I have returned and I brought more of the greatness, so be happy.
Disclaimer: I disclaim everything I have been disclaiming.
The Happiest PoOp In The World, By Blackfoxi
Previously, in chapter 3 of this fanfic, Mai fell out of a window and died, we had killed Raphael's turtles, and he threw a bomb at us. So now we're pissed.
Chapter 4: My Greatest Fear Wants My Body
So, after Raphael nearly killed me and the others, I reluctantly return home, PoOp-less. So, the next day, at skool, Kaiba approached me...then again, when doesn't he do this?
"Kitsune? Kit-chan? Honey? Darling? Love? Sweetie? Dear? Baby?"
I just ignored him.
"My beautiful slave of my undying lust?"
That caught my attention. I twirled around on my heels to face him, and right when I face him, he grabs my chest. So, what does the great queen of this fanfic do?
I kick him where the sun never shines.
Sadly, it didn't affect him.
"My balls are harder than diamond, even when relaxed, so no matter how hard you kick me, you can never hurt me."
I punch him in the eye.
"Okay," he moaned, wobbling back and forth, "That hurt."
I just stared at him. "What do you want, Kaiba, other than to get inside my panties?"
He kneeled down in front of me. "My beautiful flower, I only ask that you work on this project with me. You are my assigned partner on this."
I give in. "Okay, Kaiba, but no funny business, otherwise, I'll gut out your reproductive organs."
"Please, refrain from calling me 'Kaiba'. It's so cold." he cooed, "My name is Seto, so call me that. Or...you can call me any pet-name you would like."
"Okay, Seto- bozu, you fucking bastard, how the hell do we start this shit?"
"It's a romance story, right? With us in it?"
"Yeah..."
"Well then," a sly perverted grin creeped across his face, "Why don't we have sex in it, my love?"
"Not only no, but hell no!"
He sat down it a nearby chair, crossing his legs and leaning back in an almost too relaxed position. He licked his lips slowly, in an attempt to be sensual, and boy, was it... it still doesn't change the fact that I hate him. "I like it when you're feisty." he moaned in a seductive, whipsered tone.
I couldn't help but stare at him, entranced by his sensual play as he twirled his tongue around his index finger (which was resting on his bottom lip), biting the tip of it, nibbling, then slowly sticking his whole finger in, sucking on it playfully. I knew where this was going, and I knew what he meant, but... dammit, why do I feel this way... like... I like it?... No. I hate Kaiba. I hate Kaiba.
He removed his finger out of his mouth with a soft "pop". He slowly traced his lips around with his wet finger, his leery eyes running up and down my vunerable body. I began to shiver, and he could obviously tell that I was deep into it.
"Does my little Kitty wanna play with some real cat toys?" he moaned, with a playful wink on the side, "Come to your master...I'll make you feel all better."
I wanted to slap him for that sadistic comment, there's no way in hell that he would be my master.
"I'm a fox." I snap at him.
"Oh, yes you are." he said in that sick oozy voice of his, purring almost. "And, if I'm not mistaken, a cute canine like you likes chew toys, no? Only... I can give you a better bone than anyone else can."
"You mean, boner." I shuddered at the thought.
"What a smart little fox." he cooed, then leaned closer to me and said, "I know you want me. Come get me-"
I did exactly as he wished by, "coming to get him", ... by punching him in his sick face. He fell out of the chair and onto the floor.
"No one can have me." I spat down at him.
He growled, angry at first, but then his face changed into a lustful countennace. "I will have you, Kitsune. You will be mine!"
"Yeah, yeah, baka, keep dreaming and keep away from me." I retorted as I left the room.
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I was alone in the hallway when my pager beeped. It was Dartz. I hid in the janitor's closet to call him back.
"Dartz? You paged me?" I asked once he picked up.
"Yes, priestess. Raphael has resurfaced once more, and he's demanding that we meet him back in the Realm of Escaped Convicts."
"Why?" I asked.
"I don't know." Dartz replied. "All that I know is that all of us, including you, milady, have to be there in 1 hour or else he destroy The Great PoOp."
I freaked out. "Nooooo!- wait... can The Great PoOp be destroyed?"
"We're not going to risk the chance of it happening, milady."
"So...when are you going to get here?"
I then heard squealing tires.
"We're here right now."
I turned off my cell phone and ran outside. As expected, there was Dartz's limo. I hopped in and we sped off.
To face that ninja- wannabe bastard once again... dum dum duuuuum!
Hi there. Bye there.
Blessed be, Blackfoxi. Oo.
