The Twitching Syndrome
Chapter 2: Black Boxers with White Hearts?

That was when Kakashi decided to make his entrance. Right where Sasuke was sitting. His sensei ran into him as he was sitting there pondering what happened when your brain spins and why his eye was twitching and maybe, maybe, the meaning of life. You never know. This surprised Sasuke so much, that, as they were toppling down from the red pillar-like thing, his jutsu came undone. His hair, now long and just like Itachi's, was let loose. Oh, how he hated Itachi, and so did Kakashi. So when Kakashi saw a "miniature Itachi" lying under him (Sounds. So. Wrong.), he immediately pulled out a kunai and put it to his neck. Sasuke cursed colorfully and spoke to his teacher, "Would you kill your own student, Kakashi-sensei?" At the sound of Sasuke's voice, his teacher relaxed his grip and got off his student (Sounds. So. Wrong.) Sasuke cursed his luck… how he cursed it. Damn luck. Why today of all days. The one day I was actually looking forward to. Wait… why was I looking forward to it? I wonder. Oh well. The point is, I was so looking forward today, and this is what I get. DAMN TWITCHING EYE. Sasuke was having an internal battle, alright. They all stared at him, seeing as he was still lying on the ground, glaring at the sky.

After staring at the sky for quite a while, he got up and dusted himself off. At least his teacher hadn't knocked him into- oh damn, he had. Now he was all dusty. He growled… and patted his butt, trying to get rid of the dust on it. Then he did the same to his back. And then, and only then, he remembered his hair, and quickly used Henge no Jutsu to fix it, forgetting that his eye was twitching. When he was done, he turned around and watched his teammates as they watched him. A staring contest ensued. Sasuke was always good at staring contests, therefore, he liked them. Simple logic. He ended up staring at them for a good 3 minutes, them giving out long before that. He then blinked once, twice, and realized that his eye was continuing to twitch. Damn. I forgot my eye was twitching. Then: Why do I only say damn? Why not fuck, or shit? Or any of the millions of obscenities that I know? Well… whatever. The other three stared at him, as he was obviously in his own little world.

They all continued walking, Sasuke lagging behind. They then heard a very loud "thunk". They turned around and gasped. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. Sasuke had run into a tree. They gaped like fish fresh out of the water. He lay there for a moment, before cursing out loud and getting to his feet. He was so out of it. And his eye was twitching. That was never a good sign.

The day dragged on slowly. Sasuke began to lose feeling in his left arm. Kakashi had noticed this and ordered him to go sit by the sidelines. He frowned and glared at the man, and reluctantly went to sit next to a tree. The other two just stared worriedly at him, before continuing with their training. This godforsaken world hates me. It hates me. It hates me so much… it's just…GRRR. He sighed and his thoughts continued. Why me? WHY ME GOD DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER—oh! It's all because of Orochimaru, isn't it? That bastard. That pedophilic God damn bloody bastard. You hate me because of that, don't you? Well, I hate you back, world! Oh… God… did I just… think that? His twitching doubled. No one noticed. Then, his right arm, the one that had previously been working began to twitch. Sasuke noticed. You really hate me, don't you? Damn. You really hate me… don't you? Then, Sasuke did the most unexpected thing ever. He cried. Everyone stopped and looked at him.

"Kakashi-sensei? I think there's something wrong with Sasuke…" Sakura trailed off. Naruto was staring, his eyes almost popping out of his head. Kakashi slowly nodded his head and sighed. "We'd better get him to a hospital…" he trailed off as suddenly, Sasuke had gone missing. Naruto cursed, Kakashi shook his head slowly, and Sakura smacked Naruto for his "use of obscenities" although he had only said "Fuck."

Sasuke had snuck off as soon as he had heard Kakashi say the word "hospital". Oh how he hated that word. He was now at home, lying on his bed. He was planning on getting some sleep, but he realized that they could drag him off to the hospital if he was asleep, so he sat there, alert and at the ready. Then he was seeing things. The world was spinning, there were black blobs everywhere and then it all stopped. He was in his room. He blinked. There standing in front of him wearing nothing but black boxers with white hearts on them was…


And there's part 2! With a MAJOR cliffhanger. Muahaha… 'cause I'm evil like that.