Hello again people. This story has ONE last chapter to explain things more so. Here to explain it is Young Link, Mr. Game and Watch, and the Ice Climbers! Let's begin.

Luke: "Okay, Young Link how did you take this rumor?"

Young Link: "I was so scared that I stopped reading Link's PlayHylian magazine and actually peed my pants!"

(In the next room over a slap and yell are heard, you can guess who it is.)

Luke: "... um okay then Popo and Nana how did you feel?"

Popo: "I was unconscious at that time so I didn't hear until big butt over there told me."

(Nana then begins to strangle Popo.)

Luke: "... wow some friends you are... wait Popo how were you unconscious?"

Nana: "I knocked him out with my hammer because he was reading PlayClimbers magazines!"

Luke: "Jeez, are any of you male Smashers not perverts?"

Every male in the mansion: "NOPE!"

Luke: "... okay since Nana and Popo are in a dilemma we will move on to Mr. Game and Watch!"

Mr. Game and Watch: "Yo how yall doing?"

Luke: "Um, okay Mr. Game and Watch, how did you take this rumor?"

Mr. Game and Watch: "I was so happy, I mean I'm treated like crap in this dumb old mansion, I mainly cook and get picked on by the Pokemon! I suck at fighting and get my butt handed to me every time! No one cares about me and I wish I was getting the boot!"

Luke: "Wow, does everyone have problems in this mansion?"

Marth: "No I'm sane!"

Luke: "Oh yeah you are, well is anyone else sane around here?"

Silence fills the mansion...

Luke: "Man, what kind of place is this?"

Marth: "An idiots heaven."

Mr. Game and Watch: "High School."

Nana: "What Marth said."

Popo: (Unconscious.)

Young Link: "A place to look at all the male Smashers PlayWhatever magazines!"

Luke: "Well then... um... okay hey Mr. Game and Watch, why didn't you just quit?"

Mr. Game and Watch: "No, the stupid hands have me under contract, same with everyone else. We plan on revolting soon."

Luke: "Oh... so that's why handy wanted me here..."

Mr. Game and Watch: "Huh..?"

Luke: "Never mind, anyway as you may or may not know this rumor was started by an idiotic person from a place that reports "news" and it soon spread. Then a report from the French came in, however to my knowledge the French don't have a Nintendo of France. Also Sakurai, the man behind the next tournament said has said nothing in the days the rumor started."

Mr. Game and Watch: "Crap!"

Young Link: "Yay, I get to read more PlayWhatever magazines!"

Popo: (Still unconscious.)

Nana: "What the loser (Mr. Game and Watch) said."

Luke: "Well that's all folks, as for my stories I'll continue Death of the Smashers and then start the other ones"

Marth: "Wait, what about your job?"

Luke: "Oh crap! Ah well handy will understand... right?"

(Silence fills the world.)

Luke: "Aww crap..."

And that's a wrap! This was just a bonus chapter for fun and to explain some things. Letting you know this rumor was started on two places and spread, it was not here though. Anyway I'll update Death of the Smashers real soon!

Marth: "Yeah you better or the killer-"

Luke: "Silence!"

Marth: "Oh yeah oops..."

Luke: "Anyway read and review!"