The night deepens as I look from the bridge at my prey, no trainer in sight, no pants. No condoms. I searched the entire region to find it more bare than a desert, but now, now it's sexy time.

In front of me, asleep with her belly up, a Vaporeon. I reach to her labia and spread it to my eyes. Not only it was tender but also untouched and pristine. Leaking on to the floor, I hastily rub my tip on her immaculate hymen, it soaks my tip wonderfully as she groans a little bit.

Her head moves, her eyes gaze at me. A shreek comes out as she rolls belly down, I start to back out. I don't want to die. She perks her as up and moves her tail to the side, she was more wet than before. "Vaporeon...?" she says grinding her soaked labia on my dick, her tail pushing me closer to her. " ...WANTS DICK!!!" she shouts slamming me inside before letting out a lewd moan.

"Cant wait to have your puppies" she says while trusting back at me, my dick was inside her anus, she hastily rocks her hips back, "More! More! Fill me up with that cock juice!" she shouts. I pull out and try to run away, I get tackled to the floor, she looks at me with an evil grim, thirst in her eyes.

She shoves my dick back into her anus before forcing me to cum inside, " yes fertilize my eggs!" she lewdly shouts. " You can't have kids from anal sex" I say before interrupted with her laughing loudly at me.

She then stops and looks at me, " wait really? That explains why I haven't got a litter after this many years... Ugh" she says, "how do you not know what a pussy is for?" I shout. " I thought it was just for pissing, it's not easy being a breedject you know, apparently a adamant Vaporeon isn't 'meta'" she says.

She squeaks, " the fuck are you doing?" she asks as I lick her clit, " getting this chapter done before the author begins to get meta" I say, " hahaha met-" she tries to say before I roll her belly up and choke her while rubbing my shaft on her labia, "you are already blue in colour, we don't need to break the fourth wall again okay!" I say before shoving my dick past her hymen, deflorating her.

"You just did...fuck your dick feels good... Referencing the fourth wall is on it self a fourth wall break" she says, "shut the fuck up!" I shout. "Nope, your dick feels too good for that, is it weird that I want you to pull my tail, and can I call you daddy?". Before I could say anything she begins to moan 'daddy' out. Why am I turned on by that?

"Daddy, hunff... How does my virgin pussy feel? Daddy you feel so good inside my tight little pussy, aw gawd! Your dick is so good it's shaping my pussy so it only fits your dick inside! Fuck I feel it I am about to..." she says, I grab her face and slam it down on the floor, slamming my dick as deep as I could, " shove your knot into me daddy!" she says.

Low and behold my dick turned into a dog's 'bone'. "stop with the meta!" I shout, pressuring the knot tighter and tighter against her virgin pussy. " It's going inside, *plop, AW GAWD! Why is it so big!" she says moaning out with each jolting load of cum.

"Two can play the meta game" I say as my dick knot gets so big she almost vaginal tears, as my second dick knots and fills her anus full of cum.

She passes out, I go to her ear and whisper " good thing I am half Salazzle, it's a pity though that I didn't wear any condom and that you are both super fertile and about to lay 200 eggs" I say as she begins to lay the first egg.

199 eggs later, and 5 hours of pain, she looks at me. " well either we are going to do the biggest omelette and we are going to have a sequel chapter, my double dicked fiend, or I am going to ride that double tipped dick 'off camera'" she says before we look at the reviews of the fanfic.