Blackfoxi: Eeep! Me is back with new chapter! WoOt! YaY! Please review me fic! WoOt!

Kaiba: I'll review...just as long as you give me something in return...Meha!

Blackfoxi: Ignore him. His mind is filled with perverted nonsense.

Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh, but if I did, Kaiba would give me all of his money! Meha! I do own the Mario Party video game, but not the idea or the ring tone.

The Happiest PoOp In The World, By Blackfoxi

Previously in Chapter 2, the crazy English teacher gave us an assignment that would depend on if we graduated or not: We had to write a fictional love story with a member of the oppisite sex (with the exception of a few gay couples and Tea's dead fish)...and Kaiba ends up being my friggin partner! Aarrgghh! And meanwhile, my minions (Dartz, Alister, and Valon) are looking for the apocalyptic force known as The Great PoOp. Maybe I'll use it to kill Kaiba.

Chapter 3: More Evil Peoples

"You're coming home with me, Kit."

I looked up at my partner and shook my head. "No tonight, Kaiba, I got something I gotta do."

"You're avoiding me, my lovely fox. There is nothing more important than this project, and for one, I want to graduate."

"That makes two of us." I sighed.

"Good, so then you'll go home with me?"

My cell phone rings.

"And what's with the Mario Party ring tone?"

"I don't know, but this is a call I gotta take. See ya in a few." I said as I rushed outside into the hall and answered my phone. "Hello?"

"This is Dartz." the voice on the other end of the line answered.

"Oh hi. So how's that 'mission' going?"

"We've...run into a little problem."

I frowned. "What kind of problem?"

"Well...Raphael and his Turtles kinda...got to it first."

"Damn!" I cried, pounding my fist into the wall and causing Dartz to wince on the other end of the line.

"Um, Milady? Are you okay?"

I was shaking in rage. "That 'object' is too powerful and dangerous to let it fall into enemy hands. Raphael doesn't know how to use it properly. Give him too much time with it and he'll kill us all! You must retrive it at all costs! Or else I'll sever your heads!"

I hung up on him and reentered the classroom.

"So, baby, you'll come home with me?"

I swear with every cussword in existence that that bastard just doesn't know when to give up. I need to go back to the Doom-place-thingy to help those imbeciles get back my PoOp. I don't have time to fool around with Kaiba.

"No, Kaiba, something came up. I can't work on the project with you tonight." I told him. He looked a bit dissapointed, and I had expected that. But he understood; being a business man himself, he knows what it's like to drop whatever you're doing and run to your meetings or whatever.

"So I gotta go, ok? Bye." I waved and ran out of that room and the school. I ran for three reasons: 1) I needed to meet up with Dartz as soon as possible, 2) The skies were pitch black, meaning a thunderstorm was nearby, and I could see the sky light up from a distance, and 3) I just had to get away from Kaiba.

I ran. I ran like hell. I ran like hell was inside my shoes. The rain started to come down in torrents, and all I heard was thunder. The rain came down so fast, I couldn't see in front of me. I was soaked and cold. And I didn't notice that I was standing in the middle of the street.

Horns honked. Tires squealed. Water splashed. I fell. Oh, crap.

"Lady Blackfoxi!"

I was lying on the pavement, unaware of my surroundings. I guess you could say I was unconcious. I think I was.

Before I knew it, I was carried off and put into a car. The water still blinded my eyes, and I flailed around, screaming, "Get off me, child molesters!"

"Priestess, it's me."

I wiped the water from my eyes and saw Dartz. "Oh, sorry. I thought I was being kidnapped. Were you the one who ran me over?"

"Err, no." he lammented, "I almost hit you."

We were in his limo, going back to Paradius Headquarters. Thank the random deity that I wasn't in Kaiba's limo, going who-knows-where?

"Milady, you're soaked."

