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Chapter 4: Peach's turn P.2
To tell you the truth... I was working on this chapter for about a week now. Stuff just kept getting in the way so... Here you go...
Alright. Last time Pichu was flying through the air to his next destination. Princess Peach's Castle!
At Peach's Castle
Bowser was knocking on the door rather than smashing it open... Strange if you think about Bowser's stereotype.
"Wha-" Said Peach shocked as she opened up the door to see who was there. "What are you doing here!"
"Calm down." Replied Bowser lazily. "I'm just here to barrow a cup of mushrooms."
"So you're not going to kidnap me?" She replied Quizzically.
"Yah I'm not going to kidnap you... Just give me some Mushrooms... The Koopas are getting hungry and I can't afford the loss of anymore Goombas."
Right before Peach closed the door to grab Bowser a cup of Mushrooms Pichu came soaring into the scene. Actually... He just impaled himself on one of Bowser's Spikes.
Pichu died... Again...
"Ahh gross!" Yelled Bowser as he started trying desperately to scrape the poor Pokemon off of his shell.
"God Dammit!" Yelled Crazy Hand as he materialized right next to Bowser's squirming body. "I can't leave you alone for one minute can I!"
No response...
"Nah crap." Said Crazy Hand as he revived Pichu.
"Hey Crazy Hand!" Said Pichu as he got up, evidently unaware of what had just happened to him. "Uh... I'm here, at the castle. What do I do now?"
"Uh... You bring Peach back to the lair..." Replied Crazy Hand before he was interrupted by the sounds of somebody approaching behind them.
Somebody, or rather, 'something', was approaching them at a slight limp. Normally you would have been able to see an evil glow in the characters eye like on some gay anime, but this guy seemed to be missing that exact eye. He was also wearing nothing but red and appeared to have Bubblegum all over his waist.
"Now you listen here!" Yelled the figure out in the distance.
(Don't you just love suspense!)
"Nobody! And I mean Nobody! Kills me! JoebTheGreat Never Dies!"
And with that they recognized him.
"Ahh! JoebTheGreat!" Replied Crazy Hand as JoebTheGreat approached. "Would you mind helping Pichu here? He seems a little small to be carrying somebody all the way back to that grotto that you stole from that Deku Shrub inside the Lost Woods."
"Who is he?" Asked Pichu confused.
"He's your side-kick." Crazy Hand replied to the little yellow rat. "JoebTheGreat!"
"Why is he covered in Bubblegum?"
"Because Ganondorf attacked him."
"And he fixed it with Bubblegum?"
"Well... He was cut in half..."
"Hah! I knew Bubblegum could heal wounds!"
"... Let's get on with the story." Said Crazy Hand to JoebTheGreat. "She's already fainted so it'll be easy to get her. Just bring her back to the lost woods."
And with that Crazy Hand and JoebTheGreat began departing back to the Lost Woods.
"Wait!" Yelled Pichu. "I just died getting here! How the heck am I meant to get back safely!"
"You see that red cube?" Asked Crazy Hand, pointing towards a red cube floating in the air. "Take the hat in it. That'll help you."
"What! How's that supposed to help me?"
But it was too late. Crazy Hand and JoebTheGreat were already flying through the air at high speeds. "You know." Pichu heard JoebTheGreat say as he flew off. "These close were white when I bought them..."
"OK." Said Pichu as he put on the winged cap that he found in the floating red cube. "Guess I can fly now..."
Scene Transition!
"Wee!" Yelled Pichu as he flew towards Hyrule Castle. "Wait..."
Pichu was flying right towards a wall...
"No! Not again!"
Now Pichu would have hit the wall head on... But because of his panic he wound up narrowly dodging it and smashing through the window.
"Ouch..." Muttered Pichu as he lay on the floor bleeding. "Which part of the castle did I land in anyways."
This was a useless question though. For as soon as he had asked it to himself he realized that he was inside of the castle's master bathroom! And it appeared to have its shower in use at the moment.
"Crap." Pichu said underneath his breath as he got up. "I gotta get out of here and find where the Princess is."
Sadly enough, Pichu's hat still hadn't run out of flying juice. So when he got up it shot him straight forward and smashed him through the shower curtain.
"Ahh!" Went a high pitched scream.
Pichu looked up. It was Zelda in the shower!
"Ahh! A naked lady!" Yelled Pichu, shocked. "My poor virgin eyes! I must cleanse them!"
So Pichu grabbed a bar of soap and rubbed it violently all over his oversized eyes.
"My eyes!" Yelled Pichu even louder. "They burnnnn!"
So Pichu jumped out of the shower and ran around in circles screaming. Until of course he slapped into a wall and was knocked out cold. Either that or he fainted from blood loss...
End!
Ok... That was a tad fast but its and update altogether... I kinda feel strange about putting nudity in it. But thats for all of the thirteen year olds on the site to go crazy over...
Anyways I'll update soon. No idea for the next chapter... And a little extra. I used to be known as MakuTheElf on this site. I just removed my other story 'cause i never updated it
R&R
