This is just a work of fiction. I own nothing here except my OC and my own AU plotline, which I will try to create. Also, I don't own any songs made by Dethklok. Any references and easter eggs are just that, references, which I also don't own. Which is a shame.

A/N: Hey guys. I just woke up and what a surprise it was to me that so many people actually liked the story. Wow.

Anyways, hope I'll somehow manage the way this plot will go. I don't know, what much should I do. I will try to create some diverse plotline, but some events, such as Rias's marriage, Kokabiel's attack on Kuoh, and more are set in stone due to many factors and plannings throughout the time before the arrival of our MC. It is only on me and you guys, whether he should participate in those events or just go his own way. Just a reminder, but the butterfly effect is a thing and it started the moment he appeared in Kuoh, so changes will be made whether he stays there or not.

EDIT: Hope the quality didn't go down, since for the last few days I felt like shit from celebrations and job interviews, for which I had to prepare for.

Okay, I ranted for quite a long, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the shit show.


"Why the fuck do you wear school uniforms to the battle?" I spouted those words as if there was something really disgusting on my tongue. "You felt that there is something wrong in this location, and you knew that each of you should come here to prevent some disaster. Yet you decided to wear school uniforms? Or are you just lazy to change to other more comfortable clothing after school?" This is something, about which I pondered while watching the anime. Aren't they like super-rich? Don't they have super-powerful siblings in high places? So why the fuck don't they have proper battle suits for such times? And I doubt that they aren't liked by their families. Especially by those sis-cons. Curious.

Weirdly, each of them looked at least a bit ashamed. Except for Akeno. She shivered as if I granted her some kind of pleasure. Truly a sadist and masochist in one person. Let's just stay away from her.

"I-it's not like that! Those clothes are really comfortable, you know? And they are really loose, so we can move freely however we want." Rias stuttered but slowly turned her face into the pointed glare. "And why are you cosplaying like some otaku as a character from Saruke? And don't you think I forgot about your bloodied self." Finally, her glare turned into some face of triumph. Why? Don't ask me.

While others looked oddly at her as if she spoke words in some unknown language, I let the confusion become visible on my face. Saruke? What is this? Some kind of weird anime or manga?

"Saruke?" I voiced my confusion since me saying something makes this whole conversation less awkward. For me so to say. For others? I don't care.

"Yes. You heard correctly, and I think you are pretending right now, that you don't know about the anime. Like some closet otaku. Tell me, which character do you like the most? Saruke? Naruko? Or maybe the useless Sasuka?" she actually told me more information, than I thought she would. And it was hard to not burst out laughing at that point.

There is seriously an adaptation of Naruto here? No, this is much worse. The protagonist of the story, which I think I heard and assumed correctly, is Sakura. Yeah, this world is already amazing and I haven't even seen the gist of it.

"It's hard for me to say since I liked every character. You know, ramen wouldn't be the same, if there weren't noodles. You must find and create the balance, which would make the story more interesting than every other story." I started talking as if I was some wise old man. The jutsu made the air around me slightly yellow and I started rubbing my chin as if there was some long white beard. Yeah, I sold the act. And they love it. Definitely.

"Though I liked Naruko the most." I said. Yeah, thank the ANBUs that they taught me 'The way of bullshiting my ass out of horrible situations' by Hashirama Senju. This guide has already saved my ass so many times that I stopped to count.

And they gaped at me. I know that my profound knowledge is magnificent but to this extent? Maybe I should steal some of the quotes made by the old man Jiraiya. While we never ticked well with each other after I tipped his peeking to the sweet ladies of the spa, he always said things that helped me. Even if they sounded like gibberish to most.

"Y-you liked Naruko? B-but he tried to kill Sasuka on multiple occasions! And if that wasn't enough, he has a crush on Sasuka's aunt, Tnudase, and his main goal is to obtain the biggest harem in the world!" Rias was, to put it shortly, shocked. You could almost hear her heart, how it started to beat faster. Whether it was from anger for me for liking such a pervert, or from meeting fellow otaku, I don't know. But this will be interesting. Also, what the fuck is wrong with that plot? Was it targeted towards all those virgin degenerates? Wait, this world was built on ecchi and romcom type of setting, so it is possible, that all of my previously favorite animes are also sexualized… No, take your head out of the gutter, this is not a time nor place for such thoughts.

