A tale of two homies

Lil Jon: yo, yo, yo, Lil Jon up on the phonezzy fo' sheezy.

Smeagol: Precious?

Lil Jon: What!

Smeagol: Precious?

Lil Jon: What!

Smeagol: Smeagol

Lil Jon: Ok!

Smeagol: How are you today precious?

Lil Jon: What?

Smeagol: How are you today?

Lil Jon: I've had better, today has been just so terrible. I was cut of from my huggies diapers endorsement. Tear

Gollum: My precious don't cry, Gollum, I mean Smeagol is here for you.

Lil Jon: Ok!

Smeagol: Yessss!

Lil Jon: What?

Smeagol: Yessss!

Lil Jon: Yeah!

Lil Jon: They said I couldn't drink no champagne around the children and have no biatches shakin it fast, up and down, round and round, bouncing….

Smeagol: Smeagol understands yess he does.

Lil Jon: Ok!

Gollum: Shut up Smeagol!

Smeagol: No

Gollum: You're nothing but a gapped tooth, balding, worthless being

Smeagol: Whatever you say you're still making fun of yourself.

Gollum: No I'm…. yeah you got a point there, but I know a secret you've been keeping from Jon.

Smeagol: No, please, Smeagol be good

Gollum: Shut up! (Cough, cough, choke)

Gollum: Oh Lil Jon

Lil Jon: Yeah!

Gollum: The only reason why Smeagol is your "homie" is because…..

DUN, DUN, DUN!

Gollum: He's after your pimp cup.

Lil Jon: What!

Gollum: He's after your pimp cup

Lil Jon: What!

Gollum: Pimp cup

Lil Jon: What!

Gollum: He's after your pimp cup

Lil Jon: Ok!

Smeagol: No, no that's a lie! Lil Jon is Smeagol's bestest friend besides master.

Lil Jon: Yeah!

Smeagol: Are we still friends?

Lil Jon: Ok!

Smeagol: Well I have to go now before the fat hobbitess wakes up and trys to kill me for the hundredth time.

Lil Jon: What!

Smeagol: Kill me

Lil Jon: Ok!

Smeagol: Goodbye!

Lil Jon: Bye bitch! All skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!