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Chapter…. 6!
Zuko: Uncle, I know what I want to do for the rest of my pitifully weird life!
Uncle Iroh: What, Prince Zuko?
Zuko: I want to… TAP DANCE! -The lights turn off and then a spotlight comes onto Zuko, who is suddenly in a tuxedo with tap shoes, a top hat, and a cane thingy.- Hit it! -A song starts playing and he starts tap dancing. Half way into the song, another spotlight turns on with katara under it. She starts dancing too-
MEANWHILE
Aang and Lola are giggling and laughing when a boy walks up to Aang
Boy: Hey, you! Get away from my girl!
Lola: Go away, Billy Bob Joe Bob George Edison Harrison Einstein the third-and-one-half! I dumped you, and I'm not coming back to you!
Aang: She wants you to leave Billy Bob Joe Bob Something Something Blah Blah Blah!
Boy: I challenge you to a dance off! Lola, I'll win you back one way or another!
Aang: I accept your challenge, Person Whose Name Escapes My Memory!
Lola: No Aang! He's won the annual playground break dancing contest since the fourth grade!
Aang: Well, I've been break dancing for one hundred six years! (TBC in next chappie!)
Elsewhere
Sokka and the girl are walking down the beach hand in hand, when the girl notices a starfish that was washed up on shore.
Girl: Sokka, will you hold my purse for a second?
Sokka: Okay -the girl hands him the purse. Sokka appears to have trouble holding it because it is so heavy-
Girl: -The girl picks up the star fish, and sets it closer to the ocean, where a wave picks it up and carries it out to sea- Thank you, Shnookums -She takes back her purse and kisses him on the cheek.- -Sokka blushes-
Sokka: What do you have in that thing? Bricks?
Girl: Oh, something like that… She has a sly smile on her face Ha! There you are! She spots the camera guy I'm ready for you this time! -She gets out a sledgehammer from purse, and the camera guy runs away- GET BACK HERE, STALKER GUY! -runs after him-
Sokka: HEY! Uh… YOU! COME BACK!
