Well, I fucked up.

I miscounted the characters in Chapter 1, so I added Falco. Then, I realised I forgot to count Pikachu. Plus, I must apologize to krisetchers for putting in the reply that Peach died, but she didn't. Mario called for her.

Whoops.

Thanks to the anonymous reviewer for bringing this into the light.

Well, here you go.

Disclaimer: First chapter.

Chapter 2: Crooked Edge

Roy was taken into a dark room. He was pushed into a chair. The room consisted of a chair, table and a dim light hanging from the roof. This would be one of those rooms that would be used to interview someone suspicious.

He then realized that he was suspicious.

After regaining consciousness, the police arrived to interview the ten survivors. Mario, being a police officer himself, tried his best to explain, but couldn't, due to the fact he was still confused himself.

They were interviewing all ten of them about the five deaths. Roy was last.

In the room, there were two guys. One in a trench coat, the other in his police officer suit.

"So, how did you know about Final Destination's accident before hand?" The one in a trench coat asked, though it seemed like a demand.

Roy answered this question so many times it was unbelievable. He nearly shouted "I HAD A VISION! Jesus..."

The police officer informed the one in the trench coat about them asking him and the vision. Embarrassed, the trench coat then asked for an alibi.

Roy responded. "What would I need an alibi for? Implanting a huge bomb on the stage? The stage had an overload on weight. What more do you want? That stage was only built for four fighters at once. No matter their size, it would have happened."

The police officer could counter that. "What about the Wire Frames? I've seen six fighting one Smasher on Final Destination."

"Simple. The Wire Frames aren't Smashers."

Both of them were silent. After what seemed like half an hour. The police officer let him go. "Very well, you may leave. You are to attend the funeral for Pikachu, Yoshi, Kirby, Mewtwo and Ganon, or Gannondorf."


A few days later, there were many tears and depressed people. There a many amounts of Pokemon surrounding the tombstone of Pikachu. All of them were crying except a small few. Charizard looked down on the tombstone and began to cry aswell.. A few tombstones later, were the ones of Gannondorf and Mewtwo. There were no huge crowds, but Link was giving their respects to their rivals.

The one behind it was Kirby's. There was a small crowd, with Mata-Knight, King DeDeDe, Rick, Gooey and some Waddle Dees. The Smashers were spread out everywhere. And lastly, Yoshi's was next to it. There were what seemed like thousands of Yoshis, along with a couple of humans, like Mario and Luigi. The Smashers were spread out everywhere.


"This is fucked up."

Roy was bowling with Samus, Marth, Mario, Luigi, Peach and Y. Link. The last one was playing with some construction toys. Link was on a date with Zelda, and asked Marth to baby-sit. Mr. Game & Watch was moving into a retirement home, Captain Falcon went back to his cheapskate ways and Shiek disappeared.

"I-a know. This-a is so crazy." Responded the older plumber. "Indeed." Agreed the ever-correct Samus. "Five died, but what's even weirder is that we were saved. Us, Mr. Game & Watch, Captain Falcon and Shiek. All because of a bad dream."

"Hey!" Roy was about to lay the smackdown on her when Y. Link's wrecking ball fell. This caused Luigi to get distracted and gutterball. Everyone but Roy and Y. Link started snickering. Luigi, upset, made a fuss while walking over to a seat and sat down in a huff. This caused Mario to crack up. One by one, everyone started to join in. Everyone but Roy. He looked at the wrecking ball on the ground. He felt that it was of some significance, but shook it off. He looked outside and saw the shadow of a flowerpot falling and smashing into the ground. But when he looked up, it was sitting there, not even wobbling.

Suddenly, a ringing was heard from Mario's pocket. He instinctively grabbed it with caution, but realized that it was from the police. "... yeah... oh really? ...why am I not surprised... ok, I'll be there." He hung up. "Gotta go bust some guy for drug possession. Captain Douglas Falcon. Heh heh. You wanna watch Roy?" Roy, zoned out, immediately woke up. "Huh? Oh, no, I'm good. Let's just hope it gets violent." Mario chuckled, and walked out of the building. If Roy would have gone, they might have avoided an accident...


A police officer slammed at the door. Captain Falcon, surprised jumped and nearly knocked over a flowerpot on his balcony. The flowerpot had some jagged edges, and was rather pointy. It was wobbling on the edge. C. Falcon ran to the door and opened it. He couldn't stop in time and ended up outside. The flowerpot was right over him.

On the other side of the street, they were destroying a building with a wrecking ball and then build a new one in its place.

How amusing.

The leading police officer regained his composure. "Douglas Falcon, you are under arrest for drug possession." Captain Falcon started sweating. He was busted. He was going to be in jail for the rest of his life.

However, the rest of his life wasn't going to take very long.

An owl was flying around the construction site. The man operating the wrecking ball saw it and wondered what it was doing during the day. They didn't have any in the jungle...

"Mind if we look around your house?" Falcon hid it well enough, so he let them in. Two police officers stayed to keep guard. One of them was Mario. "Time's up birdie." Falcon glared. Neither of them knew how right Mario was.

The owl swerved towards the wrecking ball operator. He tried to swat it with his large hands and accidentally hit a switch, causing the wrecking ball to fall.

Captain Falcon responded. "I'd rather die than be caught by you, pudgy."

Let's grant his wish.

The wrecking ball fell, causing the earth to quake. The already unstable pot fell. Captain Falcon sensed something and looked up right when the flowerpot flipped. He got dirt in his eyes. He tried to get them out of his eyes, when the flowerpot made contact with his head. With the jagged edge. Thepot pierced his skull and went into his brain, killing him slowly. Mario and the second guy looked in shock, unable to do anything. He finally collapsed, with blood flowing out of his eye sockets, nostrils and mouth. Mario called 911.


There. Fixed to the best of my ability. Please review!