"Yeah, I know." I said. Sadly, it was the uniform I wore instead of that hideous pink and blue one that I was supposed to wear. But hey, I'm a rebel, and I like to stand out. And I'm the authoress of this fic, so ya'll gotta tell me apart from the other idiots. Besides, I look better in all black, black turtleneck, black pleated skirt, black combat boots. Hmm. I never thought of my choice of clothing being the reason why Kaiba hit on me so much. Oh, well.

Paradius HQ.

"Priestess!"

"Lady Kitsune-Rose!"

"Hi," I said as I staggered in the room, wet as water, "How are you guys doing? Better than I am?"

"Well, at least we're not wet as water." Alister replied.

"...crunch-munch..." was all that Valon could say.

"Still got that bag of sugar, Valon?" I asked him, and he nodded. I have never seen an addict as bad as him.

"Dry off, Milady, and take a seat." Dartz pulled back a chair and handed me a towel. I sat down. Then Mai walked in.

"What's all this I'm hearing about The Great PoOp and Raphael leaving us for a bunch of turtles?"

I told her the whole story.

"Well, as least I'm away from that crazy artichoke-head." Mai said.

"Got a creepy perv for a partner, too?" I asked her.

"Well, at least Kaiba can't send you to the 'loony bin'." said Mai. She's been calling "that place" the "loony bin" because whenever she hears it's real name, she spazes out. So for the sake of sanity, we shouldn't say "Shadow Realm".

"I can't go back to that place!"

Oops.

Mai fell into the fetal position, rolling around on the floor. Whatever sugar Valon was chewing on fell out of his mouth, all sugary and covered in spit. Gross, but funny. But still gross.

"Ok, since she's snapped, I officially fire her from the Doom-thingy!" I yelled.

Mai stopped rolling and sat up. "What did you say, Kit?"

"You're fired."

"YIPPIE!" she cried with joy, jumping out of a window. The very same window that Raphael jumped out of when he left the Doom-thingy.

Dartz, Alister, and Valon, as well as myself, rushed over to the window and stared down at her corpse like this: --

"I knew that was gonna happen." said Alister.

"I knew that was gonna happen." said Dartz.

"I knew that was gonna happen." said I.

"crunch-munch." said Valon.

"Well, at least we don't have to put up with her anymore." I sighed, "Anybody else feel like jumping out that window to their deaths, too?"

They all shook their heads.

"Then let's get back to business. You said that those damn turtles got to my PoOp first?"

"Yes, milady."

"Then let's get it back! Tell me their current location!"

"They're in an alternate realm, Milady." said Alister.

"Where!" I asked.

"In The Realm Of Escaped Convicts." he answered.

"That seems too obvious."

The Realm Of Escaped Convicts.

It was dark and empty. If there was escaped convicts here, where were they?

"We're the only ones here. Where are those PoOp stealers?" I said.

"Maybe it would help if you were to keep walking and look for them!" Alister yelled.

"HaHaHa, there is no need to look for me!" said a voice, although I guess even you know who it is.

Dartz, Alister, Valon, as well as myself looked at him like this: 00

"Raphael!" said Alister.

"Raphael!" said Dartz.

"Raphael!" said I.

"crunch-munch." said Valon.

"I see that you all are here. That means that I can destroy you!" He yelled triumphantly. "Turtles- attack!"

The ninja turtles leaped out of nowhere. Dartz jumped in front of my body to protect me, and Valon hid behind his giant-sized bag of sugar. Alister didn't move.

"Alister!" I cried, "Get out of the way!"

He just pulled out a gun and shot all three turtles.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Raphael, "My turtles!"

I just stepped out from behind Dartz. "That's what you get for betraying me and stealing my PoOp, you thieving...uh...bastard." I held out my hand, "Now, give me back my PoOp."

"Okay, Blackfoxi." he said as he threw something at me. As it came closer, I saw that it wasn't the PoOp, it was...a BOMB!

Then it went kaboom.

YaY! I don't know what to say here, except, YaY. Blessed be, Blackfoxi. Oo.