Wrote a birthday story! Very strange..Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...but I have..-takes something from a box- What the? -a miniskirt-

Mustang: So that's where I put it! -snatches it away and runs-

That was disturbing...


It was Edward's birthday and Al didn't know what to do for it. They were walking along a road when Al saw a beautiful river in the distance.

"Brother, look! Isn't that amazing?" Al pointed to the river as Edward squinted.

"I don't see anything..."

"No? How about this then..." Al picked his brother up much to his dislike and place him on his shoulders.

"See now?"

"WHAT THE HELL!...this makes me feel so small...although I can see everything..." Edward grumbled. Al began to get ready to let Ed down but Edward stopped him.

"WAIT!"

"Huh? Don't you want to get off?"

"Hold on a second, dammit!" Edward yelled to avoid his brother from saying anything. It was pretty good being able to feel this tall and Edward wanted to enjoy every second of it. He smiled and got comfortable.

"LET'S GO AL!"

"WHAT?"

"YAH!" Edward kicked Al on the side as he pointed ahead. Al moved forward confused by Edward actually happy to be riding him.

"I think you're enjoying this too much..." Alphonse sighed.

"YAH!"

"STOP KICKING ME!"

"Ok..ok..sorry...I just got excited..." Edward apologized.

"Well..it is his birthday..." Alphonse thought as he carried Edward. Just then he felt another kick to his side.

"YAH!"

"THAT'S IT!" Alphonse let go of his brother who immediately fell off.

"OW!" Edward lay on the floor as Alphonse walked away.

"WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Edward yelled at his brother to come back.


I wrotethis since it's my older brother's birthday today...

Al: Well..that counted as a birthday surprise right? Up until I dropped you...

Ed: Yeah, but when you left these fangirls saw me lying there and took me!

Fangirls:-gasp- THERE HE IS!

Ed: AHH! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! AL HELP! -runs like hell as the fangirls chase him-

Al: This is definitely a birthday he'll remember...

-tsukiflower