Disclaimer: Things Mr. Yum Yum owns: Myro the Stalker, his name, the storyline, and the plot.

Chapter 7: Zelda's turn!

Here's an update again! If only I had a job... Then I'd stop updating and I'd have something else to do... Besides my audience has shrunk from three people to about one... Thx JoebTheGreat!

Last time Pichu was gonna go kick Zelda square in the pubic bone! Or something equally painful... I don't know... Let's just see what happens next.


In Hyrule Castle

Pichu was finally out of the castles cell block and started considering the idea of him actually releasing the prisoners. They could help him out with all of the guards in the castle... But why should he? So far it seemed that he was a perfect Mary Sue... Besides the fact that he's already died more than once. But he was in a castle filled with guards so it wasn't long before he was interrupted

"Hey!" Yelled a CT guard that was currently on duty. "You're not supposed to be in here!"

And with this the CT guard gave chase to Pichu. But as he ran through the hallways of the castle, all the while gathering more chasing guards, something different was happening outside...


Outside

Ganondorf had gotten back up after passing out from blood-loss. As soon as he had woken up and realized what his problem was (A Pea Hat in his spine) he quickly tore it off and sent it corrading towards Kokiri Forest. Screams were heard coming from the Forest as Ganondorf proceeded to the castle, where he heard Pichu was being held.

Now it was easy for him to get through the courtyard because Pichu had already disposed off all the guards. Now his only problem would be getting in through the front drawbridge.

"Hmm..." Ganondorf thought out loud as he eyed the huge wooden bridge across the small moat that surrounded the actual castle. "Guess I'll have to improvise..."

And in saying so Ganondorf proceeded to grab as many objects he could find so that he could throw them at the bridge and hopefully knock it down.

"He he he..." Laughed Ganondorf as he grabbed a dead guard. "I might wanna plug my ears..."

And he wished he would have. Because when he threw the corpse into the wall it met with a sickening CRACK which could be heard for at least two and a half miles.

"Hmm not that bad..." Ganondorf said as he picked up yet another dead body. "I think I need a second opinion..."


Meanwhile back inside

"Wait!" A guard with a mace yelled to his friends who were currently chasing Pichu.

"What!" Yelled back one of the tired guards. For some reason they had all stopped to listen to what he had to say.

"Can't you hear that hellish cracking sound?"

Just then Ganondorf threw another dead body at the wall.

CRACK

"What in the name of Din is that!" Yelled one of the guards as he twitched at the noise.

Meanwhile Ganondorf grabbed a cat that was walking by...

"I don't know but it's just plain sick-"

The Guard was then cut off by a loud... MEOWWR! CRACK!

"For Nayru's sake!" Yelled another one of the guards as he collapsed onto the ground twitching uncontrollably.

"Yay!" Yelled Pichu as he fell over to the ground in joy. "Pleasure Pleasure!" He rolled around on the ground and laughed uncontrollably.


Back outside

Ganondorf had finally ran out of projectiles. He also had painted the door a pure crimson red with random bone fragments sticking out of it.

"Now what..." Pondered Ganondorf. "I know! I'll just dropkick it in!"

And in saying so he backed up about 50 feet and proceeded at a run to drop kick the drawbridge.

"Taake this!" Yelled Ganondorf as he flew towards the door and met it with yet another sickening CRACK.

"AHH MY GOD!" Yelled Ganondorf as he fell into the water in dire pain and agony.

"MY LEG!" He yelled as he noticed the water turn red and cloudy with blood. He then pulled himself out of the water and noticed that the bones in his leg were sticking out about a foot and a half in length.

"Good god..." Ganondorf managed to mutter before he fainted.


Inside again...

"Ahh no more?" Pichu asked to the crowd of uncontrollably twitching guards. "Well... I guess its back to the mission."

So Pichu proceeded upstairs and to Zelda's room.

"Just a minute." Zelda said when she heard Pichu barring at the door.

Pichu then growled as he ran towards the door in an attempt to head butt it down. And praise the lord it worked this time! He didn't wind up smashing bloodily against it like he usually would.

"Ah its you!" Zelda yelled as she quickly tucked a nude picture of Captain Falcon underneath her pillow. "What do you want?"

"Just come with me and I won't have to hurt you too badly." Replied Pichu.

"Why are you doing this?" Zelda asked in an almost fearful tone.

"I'm only in it for the candy..." Replied Pichu in an evil tone. "Now just leave back to the Lost Woods or I'll tell everyone about that picture that you stuffed underneath your pillow."

"... OK..."

"Yo Crazy Hand!" Yelled Pichu.

Just then Crazy hand materialized right next to Pichu with JoebTheGreat in his palm.

"Yah what do you want?" Asked Crazy Hand, clearly stoned.

"Just take this pervert to the storage. I'm done here."

"Gotcha..." Replied Crazy Hand as he grabbed Zelda.

"OK... Whose next on my list?" Pichu asked still desperate for the candy.

"Just take a break dude." Replied Crazy Hand before he vaporized away with Zelda.

Pichu then looked around the room and noticed all of the sweets from before... And then some... A lot of some... Hell the whole room was full of em'.

"Sweeeet..." Pichu and JTG both said at once.


END!

Ok. I'm actually really proud of this one! And I still want to rant on about TV!

Shut up you piece of Himarra shit! (yells at TV) I'm sick of your gay ass Americanized Anime and those Shitty ass show's that wish they were Anime! Hell I wish they were too! Because then I wouldn't feel bad about dissing something American! Just shut up and die! God I can't stand you and your high pitched voices and your magical powers and your so called 'Evils'. Evil means you! Me! We're all sinful you got that! And a demon is rather something that would be willing to cut out your organs and eat them in front of you!

... I'll stop while I'm ahead...

Sorry about that... Just had to get that out of my mind...


R&R