I am sad. T.T Yesh, I know, the great tomb robber king of thieves Bakura is sad? Yes. Why must you think my ramblings are funny? THEY ARE HERE TO TORTURE YOU, damnit! Mortals these days have SUCH a WEIRD sense of humor. Then again, you people are weirder than me, and that's saying something, coming from the guy who kills people for fun, claims to be the darkness, cannot be destroyed, has a maniacal laugher, has a blood fetish... wait, am I insulting myself? -thinks- NAH. Good for you if you even have ONE of the traits that I mentioned. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. See, there's my famous maniacal laugher. If you don't possess ANY of the traits... erm... you're... normal. AND THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING! I was normal once, and I didn't like it! Hey look, there's a poster with a purple sheep on it that saying just what I said! ...wait, sheep! Come back here RIGHT NOW! DON'T STEAL MY PHRASES!

Do you think I'm getting off topic? Hm. What was I talking about in the first place anyway, oh well, doesn't matter...

And one of you DARED to ask me a question! FOOLISH MORTAL. Oh well, never mind. I'm in a good mood today (killed the Pharaoh 100 times today, but he's a fucking spirit so he can't be killed, but I killed his BODY 100 times today, so that made me happy) so I'll answer you question: Would I 'do' Ryou if he was a girl? Erm -shifty eyes- First of all, if he was a girl then he can't be my recarnation, and so he wouldn't be Ryou, therefore I would never know him and we'll probably live a bajillion miles apart from each other. And if by some weirdish magic we DO meet, well, let me put it this way: DO YOU THINK I'M NOT USED TO GIRLS TRYING TO HIT ON ME? Exactly. So no, I still wouldn't do him. Bwaha.

What? No, Ryou, no no no no, I'm not a fanfiction dot net... nope, not at all, see the blank screen? Yup, just turn around and leave now... thank you. GAH Ryou have a prejeduice against ff.n for some strange reason. O.o I really don't get it. Oh, and the blasted Pharaoh came over here today to... congradulate me. