Disclaimer: Why repeat? No really... Why do I have to write this? Do I really have to write a disclaimer? ... Ok.. I don't own anything that Nintendo own's... And that's basically everything inside of this story that's not an original plot written by me...


Chapter 9: The Smash Mansion.

OK... Let's continue on with the story!


Still inside of the castle courtyard.

It was still raining like it was before but the rain had turned into a violent downpour. This just seemed to render the scene even more dramatic as Pichu was rocked back and forth as he drifted through the moat and as Ganondorf's injuries continued to bleed and spread with the water flow.

"This is kinda relaxing." Said Pichu as he rocked back and forth on the moats surface. "But... I really need to get back to the job firsthand..."

So with this Pichu climbed out of the moat and proceeded back inside of the castle to find a canon. I would spend a whole paragraph describing how he found one... But I'm lazy and I don't care about word count so lets just say he found one in a tower that was connected to the castle. But before he climbed in Crazy Hand interrupted him.

"Ok Pichu." Crazy Hand said to him. "Your next target is Bowser, the King of the Koopa's ... I'm not really quite sure where you'd find him... Nah screw it, let's just go back to the lair until this rain dies out."

"Ok I guess..." Replied Pichu as Crazy Hand took gently picked him up and warped him back to the lair.


"Woah..." Pichu said in awe as they floated above what was once just a small crevice in the ground. "Who did all of this?"

"Peach did." Replied Crazy Hand as they walked in through the front door.

And yes Peach did do a good job during the time it spent for Pichu to realize that he was on fire. For the grotto was now just one of the two basement floors and the house seemed to keep rising out of the ground for what seemed like at least four stories so far.

"Hey Peach?" Boomed Crazy Hand as he swept through the building.

"I'm out back." Replied a voice in the back yard.

Surely enough, it was Peach. Whom had been putting the finishing touches on an overly large tree house in the back.

"Whoah..." Said Link as he witnessed the end result of what Peach said would be his new home. "Where's that log tunnel in the back go to?" He then asked her as he noticed one of the infamous hollowed out logs that went from area to area in the lost woods.

"Why it's a tunnel that goes straight to Termina..." Peach explained to him as they walked off to admire the structure.

"Wow." Said Pichu as he and Crazy Hand walked inside. "She's really outdone herself... Especially for somebody who's been kidnaped by a giant hand."

"Yah, I know..." Replied Crazy Hand dreamily. "She says she actually likes it here! Hell she's even gotten my brother to come back to help her in building all of this!"

"You have a brother?" Asked Pichu as they walked through a dining room with an exceedingly long table in the middle.

"Yah..." Replied Crazy Hand as they proceeded into Pichu's new room. "He left when I started going crazy, hence the name Crazy Hand... Anyways here's your new room. I've even put in some of your reward for how good you've done before hand."

"Woot!" Yelled Pichu as he marveled at the sight of a pile of candy similar to the one in Zelda's old room.

"Just remember." Said Crazy Hand as he noticed Pichu already diving into the pile of candy. "If you ever need to run off some of that energy there's a hamster wheel that goes straight to the mansions generator."

Just then Dr. Mario walked in with a serious look on his face.

"Why hello Dr." Crazy Hand said to him as he entered into the room. "I am afraid that you won't be having to prescribe anymore medications for me this day. For I feel almost normal."

"Nah it's not that..." Said Mario as he looked towards Pichu, whom was already running on the big generator wheel. "It's him... You see I've been able to successfully recover all of the Gerudo's in the desert but it seems that he's been in the castle too..."

"Yes... And your point is?" Asked Crazy Hand as they began walking down to the new hospital, also connected to this overly large household.

"Well... It's not necessarily the guards that he's killed/disturbed for life... They were useless altogether.. But it's Ganondorf."

"Oh yes... Him..." Replied Crazy Hand as he attempted to rub his non-existent chin in thought. "Do carry on."

"Well... He seems to be a bit beyond my repair..." Said Dr. Mario as they walked passed the burn-victim section of the hospital. "And I was wondering if you'd be able to use some of your god-like powers to help him out."

And with this being said they walked into the extensive care area, wherein Ganondorf was connected to a blood machine.

"Oh my, Lord Ganon!" Yelled Crazy Hand as he witnessed the result of Ganondorf's escapades at the castle. "Tis' such a shame to see the great King of Evil reduced to this..."

