Uh-oh. It's the … A/N OF DUME. ooo

Right, I'm sorry I was gone so long. ( Forgive me. Anyway, I'd like more reviews and ideas for chapters. Because I'm running out.

Max: On with the story?

ON WITH THE STORY!

PS: This chapter is sort-of based off an episode of Sausage Factory I watched… Actually, so is this fic. xDDD;;

Disclaimer: Yadda yadda, dun own shit. Except for Lunar, Axel, Dustin, Bonnie and Sidney.

Summary: Detention. It sucks, right? Well, our LOVELY Bladebreakers have pissed off their teachers once too many times. So now, along with Lunar Raver, Dustin, Sidney and Bonnie, they're stuck in detention for probably the remainder of their lives as well as being forced to participate in any upcoming school activities. Life is hell.

Warnings: Read first chapter.

Rated For: READ FIRST CHAPTER! xDDD

Commentary:

Baby Sweet: ;; Hehehehe, thanks. And I KNEW that. I was … just testing you, is all. xX;;

Death-star-angel: I know it was short. OO;; Oh and, neither can I. DDD

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Sidney spread the map out on the desk in front of her and everyone leaned in for a closer look. Dustin pointed to a room circled in red on the map, "This is where we are. The detention room." She explained. She then pointed to a room some distance away from where they were, "This is the kitchen, where we're going to be heading." She stopped and looked at Kai, "Have I lost you yet, princess?" she questioned with a saucy grin. Kai glared.

Lunar elbowed her way in. She pointed to the air duct system. "That's how we'll escape."

They all looked up to see a small air duct opening just above the chalkboard. Tyson looked worried, "We're gonna fit through that!" he asked skeptically. Bonnie shrugged, "We can. I don't know about YOU though…" she giggled a bit and poked Tyson in the side, "… Porker."

Tyson looked hurt, "I'm not fat! ... Am I?" he looked slightly sick now.

Lunar laughed, "Nice. We should get going now," she snatched the map from Sidney, rolled it up and stuffed it in the back pocket of her pants.

Dustin nodded and stood up. Followed by the other girls, she walked over to the chalkboard. Standing on Mrs. Fish's chair, she reached up to the air duct and removed the grating. She turned to the boys, "C'mon!"

Sidney roughly pushed past her and climbed into the dusty opening, followed by Lunar, then Bonnie and, finally, Dustin. Max was the first to react. He followed the girls into the duct, shortly followed by Kai, then Rei and Tyson, who fought over who should go first. Finally, Rei shoved Tyson roughly, sending him into the wall. With a malicious grin, he climbed into the duct. Tyson managed to shake himself free of the throbbing pain in the back of his head and followed his fellow prisoners.

Kenny was last and, after some struggling to get up to the actual duct, followed.

Sidney sneezed profusely, she hated her allergies. "Where to?" she called back when she reached the first junction. "Left!" Lunar replied. Sidney took her friend's advice and managed to wiggle her body to the left. Lucky she was skinny. Shortly after Sidney, Lunar wriggled around the corner, then Bonnie, Dustin, Max, Kai, Rei, Tyson and, finally, Kenny.

After a short while, Sidney and the others arrived at their destination. Pushing all her weight forward, she managed to dislodge the grating from its position guarding the opening. With a triumphant smirk, she jumped downwards and was shortly tailed by her companions.

Once out of the duct, Kai scanned their surroundings. "Well, that wasn't nearly as bad as I would have thought." He mused. "We know this school like the backs of our hands," Bonnie piped up, "Trust us on this one." She sauntered up to a nearby countertop and hopped up onto it, "What next?" she questioned her 'faithful' leader, Lunar. Lunar shoved her hands into the pockets and blew a strand of messy, chin-length blood red hair out of her baby blue eyes, "Raid the fridge's for whatever we can find. Duh, dumbass." As if to illustrate this idea, she spun masterfully on her heels and headed for the nearest fridge. Jerking it open, she scanned its contents, with an eager Tyson glancing over her shoulder. The others followed suit, two to a fridge. (A/N: So that means there are … four fridges. Oo;; I guess Kenny doesn't wanna raid fridges. D: Lame-o.)

