Greetings, humans. I am Blackfoxi. Ok, some of you may know me already if you read any of my YuYu Hakusho fanfics, but if you don't, I am Blackfoxi. This is my first YuGiOh fanfic, and I shall warn you: I...am...insane...and I am a crazy person. Ok, enuff of that. Please remember to review, it really inspires me and I am low on inspiration. Oh, I also should warn you that this is all random and it makes fun of the show plus some other stuff and I should be popping into the story myself constantly for the added insanity. And this is all based on all of the episodes that they've shown so far. So read, review, rave, rant, regurgitate, so on and so forth. Happy reading!

Warning: For those who can't take sick, semi-perverted, toilet humor or extreme randomness, I'd advise you not to read.Oo

Disclamer: I don't own YuGiOh, if I did, Kaiba would be naked (ohhh, yeaaah.). The PoOp belongs to ME, however. So don't steal it! Oh, and my friend and her brother requested that their idea be in this fic, so the "Valon, the Sugar Addict" is not my idea. Give them credit for that one. Everything else here is mine. Eep!

The Happiest PoOp In The World, By Blackfoxi

Chapter 1: One Of The Many Ways To Be Random

The sky gleamed with multicolored lights. One would think that the apocalyspe was coming, and whoever thought that was right. The end of the world was coming, indeed. And the thing responsible for it all was...

The Great Leviathan. OoOoOoH.

A man looked out of a window of a big building. He glanced up at the lights, and a sly grin creeped across his face.

"Yes, great Leviathan," he said, "You are almost ready. Ready...like a batch of chocolate-chip cookies in the oven, the timer ready to go off, like a-"

Suddenly, a loud blaring noise caused the man to jump up 6 feet. Smoke filled the room and he spat, "Oh, damn it! I burned the cookies!"

He rushed out of the room and into the kitchen. He staggered through the thick black smoke to the burning oven.

"My cookies!" he cried as he put on oven mits and opened the oven door, stupididly reaching inside the flaming kitchen appliance, not seeming to notice that the whole room around him was in flames, not to mention his oven mits. He pulled out what used to be a cookie tray, trying to snuff out the fire by blowing on it.

...And now, a random prayer.

Oh, almighty random deity, please let this foolish man burn to death in peace, and take him to a place that has even more flames than his kitchen, so that he may live a "pleasant" afterlife. Amen. Mazel Tov.

The crazy doomed man finally looked up to see that he was doomed. "Oh no, I'm doomed!" he cried.

Duh.

Just as he was about to be fried alive, a blast of chemical smoke filled the room.

"Master Dartz!" a voice yelled. Dartz (that's the cookie man's name) jumped for joy at the sight of his "slave" Raphael (not to be confused with the ninja turtle). Dartz hopped around the room knowing that he had avoided death, although personally, I think he was jumping 'cause he was getting high off the fire extinguisher fumes. Both reasons work, but you don't really care, do you?

No? Moving on, then.

Raphael sprayed around the fire extinguisher thingy and put out the flames. He led Dartz out of the burned out kitchen and into another room.

Dartz took off his damaged mitts and threw them to the ground. "Oh, crap. I fucked up my cookies. What do I do now?"

"Who were they for?" Raphael asked.

Dartz sniffled. "...Me..."

"Dartz, let me just say that you're a total crackhead." I told him, rolling my eyes.

"Hey. Who invited Blackfoxi over?" Raphael asked again, "I hate her."

"Me, you jackass. I invited myself over...and why? Because I'm the freakin' authoress, that's why. So don't you ever question my authority again, or else I'll make you climb up an elephant's ass and live there for a year. I control this fic and I can make you idiots do anything I want. So you'd be wise not to get on my bad side, 'cause I tell ya, I can make your fictional lives a living hell if I wanted to."

"Alright already." Raphael sighed, "Jeez."

"Watch it." I retorted. "Yes ma'am." I heard him whimper.

"Oh milady, to what do we owe this pleasure of your presence in my humble home?" Dartz asked politely.

I can tell he's trying not to piss me off. "I need you people to do me a favor." I answer.

"Whatever you need, Lady Blackfoxi."

"There's something important that I'm looking for, but being as how I'm a non-fictional person, I can't find it. Since you've sworn your alligence to me, you can get it for me."

"What is it?"