"Told you it's bad." Replied Dr. Mario as he began marking down various defects on a clipboard. "He said that your Pichu did this to him."

"Well..." Replied Crazy Hand as he thought up an excuse. "I guess he's successfully brought him here so... He did do his job... Though I never told him to kidnap him... I'll just heal him anyways."

And with this Crazy Hand snapped his fingers together and Ganondorf was back in one, not-bleeding, piece.

"Huh?" Asked Ganondorf as he quickly jumped out of his bed and removed the needles sticking into his wrists. "What?.. Where?... Where am I.?

"Why Ganon, sir." Replied Dr. Mario as he stepped back in hopes of Ganondorf not accidentally hitting him. "You're in the extensive care ward of the new Smash Mansion."

"Smash Mansion?" Ganondorf asked as he looked down the hall-way at the Gerudo's in the burn victim section. "Wait... Where's Pichu!" He then asked as he grabbed Dr. Mario by the collar.

"Uh... He's-a..." Just then Crazy Hand butted in.

"That's of little concern for you." Said Crazy Hand as he gently grabbed back Dr. Mario. "Now if you wish to stay here in our hospitality you'll have to make amends to Pichu."

"Fine then." Replied Ganondorf as he began to leave the room. "I'll leave with my Guards."

"Wait!" Crazy Hand said as he snapped his fingers once again. "There... They're healed from their wounds that Pichu also gave them."

So with this Ganondorf left back to his fortress with all of the Gerudo guards that were formerly injured/decapitated.

"You know..." Dr. Mario said to Crazy Hand as they watched Ganondorf proceed down the hallway to the front door. "I don't really see a point in having an area like this in the mansion with you around..."

"Yah I know." Replied Crazy Hand. "But everyone needs their place. And this place will soon be deemed perfect for everybody that I kidnap! I'll be the only villain to kidnap every hero and royalty in the world!" Said Crazy Hand as he started to laugh maniacally.

"Meh," Replied Dr. Mario as he went back down into the pharmacy area. "Seem's more like-a resort to me..."

"What's that?" Crazy Hand asked before he heard the doorbell ring, just as Ganondorf opened up the front door.


At the front door

"And who the hell are you?" Ganondorf asked angrily as he noticed a winged boy with a quiver and arrow over his shoulders.

"Why I'm Pit!" He replied in a gay high voice. (Gay as in happy)

"Whatever. Just get out of my way." Replied Ganondorf as he forcefully shoved the winged freak off to the sides. Breaking his bones upon impact of Ganondorf's violent shove and even more upon impact of his flying into a tree off inside of the distance.

Upon hearing the cracking sounds outside, Crazy Hand instructed Dr. Mario to go fix whatever had just happened to whomever was at the door. As Dr. Mario left Crazy Hand proceeded back into Pichu's room.


In Pichu's room

"Holy Shi-!" Yelled Crazy Hand as he walked in to see Pichu running on the wheel as a ball of fire.

"I'll save you little buddy!" He then yelled as he grabbed the fire ball and chucked him into the stream that flows through Pichu's room, all the while going 'Hot hot hot!'.

"Ahh..." Said Pichu as he once again was floating in the water with steam rising from his once burning fur. "Thanks for that Crazy Hand."

"Uh... No problem..." Replied Crazy Hand as he cooled himself off in the stream. "Now listen..." He said as he pulled out a sheet of paper from out of nowhere. "You still have a lot more people to take kidnap... And it seems that a bounty hunter/F-Zero racer is on the top of the list, right next to the StarFox team..."

"Gotcha." Replied Pichu as he climbed back out of the water. "Just warp me to The Grand Prix and I'll take care of it from there."

"Now don't get too confident." Said Crazy Hand as he gently picked up Pichu. "They go excess of speeds of 400 miles per hour."

"I can handle it." Said Pichu right before he was warped away to the F-Zero GX Grand Prix...


End!


How's that for a long and descriptive chapter? Sorry about the lack of pretty much everything funny but... I kinda had to get the whole side story of how the Smash Mansion came into being. And you have it from me first... Unless of course some dude by chance has already done this... Nah screw it... Mine version's probably the coolest by far... And yes I do know that Crazy Hand no longer keeps people tied up in the basement.. That's because he doesn't have to! They'll stay there forever!

Next Chapter it's Captain Falcons turn!

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