Disclaimer: The day I own it will be the day I rule you all and force you to make a portal to the Avatar-verse so Sokka can meet his soul mate: ME! Yes, and the girl's kinda a Mary Sue.
Chapter 2
Zuko is on the computer, when he sees a banner ad that says "find true love" and clicks on it.
Zuko: Let's see… I'm a 16-year-old male looking for a 16-year-old female. -he fills out the rest of the requirements and passes the background test-
Computer: You have one reply -Zuko reads the reply. It says, "Hi, I'm Lola! I'm a supermodel who likes hott guys with lots of cash! Would you like to meet me at the fanciest restaurant in town tonight at eight?"-
Zuko: -typing- Hi, Lola. I would love to dine with you tonight. Eight 'o clock sharp then. -Uncle Iroh happens to be passing by the door- -speaking- Quick my Uncle! Tell the crew… I HAVE FOUND A DATE! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Iroh: You should take her to a cozy little teashop; every one likes tea.
Zuko: Uncle, you are so predictable.
MEANWHILE
Aang: Katara, I have a poem for you.
Katara: Oh, how romantic! READ IT TO ME! -eye twitch-
Aang: Katara, your eyes are like two deep pools of blue, but your feet… -Aang squints at the paper- smell like… stinky poo?
Katara: Eh…
Aang: Your voice is like a thousand birds singing… uh… at least if someone, their necks were ringing
Katara: uh…….. O.o
Aang: Your beauty is astounding… actually, you probably couldn't beat a monkey at a beauty pageant
Katara: THAT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME! -She slaps Aang and stomps off-
Aang: Sokka! That's the last time I ask you for romance advice!
Elsewhere
Sokka: You are the weirdest girl I've ever met.
Girl: How should I spell your name? Oh! I've got it! S.O.K.K.A! (Theperiods are supposed to be hearts.)
Sokka: What are you writing?
Girl: My confessions of love for you.
Sokka: That's sweet! No. Seriously. What are you writing?
Girl: -trying to change the subject- Do you want to eat somewhere tonight?
Sokka: Let's go to that teashop around the corner!
Girl: Okay, good bye, Sokka -leaves to go get ready-