"It is a very rare and powerful object. The only one of it's kind, really. It is waaay stronger than any apocalyptic force in this god-forsaken anime and if you find it for me, I can lend it to you so you can destroy this world and revive your beloved Atlantis. And belive me, it is better than all 7 Millenium Items, Exodia, the 3 Egyptian God cards, the pharoh's power, any of KaibaCorp's technology, the Orichalcos, the Shadow Realm, and...the great Leviathan."

"Dear god, she's lying." Raphael lammented.

"Your commentary is not needed here!" Dartz yelled at him, then turned to me. "What is this all-powerful object?"

"It is..." I replied, "The Great...PoOp."

Dartz and Raphael were in such shock that their faces looked like this: Oo.

"Well, it's true!" I cried, "This object holds such power that it can destroy all! And when I say 'all', I mean 'all'!"

"We belive you." Dartz said, though it sounded like he didn't.

"I don't." Raphael snapped. I gave him the evil eye and he shivered, but he regained his form. "And why is it spelled like that?"

"Because," I replied, "It is The Great PoOp."

"That's not a legitimate reason!" Raphael retorted.

"It needs no reason!" I shot back, "It is The Great PoOp!"

"You're an insane bitch! How can a piece of shit be more powerful than the Leviathan!" Raphael yelled.

"The Great Leviathan!" Dartz screamed.

"Because, 3 reasons: Numbah 1: I created it, and I am the almighty being here, and what I say goes, and if I say that The Great PoOp is more powerful than The Great Leviathan, then it is! No buts about it! Numbah 2: Your plan will fail anyway, since this show's creator made it fail!"

"Hey, " said Kazuki Takahashi, "Don't get me involved in this."

"What's the third reason!" Raphael asked loudly.

"Numbah 3: Because ...It is...The Great PoOp." I said proudly.

"AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Raphael screamed.

"There shall be no AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-ing at me while you are in my presence." I snap.

"STOP IT! STOP IT ALL! YOU CRA-Z BITCH! STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD! AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I told you, there shall be no AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-ing at me while you are in my presence!" I yelled, "Do it again, and I shall decapitate your head!"

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT ALREADY! NO DECAPITATION PLEASE! I WANNA KEEP MY HEAD! PLEASE! JUST STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD! ...AND YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN!" screamed a very preturbed Raphael.

"Because you were the one that broke it!" I retorted.

"AAHHH! CRA-Z-NESS! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! AAHHH!"

Valon walked in from another room, eating out of a big bag of sugar. "Hey, what's with all the screaming? crunch-munch Did somebody break a caps lock key, crunch-munch or is Blackfoxi here? crunch-munch 'Cause it's really loud, crunch-munch and I can't hear myself chewing. crunch-munch"

"Both." Dartz replied.

Raphael ran out of the room flailing his arms and screaming like a cra-Z lady. Valon shook his head. "He's lost it. crunch-munch"

Alister walked into the room. "I just ran into Raphael on the way here. He says that there are demons possesing his head."

"Those probably are mine." I said.

Everyone in the room stared at me in shock. "You...own...demons!" They all said in unison.

"Yeah," was my answer, "Didn't you know that?"

Everybody spaced out, until suddenly, something huge crashed through the window. When the smoke cleared, we saw Raphael, with 3 turtles standing behind him. They were all wearing multi-colored headbands and carrying ninja weapons.

"I have finally cleared my head of the confusion in it with an exorcism. Now I can think." said Raphael, tapping his big head proudly, "And I realized that my destiny does not lie with the Orichalcos. It lies with my fellow ninja turtle brothers!" He then did some funny martial arts poses. "Introduce yourselves, guys!"

"I am Leonardo!"

"I am Michaelangelo!"

"I am Donachello!"

"And I am Raphael!" said the blonde, "And together we are-"

"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" they all cried in unison.

Dartz, Alister, and Valon, as well as myself, stared at them like this: Oo

"Omigod." said Alister.

"Omigod." said Dartz.

"Omigod." said I.

"crunch-munch." said Valon.

"I shall pursue my crime fighting career starting...now! Let's go boys!" yelled Raphael. And with that, they all jumped out of the window...and fell 200 stories down into traffic. Then we heard some loud car crashes, followed by ambulance sirens.

Dartz, Alister, and Valon, as well as myself, rushed over to the window and looked down at the street like this: Oo

"Now there's something you don't see everyday." said Alister.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday." said Dartz.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday." said I.

"crunch-munch." said Valon.

YaY, total and complete randomness! I love it! I think I'll review my own fic! I got so carried away, I'm not even sure this fic has a plot anymore! WoOt! Blessed be, from the freak that be, Blackfoxi. WoOt! Oo