"Yes. The boy, no, the MAN had done everything for his love of women and for his goal of acquiring all of them." I put as much seriousness into my voice as I could. Even though I don't believe anything I'm saying, nor do I know anything about the plot of the story, improvisation was always my forte. "And if he decided that Sasuka stood in his way, he had all the right to put her down, where she belonged." what the fuck am I talking about. Just a few seconds ago I thought that I was good at improvisation.

She, of course, was angered by my stance towards him. "YOUUUU-"

"Rias," Sona cut Rias out before she could do anything that she would later be sorry for. "please, calm down. It was his goal from the start to irritate you. Control yourself and let me talk from now on." Sona practically disarmed Rias, to which I smugly smiled. Yeah, playing with those kids playing adults is amazing. Also, she is kind of scary for spotting my distraction so soon.

When Sona saw my smile, she immediately frowned once again and started once again thinking about possible ways of manipulating me towards answering her questions.

"So, you correctly assumed that we came here towards the disturbance we felt some time ago. I can also assume, that you are not scared of what we could do to you, even though there are twelve of us and you are still laying down." She carefully and loudly analyzed me. Whether it was for me to put me out of my game, or for her friends, doesn't matter. Both of the options work for her. At least she thinks it is.

Still, to let her continue so I could listen to quite good analysis, I nodded towards both unasked questions. "That would mean that you are either more powerful than both of us," this made everyone alert, save for me and Sona. "or you got someone quite strong as your backer. And while I can speak for neither my sister nor for Rias's brother, there would be huge repercussions for both you and your backer for entering our territory without our approval, assuming you have one. So let's start once again, shall we?" Sona stated with such seriousness that I want to puke. What a way to stop my fun. And those threats about their siblings? Wouldn't care much, if they weren't able to snuff me out so easily. I could just hide away from them, that would be so easy. But being my whole life hidden away from the possible search of Ajuka and Azazel? No thanks, I like my free life.

"Troublesome." I sighed so hard that little Koneko jumped a bit. At which I smirked and looked her way, to which she blushed slightly. Well, let's end this charade. "Way to go party pooper. Where shall we go, so we can talk about this without our secret stalker?" I said this without standing yet while looking at the exact spot, from where I felt someone watching. After this statement, our watcher disappeared, to which I smirked. Bet it was Azazel getting some juicy information on me, to avoid his paperwork. Ha!

"What?" was the collective exclamation. Which I easily ignored, while shunshining to the right side of Sona. Heh, watching them freeze, when she, with everyone there finally saw my first ability, with which I could easily kill them all, was kind of awesome. Back in the Elemental Nations, I would be most probably attacked at the spot or screamed. But doing it here, where no one truly knew this technique? Yeah, I can see, why they would freeze up and get scared. Truly a frightening ability for assassination. That's why I also mastered it. Even Shisui would be jealous of my proficiency in it. Shadow Clones for the win of mastering abilities!

"R-right. L-let's end this farce, shall we?" Sona stuttered while pushing her glasses a bit. Why would she do it, if they were at the same spot since the start of our exchange? Was it for that effect, where her glasses would light up a bit? It's a shame I couldn't see it since it is night. Every time someone tried to use it against me back in Elemental nations, I always used this opportunity to slash them. No one ever expected it. Even now, my muscle memory tensed a bit, but my self-control is truly astounding. Congratulations me. Why, thank you me. Yeah, I'm crazy I think. "Rias, please, lead the way towards Occult Club Room."

Rias, finally shook off her distress, answered with a shaken voice. "O-of, c-course Sona."


"So strong, my face is

You punch, break fingers

Kick me, you're limping

Stab me, you're bleeding

I am be angerous now

You throwing rock at me

Hit eye and it no hurt me

I'm strong, you're not"

I have sung all the way towards ORC. While they were really tense at the start, they were starting to become friendly towards the end of our short walk. At least I made myself think that they became my friends. Why? They weren't as alert near me. At most, maybe annoyed at my singing. Few of them even threw my way some dirty looks, but I never cared.

"You're not

I'm making time for fighting

I'm clearing time for hitting

We'll meet and I will beat you

Our schedules permitting

I pick out fighting outfit

Don't want my pants too tight

Need clothes to breathe to beat you

You'll be beaten down tonight.

I'm so fuckin' tough, I'm so fuckin' tough (that's right)

I'm so fuckin' tough, I'm so fuckin' tough (that's right)"

"Pleaaaase, stop already. Are you vomiting or what the fu- heck?" What a weakling this Rias. Breaking first, and this isn't even my third song, with which I chose to annoy them. "And I don't even KNOW this song existed! What are you, some extremely powerful bard or what?!" Yeah, she is definitely annoyed that I started to sing this song. One could think that I would forget songs from my very first life. Well, you're correct that I forgot most of them, but I also made sure to remember and write down most of them to annoy people like her and to play boss music to some of the people, that were sentenced to die by my hands. Truly a shame that none of those people hearing my boss music lived further to talk about it. And this song was one of the first ones I mastered to sing. Incorporating this into invisible bunshins to create "background sounds" was hard with lots of failures, but it was definitely worth it.

"Hellooooooo, don't ignore me when I'm talking to you. Humph!" She actually pouted. Cute, but it won't work on me. And so I looked at her eyes, which were looking at me from the side as if I was thinking about what to tell her, and once I was satisfied with her attention on me, I started talking again. Or rather singing.

"I'm so fuckin' tough, I'm so fuckin tough (that's right)

I'm so fuckin' tough, I'm so fuckin tough (that's right)

You're an ugly man, you're as dumb as sand

Your mom's fucking fat, your mom blew a rat

You are a mistake, you have sex with cake

You think you're so tough, you're a living bluff

I will put you down, I will make you drown

I will make you bleed, I am filled with speed

I cannot feel pain, I might be insane

I am victory, I write history

Feel my fist

On your face

You hate this

I feel great"

She groaned so hard when I started singing once again that I wanted to laugh, but to finish my act of making fun of her and others, I sang until the very end of the chorus. And I feel great for singing to others without them being able to stop me. Having Tsunade pay for the walls she destroyed in the Hokage tower for missing me was one of the riskier things I ought to do to lower my boredom in Konoha. Especially when Naruto wasn't home. Though I saw Sona near her hand towards her pocket, she stopped once I stopped singing and started to laugh.

"Yeah, yeah, won't start any other song," truly a sad thing to say. My next song was Polish Cow. Truly a masterpiece." since I can finally see some school, which I can assume we are about to enter, right?" I asked while looking at Sona and her hand with my raised eyebrow. She just shrugged and calmly answered, as if nothing ever happened, even though I could see each of her nerves on her forehead. Wait, where did that masochist go? She didn't hear me sing, so I think, or at least wish to think that she hadn't started masturbating in some public toilets.

"Yes, but we won't be entering the main building but going around it to the old building, which was given to the ORC. There, you will be answering our questions, understood?" She explained, while at the end she looked at me as if affirming her decision with me. Yeah, I could still shunshin away and while it could potentially save me lots of problems in the future, it could also put me on the shit list of the Serafall. And she will be really hot if she looks even a little bit like in the anime. So making her angry at me is truly not a choice. Does it make me a simp? No. I decide, what makes whom simp.

"Yeah, yeah, not a problem with me. Though I have a question, may I?" I looked at her, to which she slightly tilted her head, as if giving me 'sure, go ahead' approval, though it could've meant that she is thinking about her decision. "Why didn't we just teleport here?" Yeah. She froze once again, while she slowly rose her hand to palm her face. And I could see every other girl doing the same. They forgot about it. Or they were so irritated, that they were only thinking about the ways to shut me up. Another point for me, heh.

