Disclaimer: The day I own it will be the day I rule you all and force you to make a portal to the Avatar-verse so Sokka can meet his soul mate: ME! Yes, and the girl's kinda a Mary Sue.


Chapter 2

Zuko is on the computer, when he sees a banner ad that says "find true love" and clicks on it.

Zuko: Let's see… I'm a 16-year-old male looking for a 16-year-old female. -he fills out the rest of the requirements and passes the background test-

Computer: You have one reply -Zuko reads the reply. It says, "Hi, I'm Lola! I'm a supermodel who likes hott guys with lots of cash! Would you like to meet me at the fanciest restaurant in town tonight at eight?"-

Zuko: -typing- Hi, Lola. I would love to dine with you tonight. Eight 'o clock sharp then. -Uncle Iroh happens to be passing by the door- -speaking- Quick my Uncle! Tell the crew… I HAVE FOUND A DATE! MWA HA HA HA HA!

Iroh: You should take her to a cozy little teashop; every one likes tea.

Zuko: Uncle, you are so predictable.


MEANWHILE

Aang: Katara, I have a poem for you.

Katara: Oh, how romantic! READ IT TO ME! -eye twitch-

Aang: Katara, your eyes are like two deep pools of blue, but your feet… -Aang squints at the paper- smell like… stinky poo?

Katara: Eh…

Aang: Your voice is like a thousand birds singing… uh… at least if someone, their necks were ringing

Katara: uh…….. O.o

Aang: Your beauty is astounding… actually, you probably couldn't beat a monkey at a beauty pageant

Katara: THAT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME! -She slaps Aang and stomps off-

Aang: Sokka! That's the last time I ask you for romance advice!


Elsewhere

Sokka: You are the weirdest girl I've ever met.

Girl: How should I spell your name? Oh! I've got it! S.O.K.K.A! (Theperiods are supposed to be hearts.)

Sokka: What are you writing?

Girl: My confessions of love for you.

Sokka: That's sweet! No. Seriously. What are you writing?

Girl: -trying to change the subject- Do you want to eat somewhere tonight?

Sokka: Let's go to that teashop around the corner!

Girl: Okay, good bye, Sokka -leaves to go get ready-