"CAKE!" Tyson cried suddenly, effectively catching everyone's attention. With a dramatic flourish, he flounced out of the fridge, holding up a dinner plate of rich, chocolaty ice cream cake. Dustin grinned, "Way to go, Tyson!" she gave him an appreciative thumbs-up. Lunar backed out of the fridge slowly. "I'm hungry," she mumbled, giving Bonnie a dirty look. Bonnie yelped and ambled over to the utensil cabinet. After searching through innumerous drawers, she pulled out eight forks and smiled goofily. Sidney rolled her eyes, "Let's get on with it."

"Sure thing!" Rei agreed with a mischievous grin. Scooping up a handful of cake, he threw it at Kai, catching the two-tone haired Russian off-guard. Kai wiped his face with the heel of his hand and glared at the Asian neko-jinn, "You're in for it now!" he yelled, retaliating by grabbing a pie out of the fridge in back of him and tossing it at Rei. Rei dodged said pie, making sure it whacked Dustin square in the face.

"FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Max screamed and then scrambled for a bowl of chilled mashed potatoes. Said bowl, when it had left Max's grasp, went sailing through the air and landed on Lunar's head. She retaliated with a near-rancid bowl of week-old tune casserole, landing on Kenny's lap. He screeched, earning an amused chuckle from everyone else in the room. Food stuff after food stuff took flight, joined in by a chorus of insane laughter from the warring teens. After the fridges had been nearly emptied, the worn-out teens collapsed onto the floor.

"That … was fun…" Rei panted, brushing pieces of lettuce out of his long raven hair. Kai nodded sharply and shifted uncomfortably. Sidney looked at him curiously, "What's your deal?" she questioned. He frowned, "I've got tuna casserole in strange places." He murmured, earning another chorus of laughter from his companions. Max and Bonnie grinned giddily, "We should do that more often." They said in unison.

Lunar, who was sitting closest to the kitchen door, nodded wearily. Suddenly, something just outside caught her attention. "Holy shit! It's Mrs. Fish!" she said in a harried whisper. The teens scrambled to the door and opened it a crack. Tyson was the first, and only one to poke his head out. Sure enough, there stood Mrs. Fish, in all her robust glory, chatting up the janitor, Mr. Burns, who was looking more and more uncomfortable by the second.

"Well then," Mrs. Fish was saying whilst batting her eyes in a sickening way, "I'll see you later … Bernard…" she giggled, looking mildly insane, and turned to head back to her classroom. Mr. Burns' shoulders sagged and he gulped nervously. "Crazy lady if I ever saw one…" he hissed under his breath and wiped his bald head with a greasy-looking handkerchief.

Tyson backed up and faced his companions, "Mrs. Fish is heading back to the detention room! Now!" he breathed in a rush. Lunar was the first one to reach the air duct after that, and Kai and the others were on her heels. The last one to climb in, Max, grabbed the grating and re-fitted it onto its hinges. The trip back, however, wasn't nearly as quick as they'd hoped. For starters, Dustin's shirt had caught on a nail and it'd taken Tyson, Max, Rei AND Kai just to free her. Then, Rei had lost the map, earning him a good ragging-on from Kai and it'd taken them a while to decide on which direction to take. Finally, flushed and panting, they arrived at the detention room. Luckily, before Mrs. Fish had.

Lunar wriggled out of the duct, landing with a muffled thud onto the tiled floor below. She grumbled a few … 'colorful' words under her breath (A/N: Something along the lines of "Fucking shit. The fucking floor is out to fucking kill me, I shit you not." ;;) and crawled out of the way so the others could climb down. Just as Max was exiting the duct, the doorknob creaked and twisted. Overcome by panic, Max literally dropped out of the duct and scrambled wildly for his seat.

The door flew open and in ambled Mrs. Fish, a dreamy look on her face. "Well, kiddies," the teenagers cringed once again, "It seems your all good brats. I take it nothing when on…?" she rose a brown, fuzzy eyebrow. The teenagers, in unison, shook their heads. To dazed to be suspicious, the supervisor merely smiled, "Good." And waddled out of the room again.

Once she'd gone, Kai smirked smugly at Lunar. Lunar returned the smirk with a grin that'd rival Max's.

"Teachers are soooo stupid."

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Well, I hope you enjoyed that! It took me a while. DDDD: Oh, and beware the random A/Ns I threw in there. xDDD;;

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-La Luna (And Rei)