-yawn- I came up with a story out of nowhere!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, though I might buy-steal-Edward's watch if I ever get the chance...


Mustang had a little problem. He had just taken some pills for his cold and was feeling rather dizzy. Nevertheless, he had to meet with Fullmetal to discuss an incident in Central. Mustang sat at his desk feeling the room rotating around him. He saw a pen and picked it up.

"Colonel?" Mustang looked up startled and saw Hawkeye. She told him Edward was outside waiting.

"Very well...let him in..." Mustang said, his voice fading as he stared at the pen and twisted the top to make it retract.

"Ok...what do you want now Colonel?" Edward came in with the usual frown on his face. He sat down with a thud on the sofa by Mustang's desk.

"Mustang? HELLO?" Mustang was still staring at the pen twisting it. Suddenly the pen opened and ink oozed out.

"AAAHH!" Mustang screamed in horror as the pen bled.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Edward stared at him shocked by the sudden scream.

"OH NO...I-I KILLED IT! NOOO!" Mustang laid his head down on his desk and began to cry.

"W-what the hell? Mustang, are you feeling...normal?" Edward twitched at Mustang sobbing over the pen.

"I lost the only thing I ever loved..." Mustang cried then looked at Edward.

"DO YOU LOVE ME?" Mustang cried as Edward's face grew pale.

"Um...hell no." Edward whispered but saw Mustang was about to start sobbing again.

"I can see you're not yourself. I'll just leave...oh...here..." Edward was about to leave but gave Mustang a pen before he left.

"Yeah...just take it..." Edward muttered as he closed the door. Mustang stared in awe at the new shiny pen.

Alphonse stood outside and noticed his brother's pale face.

"What's wrong, brother?"

"You're asking the wrong person, Al..." Edward sighed and walked away with his brother. Inside, Mustang began to play with the new pen.


One of the most bizarre ideas I've had. Hope you liked it!

Mustang: ME CRYING? NEVER!

Edward:-sings-...Useless in the rain...and a crybaby...

-BAM!- Explosion from Roy's gloves

Edward:-lies on the ground unconcious-

-tsukiflower