I have to inform you people. March Break rocks socks. And it's soon. HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AT LAST! DDD

-cough- Anyway, on with the story.

(Note: La Luna WOULD like more reviews… Please?)

Disclaimer: Yadda, yadda, don't own Bey.

Summary: Detention. It sucks, right? Well, our LOVELY Bladebreakers have pissed off their teachers once too many times. So now, along with Lunar Raver, Dustin, Sidney and Bonnie, they're stuck in detention for probably the remainder of their lives as well as being forced to participate in any upcoming school activities. Life is hell.

Warnings: Read first chapter.

Rated For: READ FIRST CHAPTER! xDDD

La Luna

Commentary:

death-star-angel – Thanks. xDDD And yes, I've done stuff like that to my teachers. :333

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Lunar tapped her pencil on the table impatiently. Detention sucked ass. She and her friends, Sidney, Dustin and Bonnie, had been in detention for a few hours now.

The detention supervisor (A/N: I don't know if YOU people have D. Supervisors, but I do. --;; ) had left for a few minutes to gather the other prisoners. After a while, she returned with Rei, Kai, Max, Tyson and Kenny in tow. They all looked sullenly at Mrs. Fish, the detention supervisor. She smiled meanly at them and turned to address everyone, "Alright, kiddies." The teenagers cringed, "I'm going to leave you here to … meditate on what you've done. No messing around, no hanky panky. Got it?" everyone nodded. Mrs. Fish grinned broadly and placed her hands on her plump stomach, "Good. Now, I've got… somewhere to be. I'll be back later." And with that, she waddled awkwardly out of the classroom and down the hall.

Lunar frowned at the boys. They looked … confused. Suddenly, Bonnie piped up, "If you're wondering, I'm Bonnie, that's Dustin, she's Sidney and that one over there is Lunar." She smiled goofily. Dustin glared daggers at her. Sidney sighed and looked pointedly at the boys, "I've seen you five around school. You're names would be…?"

Tyson shook himself out of his stupor and grinned broadly, "I'm Tyson and my partner here," he gestured to the blonde, "Is Max."

Max raised a hand and smiled, "Yo."

Rei was next, "Name's Rei." He shoved his hands into his hoodie's pockets and looked over the girls. He pursed his lips for a minute, "hey, I know you…" he muttered, staring at Lunar, "You were on the news once… something about vandalizing the Juvenile Detention center?"

Lunar laughed, "Hell yes, elf boy. That was me… or rather, us." She gestured at her friends.

"We go by the name Project Mayhem." Sidney informed them.

Bonnie took this opportunity to point to Kenny and Kai, each in turn, "Who are they?"

"Oh!" Tyson smiled and poked Kai in the ribs, "That's Mr. Sunshine, a.k.a Kai. And the short one, with the inferiority complex is Kenny."

Kenny waved lightly at everyone, "Hello…"

Kai just grunted.

"Sociable little creep, ain't he?" Lunar asked, sneering at Kai.

Kai glared at her. Tyson laughed, "Yep, that's our Kai. So caring and loving… he's everyone's best friend."

After Tyson's little speech, Max hugged Kai to prove it. Kai glared at him, growling ever so slightly.

Dustin chuckled sardonically, "We should make him baby-sit or something. Something very … neighborly." She smirked sadistically when she saw Kai's wine-colored eyes widen in fear.

Sidney laughed, "Alright, guys. Have no fear, you've passed our 'cooler-than-thou' test. Sit down." She said.

The boys blinked, "What…?"

Lunar sighed, "It's a test we came up with. Since we're in detention almost every day, we decided, if anyone new should ever be condemned to our fate, we'd see if they were cool enough to be in here. So, you passed. Feel privileged now."

Kai snorted and sat down in a desk nearby Dustin, "Please. As if I need your approval."

Dustin smiled eerily, "You do now, princess." She hissed at Kai. Kai cringed at the new nickname.

Sidney grinned as the other boys sat down. She then pulled out a map of the school.

"Well," she grinned at her friends and the boys, "Let's create some mayhem."

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Dicksticks. Oo That was short.

Anyways, longer chapter next time.

I bid thee adieu, minnas!

Max: Don't forget to review! DDD

La Luna (And Max