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Chapter 6:
Pichu's in the Dungeon.

OK... This one's gonna be made up as I go and I don't really have a good idea for the chapters title...


We last left Pichu laying on the ground in a soap-to-eyes induced coma. Lets see how things turn out from there.

At Hyrule Castle

Pichu woke up from his black out and realized where he was. It seemed that he was in the castles dungeon, located of course, in the castle. Pichu also noticed that half of the town seemed to be down there and also, that all of them were men...

"Uh..." Said Pichu as he painfully glanced around the room with his burning eyes. "Where am I?"

"You're in the dungeon!" Said a man in the same cell as Pichu. "And if yur thinkin' about getting past that guard over there, think again!"

Pichu looked over at the end of the long hall of cells. There was a single Castle Town Guard standing there using his spear to keep his balance. He seemed to be covering an almost overly large metal door.

"What do you mean I can't get passed?" Asked Pichu dumbfounded. "Its just one guard."

"No you don't understand!" Replied the man with a more serious voice. "That Guard is standin' near one of them invisible walls. There's no way of getting past it as long as he still stands in that there spot."

"OK..." Said Pichu. "Why are you in here anyways?"

"Depends... Why are you in here?"

"I kinda flew into the castle's master bathroom on accident..."

"Really!" Said the Man surprisedly. "That's exactly what happened to me! But it really wasn't an accident."

"Hey same here!" Came the voice of another one of the men down the cell block.

"Ai! Same here!" Came another voice.

"Wait!" Said Pichu. "Whoever is in here because of getting into the castles lavatory say 'Ai'"

In asking so the entire dungeon/cell block seemed to resonate and almost shake with people all saying "Ai" at the exact same time.

"Damn..." Pichu muttered to himself. "These guys are worse than those lifeless Bastards that watch Inuyasha all day."

"Ey!" Yelled the man in Pichu's cell. "I 'eard that!"

"Screw it." Replied Pichu as he thought up a plan. "Hey, how do you get rid of an invisible wall?"

"Its hard mate." Replied the man. "There's even some that block you from leaving the country which you live in. There was one blocking off Hyrule here with the rest of the world. But our hero Link found a way around it through the lost woods. I've lost my wife and kids to them damn woods. Anyways, you might wanna try to kill the guard."

"OK!" Said Pichu, not knowing it would be so simple. "I've got a crossbow right here!"

"Good." Replied the man who hadn't noticed that Pichu seemed to pull his weapon out of an unseen pocket on his gluteus maximus. "Now you just gotsta shoot the guard."

So Pichu slipped out of the cell and proceeded to shoot the guard right through the gut. But for some reason the bolt just shot right through it...

"Uh..." Said Pichu as he returned into the cell. "It didn't work..."

"Cor Blimey!" Yelled the man in response. "That must mean that you're innocent!"

"What do you mean I'm innocent?" Pichu asked, confused once again.

"Innocent people can't kill other innocents here in Hyrule." Replied the man. "Link proved that when he tried using bombs in the castles garden when he first meant the princess. You're gonna have to have one of us kill him."

"OK..." Said Pichu as he began sorting through all of the items that he stole from Link. "Uh... I got this." Pichu pulled out the longshot again.

"Brilliant!" Yelled the man in response. "How the hell are you carrying that many weapons on yourself at once?"

"Just shut up and shoot him." Replied Pichu as he handed the man the longshot.

"OK." Said the man as he stuck his hand that was holding it blindly out of the cell. He then fired one careless, aimless shot and wound up retrieving half of the guards leg.

"Ahh!" Screamed the guard as he hopped down the hall screaming. "My leg! My Leeeggg!"

Thus the guard died of blood- loss.

"Well see ya whenever." Said Pichu as he proceeded out of the cell and too his freedom.

"Wait!" Pichu's cell-mate yelled back to him as he left. "What about us!"

"I don't think you'll want out of here once I'm done with the princess." Said Pichu outside of the man's cell door. "I'm gonna rip her a new one when I get 'a hold of her."

"Oo!" Replied several men. "Can we watch?"

"Friking losers." Said Pichu who no longer cared about the perverts.

So Pichu proceeded down the cell block to the door the Castle Town Guard was guarding. All the while he couldn't help but notice that not all of the inmates were men. There were some women...

"For christ's sake." Said Pichu as he opened up the door to leave. "There are some jacked up people in this world..."


End!


Well there's my next chapter. Kinda ran out of ideas at the moment but we'll see what you people think about it. I kinda decided to go against the whole 'need a life thing' that's always going on. And I solute you with the one finger solute (holds up middle finger) to everyone who watches Inuyasha.

I feel happy now... R&R