Enjoy my lovelies.
Valentines day.
What a waste of time and money.
At least, those were Edward Elrics thoughts on the day.
Pointless, and not to mention he had no one to give chocolate to, or get some from. Okay Al didn't count because he was his brother.
No one to give chocolate to or get any from.
So why celebrate it?
Besides, it's a woman thing.
Oh how wrong he was.
Ed chucked the latest report on Lieutenant Colonel Roy Mustang's desk, adding to the allready growing pile of paperwork.
"There you go, and this time I didn't level anything to the ground" he said before sitting down, watching as Roy leafed through it.
"No, you only blew up HALF of a warehouse this time, a very. Important. Warehouse" The Flame Alchemist replied cooly, looking at Ed with that 'All knowing' smirk on his face.
"Bastard, it wasn't my fault all the supports were weak" the blonde protested, eye twitching at thesmirk he hated so much.
"Edward," Roy began seriously"you do realise, if you keep damaging buildings and such, WE have to pay for it? And that means, I may have to shut down your search for the stone to save some money"
There was an eerie silence that followed after Roys statment, Ed had gone pale and suddenly his voice wouldn't work. If that happened...they wouldn't be able to restore their bodies...Al wouldnever be human again, HE would never get his arms and legs back.
"Y-you can't do that! We..Al and I NEED to find the stone" He said finaly, looking panicky.
"Just don't level anymore buildings, partialy or not, oh, by the way"Roy said as hepulled a red, heart shaped box from his drawer and threw it to Ed "Happy Valentines Day shorty"
Ed was surprised beyond words. Surprised enough, in fact, to let the 'shorty' comment slide. Roy Mustang.The bastard who made his life miserable . Had just given HIM, Edward elric, his amusement (H.A.L: Mind out of the gutters people), a box of chocolates? OMG HELL JUST FROZE OVER!
"Who are you and what the hell did you do with Roy?" Ed asked as he stood up, pointing at the older man who mearly smiled.
"Calm down Edward, it's tradition after all," Roy said, looking at some other forms with minimum intrest "besides, I heard from Al you had a bit of a weak spot for chocolate, a bit...feminin isn't it?"
Ed's face went red, and he looked at his feet "umm...well..I...thanks"
"You're welcome"
"But I didn't get anything for anybody"
"That's allright, you're loved, even if you don't know it"
'What the hell does that mean you bastard?' Ed thought, looking at Roy with a puzzled/annoyed expression as he tried to decifer his words.
"If you don't mind Ed...would you PLEASE stop staring at me, it's begining to bug me" Roy said, looking at him.
'Ed...he called me Ed? Not Edward, or bean, or shorty, or FullMetal? What's with him today?' Ed continued to converse with himself until he stepped back when he saw Roy standing infront
of him.
"Are you feeling okay?" Roy asked, placing a hand on Ed's forehead, causing the blonde to turn bright red again, and let out a stream of mindless babble before stopping himself and looking directly into Roy's eyes.
'screw this'
There was a slight thud as Roy hit the floor, Ed ontop of him, and their lips pressed together. Ed parted after a few seconds, looking down at Roy smugly "Happy Valentines Day, you bastard"
Roy was in temporary mind-displacement, before he found it and smiled at Ed "About time you figured out something to do"
Ed gave him a light slap on the cheek to shut him up "Listen you, I may be a prodigy but I HATE it when you speak in riddles, you could've just TOLD me OUTRIGHT that you liked me"
"Maybe I will, someday"
"You better"
Roy sat up a bit, leaning on his elbows with Ed still laying atop of him "in the meantime...get off of me, bean"
Anybody in the hall outside heard Ed's ranting, but passed it off as usual. I mean, it's normal to hear yelling from Ed in Roy's office.
H.A.L: Ta da! Done!
Ed: about time, god, why do I have to have the love of chocolate!
H.A.L: because you're the cute one and Roy paid me to
Ed: NANI?
Roy: walks away whistling
H.A.L: until next time folks! waves
P.S: reviews would be loved very much, first person get's a cookie! No flames though please.
