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Horrible Detentions and Gods of War
The girls and the boys were standing in the library looking at the mess they had created last night. They were all astounded that the teachers would make six eleven-year-olds clean such a big mess.
"This is child slavery. The teachers are being slave drivers to make us clean all this up," Sirius complained.
"Well, I don't know why we're here," Lily said pointing to Rhia, Rory and herself. "It was you guys that knocked the shelves over."
"We wouldn't of knocked them over if you hadn't scared us," Remus said.
"We wouldn't have had to scare you if Sirius hadn't suggested playing 'hide and go seek' last night," Rhia said.
"I wouldn't have had to suggest playing 'hide and go seek' if you girls hadn't hid inside during the squirting match," Sirius said folding his arms over his chest.
"We wouldn't have hid inside if Lily and James hadn't started the squirting match," Rhia said.
"We wouldn't have started the squirting match if you guys hadn't of fled from us," Lily replied.
"We wouldn't had have fled if you and James would learn to stop arguing," Remus said.
"We wouldn't have been arguing if Rory hadn't suggested going into the forest," James said.
"I wouldn't have had to suggest going into the forest if the rest of you had come up with something better to do," Rory said.
"We wouldn't have..." Sirius started to say but was interrupted by Professor McGonagall clearing her throat behind them.
"I hope we don't have a problem here," She said.
"No Professor. Just some friendly arguing," Rhia said.
"Miss Cammon, there is no such thing as friendly arguing. Now all of you get to work and I don't want to hear a sound. All right?"
"Yes, Professor," they chorused.
"Since you are the idiots who made this mess you can put the shelves back up while we pick up the books," Lily said.
"The book shelves are really heavy," Sirius complained.
"Are you a man or a pansy," Rhia said harshly.
"Ow! And the Harsh Award goes to Miss Rhia Cammon!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Well, I wouldn't have had to be harsh if it weren't for you stupid jerks that knocked over the dang bookshelf!" Rhia screamed.
"Miss Cammon lower your voice!" said a very angry Madame Hoone. "Now all of you get to work and stop this infernal bickering!"
When Madame Hoone turned around and left the library, Lily stuck her tongue out at her. Then she muttered, "Stupid old hag!"
"Did Lily, goody two shoes of our year, just call a teacher an old hag!" James cried astonished.
"Shut up! Let's just get to work,"
In 3 hours the job was done. The six of them were exhausted, but the job was done. They were all sitting on the comfy chairs by the fire, just being exhausted.
After a few moments of silence Sirius said, "I'm bored let's cause some mayhem!"
"You're one of those people who can't sit still for more than 10 minutes, aren't you Sirius?" Rory asked.
"Well, he's right. It's no fun just sitting around doing nothing," James said.
"Fine then you and Sirius can go and cause mayhem while we go cause mayhem in our dreams," Remus said.
Then the four of them got up and went up the stairs to their dorms.
"They are so party poopers," James said.
"Ya like they are so totally missing out on all the like cool like stuff like," Sirius said in a high pitched voice.
"Why are you being so girlie?"
"I'm bored, this is what happens when I'm bored!"
"Remind me not to let you get bored very often, because you are creeping me out!"
"Good, that was the original plan."
"To creep me out?"
"Yep!"
"Let's go do something before you blow up from lack of excitement,"
"Yay!"
James shook his head then started to go to the portrait hole. He and Sirius decided that they would find the caretaker, Filch and use James invisibility cloak to mess with his head.
They wandered around the castle for a while before they found him yelling at Peeves the Poltergeist. He told Peeves to stop pestering him and be like the rest of the Hogwarts ghosts.
Then he walked away and James and Sirius followed him under the invisibility cloak. They followed him for quite a while before he stopped on the 4th floor and just stood there looking at the wall.
The James got an idea and said in a moaning ghostly voice, "Who dares to walk my halls with their filthy dirty clothes."
"What are you doing?" Sirius whispered urgently.
"You wanted some excitement, so here it is," James whispered.
Sirius decided to join the fun, "Argus you must stop filthing up my hallway!" he moaned in a ghostly voice.
"Who's there," Filch whispered, his voice shaking.
James and Sirius snickered quietly and continued.
"You are not welcome! Leave before I force you to myself!" James said.
"I am Mars the God of War and if you don't leave I will smite you with power of the gods!" Sirius said.
"What are you going to do to me!" Filch exclaimed.
"I will do nothing if you leave and never come back! This is your last warning!" James moaned louder.
Filch screamed and ran away. James and Sirius were rolling on the ground laughing until their faces turned blue. After they were done with the hard laughing and were just mildly laughing, they decided to go have some more fun with Filch's mind.
They took the invisibility cloak off the ground, where it had been forgotten during the laughing, and started running around the castle searching for Filch. They found him in the Entrance Hall. He was standing there shifting his eyes looking left to right repeatedly. James and Sirius just looked at each other and smiled.
Then they ran up to Filch and their plan began.
"Filch hurry!" James said when he got close enough to him.
"Hurry, hurry! C'mon, c'mon!" Sirius said joining in and pulling on Filch's sleeve.
"What is the matter here boys?" Filch asked.
"There's a big mess on the fourth floor and you need to come and stop it!" James exclaimed.
"There is serious mayhem going on up there. You have to hurry!"
Filch looked terrified. He didn't want to go to the fourth floor just in case that Mars God came back to smite him because he didn't listen.
"Umm, boys this sounds more of a job for your head of house. You should go get her. Or maybe this concerns the Headmaster, but it doesn't need me. Go get Professor McGonagall and tell her the situation," Filch said. Then he walked away to his office.
James and Sirius burst out laughing for the second time in an hour. They slowly made there way back to the Gryffindor Common Room to find that it was completely empty. James looked at his watch and saw that it was dinner time. So the boys walked back down the stairs to the Great Hall still laughing.
When they entered the Great Hall, they found Remuis and the girls eating and chatting. They walked over to them and sat down.
"What are you laughing about?" Remus questioned.
They then went into full detail of what they did that afternoon. When there story was finished everyone was laughing.
"When he finds out you guys are going to be found in the dungeons hanging by your thumbs and screaming Bloody Mary," Lily said.
"If he finds out," James corrected.
"Who the heck is Mars the God of War?" Rory asked.
"I have no idea but I heard it somewhere and decided to use it," Sirius stated.
"Whatever you guys," Remus said.
"Too bad you didn't come Remus. It could have been marked down in Marauder History," James said.
"And be 'Hanging by my thumbs in the dungeons screaming Bloody Mary' as Lily so kindly put it. No thanks!" Remus said smirking.
They spent the rest of dinner stuffing their faces and thinking up ways that Filch would torture them when he found out.
A/N thank you for waiting so long for me to update. i just hope you haven't all just left my story. anyway like i said before I NEED PRANK IDEAS! now that i have that weight off my shoulders i beg u to review. please please please!
