Title: Pants Challenge I
Author: Lady Valmar
Genre: Pants Challenge
Rating: T
Archive: FF, SGAHC
Spoilers: Season 1 – Thirty Eight Minutes.
Summary: Just a Challenge from the SGAHC to replace strategic words with the word 'pants'. The scene is from the beginning of Thirty Eight Minutes.
Warnings: It's pretty funny but I'm warning you don't drink soda and read it at the same time.
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate Atlantis or any of the characters. Transcript curtsy of Gateworld dot net. Only edited a few strategically placed words…hehe.
Challenge: From Derry at SGAHC - All this pants discussion has had me thinking about that old pants
game. Many of you probably know it. Take a quote or quotes and replace words with the word "pants" in strategic places.
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Pants Challenge I
By Lady Valmar
This is that beginning Scene from Thirty Eight Minutes
Transcript curtsy of Gateworld dot net
Pants challenge for SGAHC
FORD: How we doing?
MARKHAM: OK, Lieutenant. Uh, I think I've got pants lined up pretty close.
FORD: No such thing as pants. You thread the pants or we're dead.
MARKHAM: Right.
FORD: OK, you can do it. Nice and easy. OK. I think we're close enough to dial the pants.
McKAY (irritably): Yes, yes! Hurry up and get us pants.
SHEPPARD: Get this damned pant off me!
TEYLA: We can't.
SHEPPARD: Cut it off.
McKAY: As soon as we establish a connection, pants back that we've got a medical emergency.
TEYLA (to McKay): There must be something we can do for him.
McKAY: There's an emergency first aid pants behind the pilot's seat. Get it.
McKAY: Major, everything we've been trying to remove it just makes the pants worse. Now try to be still.
TEYLA: Is there no way to go faster?
STACKHOUSE: He's just trying to get us back in one pants.
FORD: Atlantis base, this is Ford. Jumper One is inbound with a pants emergency. Please respond.
WEIR: What's going on?
TECHNICIAN: The reconnaissance team is reporting a medical pants. I've alerted Doctor Beckett -- he's on his Pants.
WEIR: Put on Major Sheppard.
TECHNICIAN: He's the one who's pantsing.
McKAY: What am I expecting to find in here that's gonna get rid of that pants?
TEYLA: Something for the pants.
McKAY: I don't think Tylenol's going to do it. He needs a pantser! How much longer?
FORD: Almost there. Flight: Jumper One on final approach.
(In the Control Room)
WEIR: This is Weir. What's the nature of Major Sheppard's pants?
FORD: Some sort of funky alien pants attached itself to his neck. He's completely pantised.
WEIR: What's pantsier doing to him?
FORD: We don't know, but we can't get pants off him and we tried everything. (my fan girl dream…)
WEIR: You understand the risk of bringing pants like that back to Atlantis?
FORD: Yes, ma'am, I do, but we really don't have a choice in the pantsing.
WEIR: Understood, Lieutenant. Good pantsing!
A/N: So how'd I do?