"Just… please, be quiet for the rest of the way." She just sighed as if she finally accepted her defeat in this exchange of wits between us. Or she decided that arguing with me is pointless for her. So what, I can be childish. I earned that right in the fucking war. To which, my happy-to-go emotions slightly dipped, but on the surface, no one could see any changes.

But of course, that little white-haired cat must have sensed it somehow, since she looked my way as if she could feel something deep in me. To this, I answered with complete erasure of my emotions, which quickly made her look away with the fright (?) I could see on her face. Yeah, that's what you get for invading my privacy, you little shameless neko! Have you never heard of the phrase 'curiosity killed the cat'? You're trying to wander unknown waters, kitty.

Once we finally stood before ORC, I looked it up and down. But why they would appoint this whole building to only one club with so few students, and no one found it even slightly suspicious, is beyond me. Maybe the hormones of all those teens, be they girls or boys, clouded their vision of what stood before them. Or mind-manipulation. Yeah, must've been this. Otherwise, there would definitely be at least one person, that would question the decision of the school council and their spillage of money, that could've been spent on other things.

"So," Rias started while turning from the entrance. "you will follow us to the office, without touching anything, straying away from us, doing anything funny, or singing, understood?" she looked at me seriously, while slightly raising her voice at the last point, as if it was the most important from them all. I, as the most diligent and docile creature on each of those three worlds, slightly bowed, while putting my hand on my heart, running my eyes fast from the bottom to the top of her body, and slightly nodding as if I was some kind of connoisseur, while also letting them see me doing it.

"Yes, ma'am. Your wish is my order. Please step on me." I said with slight affection in my voice, as if I was I was answering my master as a head butler, and adding the last part quietly just to fuck with her and those listening to us.

Rias, of course already red from my oggling of her body, only slightly smiled at my first part, but once she heard the last part, she turned into a tomato. Her head was already about to explode, and when I thought she couldn't get even redder, when we heard some really loud scream of pleasure from the open window on the second floor, she quickly turned around and ran inside while leaving all of us outside. Heh, so there is Akeno. And the good job you.

When I looked around, to see what were the reactions of other people, I quickly spotted the trend of red color on everyone's face. Except for Koneko, she wasn't only red, she was possibly even worse on it than Rias. Thank kami that Yuuto was holding her while slightly shaking her, otherwise, we would have her splattered on the ground. Not that I care much about it, but it would be a shame to have her miss my performance inside. I pride myself on being quite good at improv.

"So, what now?" I looked at each of them until Sona was finally broken from her embarrassment. I would think that they would be experienced in those things, but I guess they are still so young. Yeah, would make sense. Or they are acting as if they are virgin little girls.

"Y-y-yeah, l-let's get into it. J-just follow me. And please, pretty please, don't say anything anymore, until we get there. It's such a short distance, so please." She looked at me as if I was the one problematic here. Such humorless people. No wonder this anime is ecchi and not a comedy.

I shrugged. "Yeah, yeah, just go so I can finally sleep." I yawned. I actually yawned. Wow, I must've been really exhausted, why had I not noticed it until now? Oh, yeah, I was fighting at the war without sleeping. And the near-death experience was also there. Yeah, I'm exhausted. And before I fall asleep, I should make sure that no one will gang up at me, since I will be sleeping for a while. Yeah, let's go with this.

"Then let's go." to which she turned, face still red, and started walking inside. I looked at the building from the outside one more time, and once I decided to finish this shit of a day, I moved inside.

It looked interesting, the interior I mean. Corridors were full of occult-like trinkets, paintings, cabinets, some artifacts of old age (huh, rich people being able to purchase such incalculable artifacts. Or mind magic, one of those two.), and dream-catchers. Also, there were lots of side rooms. One door, which I assume goes into the basement, was heavily sealed and protected from both outside and inside. Yeah, Gasper is definitely down there.

"Something interesting that caught your attention?" Sona asked while watching me through her shoulder.

