Saphira:Ugh. note to self:Just because it's summer,doesn't mean I should stay up all night writing fanfics. after this I'm going to bed

What The!

Danny sat through dinner quietly thinking of how to ask his mom the all important question of the night. Halfway through his salad he finaly spoke. "Mom. Sam realy wants me to babysit a chimpanzee while she find a home for him." He said kind of fast.

"Okay. just Make sure it's house broken," she replied to preocupied in making some new device.

I wonder if she pays atention to half the things I say. he thought to himself. Danny quickly finished his dinner and got some leftovers for Brewer. When he got up to his room though, It was like 28 days later exploded in five minutes. Brewer was bouncing of the walls wreking his bed and hanging from his model rockets. After taking a moment to think, Danny realized tha Brewer was doing all these things at once. He was drooling on the lamp, but at tha same time, he was at the other end of the room climbing on the wall.

"I must be losing my mind." Danny told himself. But one of the Brewers stood still long enough for Danny to notice a white aurora surounding him. "Great. The monkey's a ghost." He said in a rather anoyed tone. "Wait. The monkey's a ghost?" All the Brewer's stoped and came back to one, then his apearence changed from a chimp with glowing fur and bright green eyes, to that of a regular chimp. "The monkey's a half ghost!"

Brewer noded knowingly and crawled under the bed, throwing useless junk out from under it. Danny took out his cell phone and dialed Sam's number. After two rings she answered. "Danny? What's up?"

"Sam. Where did you get that chimpanzee?" Danny asked.

"I rescued him from a crule animal testing lab." She replied proudly.

"Well Sam. Do you happen to know what they were testing?" After a moment of silence, he got the message that Sam didn't know. "Sam. Brewer is half ghost."

"What?" Sam yelled on the other line.

"Oh something else I wanted to talk to you about. Is Brewer house broken?"

"Uh...shhhhhh.shhhhhh. uh What was that? Shhhhhh. I can't here you. Shhhhhh. I'm going through a tunnel. Shhhhhh uh I have to go. Bye." and with that being said, she hung up.

"Sam owes me big for this." Danny mumbled as he picked the chimp up. As soon as he even touched him, Brewer began screaming and thrashing around like a spoiled little kid. "Ahhhh. Where's the off button!" Danny yelled. and like that he stoped screaming. "Well, that was easy."

Brewer looked at Danny for a few moments and made a disgusted face. "Oh yeah?" Danny stuuck his tongue out at him, but then the chimp threw up all over Danny's head. "UGH!" Danny yelled and rushed into the bathroom to takea shower.

One hour later Danny came back into the room. "I hope you're happy. I'll have this taste in my mouth all year. The little chimp laughed happily and went to sleep.


Saphira:Okay that's it I'll update when I'm good and ready. but I'd like to thank dPhantoMfreak for being the first to submit a review. thanks man.