Thaks a lot for reviewing guys! Here's the 2nd chapter...


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He led him to his kitchen where he turned on the lights and poured both of them some coffee.

Setting the cups in front of both of them and taking a seat across from Sasuke, he asked in a playful voice, "Missed me?"

"You wish," he replied taking a sip of his coffee.

"Does anyone else know you've arrived?" he asked turning serious this time while taking a sip himself.

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Don't feel much like skipping around the whole town shouting 'I've returned' to everybody."

"Stupid bastard."

"Loud-mouthed dobe."

"How'd your mission go?"

"Hn. I finally managed to kill both Orochimaru and Itachi," he replied in a simple voice as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"Really? That's good to hear."

"How's everybody?"

"We're all fine. Ino and Shikamaru are together, so are Neji and Tenten and me and Hinata-chan."

Sasuke was nodding while drinking his coffee until Naruto mentioned the last part, which made him choke on his drink.

"What? Don't believe me?"

"Not a bit."

"Your problem, then. At least I have a girlfriend. Unlike you."

He's right you know.

Who the heck are you?

I'm your inner self.

Since when did I have one?

Ever since you've hit puberty.

But… that was like, a year ago.

That's because I respond to your hormones. Don't tell me your hormones went wild when Orochimaru or Kabutowas nearby. Eww… don't tell me you're gay! OMFG! My outer self's gay!

Shut up! I am not. And I don't need you. So why don't you go away?

Can't and I don't want to.

Go away or else…

Or else what?

Just go away.

No.

Fine, then. Switching on ignore-the-stinkin'-inner-self mode.

Whatever. But I'll be back.

Oohhh… I'm so scared.

Hn.

Naruto, seeing that Sasuke was acting weirdly, was having a battle with his own inner self.

What's wrong with him?

Eh, must be puberty. Either that or he's constipated.

You again! I thought I sent you away.

Nah, I was just on vacation with Hinata-chan's inner self.

Really? Where?

None of your bees wax.

As your outer self, I command you to tell me.

And as your inner self, I don't want to tell you.

Fine. Why don't you go away on vacation again to wherever-that-place-is?

I could, but I missed bugging you.

Shut up.

You first.

Go brush your teeth.

I will, when pigs fly.

Ino flies?

"Hey, Sasuke! You alright? You look constipated."

"Shut up," he said as he gave Naruto a bonk on the head.

"Itai…"

"So…uh…h-how's Sakura?" he asked embarrassingly after regaining his composure.

"Oh she's…" he started to say, but after he figured out why he suddenly asked about her, a mischievous grin appeared on Naruto's face as he decided to play with his companion.

"She's doing fine with her boyfriend."

Sasuke suddenly looked up at Naruto whose expression changed to a rather lazy face to make his lie more believing.

"Oh yeah. She and Lee are doing great."

"Nani! Her and that fuzzy-eyebrowfreak in a lame green spandex with big freaky eyes? She's going out with him? Of all the people in this damn village, it has to be him? Where is he? I'm gonna tie him to a tree, chop down that tree and throw it to the other end of the world. But not before I beat him to a bloody pulp, let him sleep in a den of hungry lions, tie him to a mad bull, shave off his eyebrows and stuff him inside a box while I throw shurinkens at it. Then I'll use him as my target for target practice, push him off a cliff that's 1000 feet high and bury him in a hole that's 1000 feet deep placing him in hell! (A/N: Sorry for all you Lee fans out there! I was sort of in the moment. Lol... XD)

While he said this, fire was blazing in his eyes as Naruto tried to hold his laughter. He was clutching his stomach because it hurt so much, and muffled laughter came out from his mouth.

Sasuke noticed this and turned to him.

"What?" he asked in a deadly voice.

"Calm down. Jealous are we? I'm just joking, she's got lots of fan boys trailing after her all the time, and to tell you the truth, they're less bastardly than you. But she's still single."

"Really?" he asked calming down.

"Yup."

"In that case…"

He stepped nearer to Naruto while he had an evil smile plastered on his face. There was an evil glint in his eyes meaning Naruto was in a lot of trouble.

Noticing this, Naruto backed away from Sasuke while he was sweating from head to toe.

"Hey, Sasuke! Don't be too rash. I was just joking. Sakura isn't going out with anybody, I swear! Gomen!"

Naruto backed away until his back hit the wall. Sasuke was getting nearer and nearer until he stopped a few inches away fro Naruto. He closed his eyes and shielded himself expecting the worse only to find Sasuke smirking down at him.

"I won't do to you what I was planning to do to that fuzzy-eyebrow freak because I need you to do me a favor."


What do you think the favor's gonna be? Please R&R! Tell me what you think, k? Thanks!

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