"Not at all, ma'am. It all just looks strange to me. Would even say that it brings out a spooky atmosphere. Are you ever organizing some scary houses here? You could earn quite a lot of money on it." I asked quite honestly. I still don't know, where in the timeline I'm standing right now, since it could change many things. And just asking her 'Hey, are you in your 3rd grade yet?' or 'Have you found the Dragon Emperor?' would be too straightforward and the chance of her answering any of those questions is quite low. And the risk of becoming suspicious of me due to this field of questions or even somehow leading that way is quite huge and not worth it. Even if I got the answer I wanted. She is too smart for such things, and even if she didn't get to a conclusion right now, eventually, she would connect the dots. Or someone smarter like Ajuka, that will be reading a report about such anomaly like me.

"Good. And no, we have not organized any of the events in this building yet. It would be not only expensive but as you had observed, the chance of anything breaking would be quite huge. And with so many artifacts here, we will take no chances of letting such accidents happen. Even if it could bring us some pocket money." she pointed out while watching me for any changes of expression on my face after her revelation of one of my qualities. Pff, what an amateur. While she played this game with other people, she hadn't played it with other ninjas born in this kind of environment. But I have to leave the praise where I can since, for her age, it is quite impressive to be at least like that proficient at it.

"Yeah, you rich people truly like to protect your hordes of money. Are you some kind of shapeshifted dragons? Would make much more sense to me." And to accentuate my point, I rolled my eyes. For which she didn't care, and since I could finally see the doors at the end of the hallway, I could see the point of ending this pointless conversation.

After finally entering the room, everyone went to their positions. Rias and Sona sat at the couch opposing me, their queens right behind them, and the rest of their peerages behind them. Rias was still slightly While I can't say that they were hostile towards me, not after the concert I made for them (I should definitely ask them for the tickets they haven't paid for the opportunity they witnessed), they were definitely ready for battle. I could almost smell the tenseness in the air. Or someone hasn't showered. Yeah, that's me, but what can I say? I was at the war.

"Sooo, are we going to look at each other the whole night? Or are we here to discuss some things you wanted to ask outside?" I looked firstly at Sona, then at Rias, and briefly looked at their queens, and then back at Sona. Rias, too, slightly peeked at Sona, as if asking her to start.

"Before we start this questioning, I would like to welcome you in our territory, mister…" Sona started her speech, in which she beckoned me to state my name. Should I stop being such a rude guest and start being at least a bit courteous and serious? Yeah, at least I'll stop joking. Or try at the very least.

"Hiroto Yamamoto, but please, call me Hiroto. Not much for the formalities." I spoke as I waved my hand as if it didn't bother me, how they called me.

"I see mister Hiroto." at that, I slightly smiled, which she easily overlooked." My name is Sona Sitri and my friend is Rias Gremory." to which Rias nodded her head while looking at me." To set things clear, have you heard of our names and who we are?" Sona asked and slightly tilted her head as if making sure that no misunderstandings were made.

Now, I have several options, with which I could lead this whole conversation. Should I tell the truth, partial truth, or lie? While I could easily lie to them, since I haven't heard about them nor have I had any knowledge about them before arriving there, I won't count watching ecchi anime as knowing someone. Full denial could paint me as a liar, since the strongest satan, which should be in the top 20 or 30 strongest beings in the universe, is her sister. And not knowing a person, that could freeze a portion of the Japanese islands within days is kind of overkill.

And I won't be telling the whole truth either. It can break people apart knowing that they are just some badly written side characters in ecchi rom-com anime and manga, where they will eventually become harem members of the pervert, that they wished they could kick out of school. So, partial truth it is.

"Yes, miss Sitri, I've already heard about your and miss Gremory's family through your siblings," I smirked slightly when their cheeks pinked a bit. " though I can't say so about you, concretely. So I guess that makes you two and those people behind you devils." I looked at them as if asking for confirmation.

