Due to the fact I've made too many sad stories, I've decided to make a more, amusing one.

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Throttle, Ed, Roy, Riza, any other things mentioned. So you can't sue me HAH!

Pairing: Roy x Ed

warnings: None, except maybe Ed...

Rating: K+


Roy knew from the very moment Ed took one gulp of that Energy Drink, his day was going to be hell.

"And WHY did I not note that before I gave it too him?" he asked himself ten minutes later, while watching a rather excited and hyper, blonde racing around the office.
So far he had screamed loud enough to temproarily deafen someone, been kicked out of five offices, been hit over the head three times by Al, nearly shot twice by Riza, and had been told to shut up by just about everyone.

Ed just COULD not sit still.

So Roy watched him, making sure he didn't break anything. Like his head. Not that he'd damaged anything important if he did.

The empty can of "Full Throttle" was in the waste basket beside Roy's desk. The raven haired alchemist usual had half a can in the morning to wake him up, and then the other half at lunch, to get him through the afternoon.

But Ed...was a different story.

The younger male had bugged Roy for nearly an hour to try some of the drink before he actually got it. And even then Roy just gave it to him to shut him up, not expecting the worst

But the allready excitable blonde, who could most likely get high off of the air if he wanted, took a huge gulp of it, stopped for a minute, before downing the rest.

"You'd think he was an alchoholic" Roy muttered, grabbing Ed's belt as he ran past, keeping him in place for more than two seconds, whilst returning to his work. A pair of large gold eyes looked at him suddenly out of no where. Skidding back in the 'power chair' Roy willed his racing heart to stop, chest heaving as Ed cackled, racing around again.

"I'ma race car! Lookit meeeeeee! he squealed in the most Un-Edish manner Roy had ever seen.

Riza came in, narrowly missed by Ed who was stillprentending he was a race car and walked over to Roy's desk, setting another stack of paper down.

"Vrrooooooooooom vroooom vrooooooom" went Ed, still running around crazy like.

"Sir, might I advise you next time...not to give Edward anything like that again" she said, watching Ed slam into the wall while looking at something completely different.

Roy snorted slightly, looking at the top paper "you try dealing with him begging for something, then we'll see how strong your will is"

Riza's lips twitched ever so slightly, her kind of smile was what Roy had previously come to a conclusion for it to be .

"Sir, if I can handle you every day, I can handle a crazy child for one day"

If words were weapons literaly, Roy would be a bloody mass on the ground.

"That...hurt" he said, looking it too. But as usual he just got a "Get back to work, Sir" and Riza left him alone with the crazed Ed.

About two hours later, Ed finaly began to slow down, before stopping in the middle of the room. Looking up at the sudden lack of noise Roy smiled as Ed proceded to go curl up in a corner, alseep within a few seconds. Standing up quietly, he pulled his jacket off while walking over and set it gently around Ed, chuckling softly as it covered him.

"Next time I give you that stuff, I'm bringing a tranquillizer gun with me" he said while brushing a shock of blonde hair away from Ed's face, and leaned forward, kissing the boys forehead a bit before going back to do his work.

"You do...and I'll murderize you..." came the soft, mumbled reply.

Roy only smiled as he sat down and pulled out a peice of paper, writing across it.

'Note to self, never give Ed anything with mass amounts of sugar ever again'

Completing that, he went back to doing his work, the only noise now was Ed's soft snores.


There, done.

Flames will be extinguished, Reviwes will be cherished.

Luv joo all!
flying kiss Mwah!