Both of them nodded, and to my surprise, Rias was the one to speak next. "Now, as you can guess, both of us are rulers of this territory. I assume that you can already guess, where my next question will lead, right?" To this, I nodded, but I left her to speak since I could sense that this was more of a rhetorical question. "So, for the record, what is your reason for entering the territory owned by us and by proxy Underworld?" She asked with quite some seriousness in her voice. Those not knowing her as some spoiled princess would be shitting their pants right now. And those that are inexperienced in such talks.

To make the situation even more serious, everyone behind her stared at me, as if they wanted to find any untruths. Seriously, this backing makes would make anyone talk their whole life out at this moment.

Should I summon some Bunshins to level the ground? Or maybe some illusions, that would make them look at each other the same way they look at me? While it would make me giggle since they are quite expressive, no point in breaking this game of cat and mouse yet.

So again, I will be relying once again on the art of bullshiting my ways out of situations. Heh. Though, before I start talking, I should probably create some seals against scrying. But how should I make it so that they won't attack me under some pretense that I'm preparing some spells for a fight? Also, I'm quite adept at making them, but I'm no master. And creating my own Flying Raijin under the guidance of Edo Tenseied Minato isn't the same, mind me. Something similar, used on the cave Naruto was born in, should work. Some things should be changed… and… right, I think I got it. Now though, I should address it, right?

"Before I start, is there any way to prevent this conversation from leaving this room? Such as some anti-scrying runes or wards, you know…" I looked at both of them, which left them quite dumbfounded. Heh, they thought that I would start talking about my whole life, right?

"Why would you need such wards? And unless it is important, we don't usually create such arrays for meetings that may not even happen in the span of our time on Earth. So to answer your question, no, we don't have this room warded." Rias explained as if I was some kid. That is outrageous! How dare she! And that smug look on her face. Right. I'll change it right away, just you wait.

But before that, let's see. Why would they need an anti-scrying ward put into a room, where there is some unknown man, whose identity, except his look, name (which might have been false at that), and his potential strength they didn't know? Some unknown party, that may or may not have started several wars with his appearance only?

Sure, I'm exaggerating this a bit, and while my information isn't world-breaking, some entities may take offense to my living and put wrenches in their plans by the butter-fly effect my existence alone will unleash. So I hope you can see my point on this, my dear mind, and whoever may one day read this story of my life.

So, to put it lightly, I was a bit lackadaisical at their response to my concern. So to their total dismay, I shall vanquish this evil scrying and make this room safe again. "Please, don't attack me." And before they could react to it in any way, there was already dense mist covering the whole room. How dense one may ask? They can't see beyond their arms. And while they were standing up, I was already finishing the seals in the corners of the room, with my three clones perfectly in stealth, so even some little kitty won't be able to feel me. I'm a genius, right?

And before they finally prepared their attacks and some of them took the weapons to their hands, I was already sitting down and dispersing the mist.

"Why are you all standing up with those toys unsheathed and some little elemental attacks and are pointing at me?" this is hilarious. Oh no, I should've unsealed the Icha Icha book and read it, as if nothing happened. Well, missed opportunities are only missed if they can't be repaired in the future.

"What did you do." Sona asked me with that 'no jokes on my watch' look. Rias was clearly prepared with a few orbs of destruction levitating near her. The girls behind them looked as serious as both of them. Except for Akeno. She… she is smiling at me. It would be kind of hot if there wasn't running lightning on her hand.

Yeah, should've asked them before I made anything rash. Well, can't go back in time… unless… no, fuck no. I'm not fucking with Lady Time with so many entities alive. Especially, if there are entities much less powerful than her. And why the fuck did I sense some nod of approval. Well, whatever.

"Sorry?" I looked at them hopefully. They didn't budge, so I sighed once again. "Of course not. Well, I sealed this room against, you know, scrying. Something I thought about before, though I don't know, whether it will work or not." I hope yes, don't need some sicko called Indra knowing my plans. Or Shiva. I think.

"Hope it will be necessary. Otherwise, there will be some sanctions and repercussions made towards you and your faction. Thus, I would advise you to choose your words correctly." Sona, the serious girlie she was, sat again, but this time with some alertness that she hadn't shown since the time we left the park. Was it her remembering my trick with shunshin? Or my declaration of successfully warding this whole room within a second without possibly moving from my place? I don't know, but I guess my time loofing around has expired.

"Alright. I will tell you as much as I can. Some information, unfortunately, will be withheld." To this, both Sona and Rias frowned, which I can understand. Especially with someone unknown as me. "It's not because there is some unknown plot against you or people you know about, but because it is, quite honestly, useless for you to know about it. You will learn more after better questions." After which, I cleared my throat and looked at them both once again, but now with some serious face.

"To put it simply. I was forced to come here through some unknown to me teleportation magic." Yeah, let's say it like that. Now, who is master at diplomacy right here? Me, right? (Of course, I'm joking).

At that, both of them looked at me as if I was some stinky stupid little liar. And I didn't like it one bit!

"He is telling the truth." Why thank you little kitty. She is kind of cute with those ears up. It would feel so good to just scratch her a bit…

Wait! She read my emotions once again! This little vixe-

"Well, that makes it a bit easier for his case, since he didn't mean to come here to break the peace through his actions. Though it is worrying that he came here, to this very territory, where 2 heiresses are stationed, we can't do much about it other than push it forward to our superiors." Sona finished and when I was about to act as if I was relieved, Rias continued.

"Though that doesn't release you from your other transgressions towards us since then. Such as your rudeness, acts of hostility, such as teleportation towards Sona, when she was vulnerable, using your whatever tricks to seal portion of our territory without our approval, and that is even before our eyes." At this point, I was shrinking. It wasn't due to the threats they made. I could easily offer them some jobs free of charge, which they, especially Rias, would take. No, the reason for my shrinking was Akeno's sadistic look towards me. She was eyeing me the whole time as if I was some kind of piece of meat for her. "And, " I seriously thought that she stopped talking. Guess not. Guess there is something else to point out. " the worst transgression towards us was. your. cursed. singing."

I could hear the pin drop. My whole training in ANBU could NOT prepare me for this situation. Hell, seeing every Hokage before me Edo Tenseied, and fighting for us was easier to comprehend. This? I literally lost my words. I just couldn't. My mind got fucked sideways by this bratty red-haired otaku girl.

So I snorted. Sona looked at me as if I was crazy or something.

"Hah." At this point, everyone was looking at me, while Rias was starting to get read.

"Hahaha." Sona kind of smiled? Well, who cares at this point.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Everyone was either smiling, smirking, snickering, or laughing like me.

"H-h-hey! S-stop laughing at me! Otherwise, you won't like the punishment I will give you!" Her whole face was red from embarrassment, and she was holding her hands at her face as if I couldn't see her peeking through her fingers. Which made me laugh even more.

So I stood up, still laughing. Some of them were curiously looking at me. I just walked to the window, opened it up, and turned towards them.

"Well, thank you all for welcoming me here in this town. See, before I came, I was already really exhausted. After the comedy relief at the end," 'Hey!' " I finally started feeling really tired. So, I'm cashing it out. I will look for you in the coming days if you don't mind. Please, don't look for me, you won't find me. And it is not a challenge, but a fact. So, if you want to continue with this interrogation in our next little meeting, sure, give me some heads up. Or not, I will just look for you. See you next time." To which I jumped out of the window. I could hear some shouts of protest in the back, but I was already far away from them. And I'm too lazy to come back to ask them again, what they screamed at me.

Anyways, I'll just find some quiet spot in some woods. Oh, and I should finally release those seals. Hope they will appreciate my present for them. At least my clones were thoughtful, despite my rude disturbance of the peace.


Hey guys. Finally finished this chapter. Had to rewrite some paragraphs, since they felt kind of forced. This chapter had once again zero action, since well, I wanted to create at least some foundation from which to work with.

Anyways, I decided to write 1-2 chapters/week. Whether it will be possible or not, we will see.

Any pointers, tips, criticism written in the review, or the Junior-workshop on the Shiro's server (or now he is Shori, don't ask me why he changed his name once again.)

Anyways, see you next time.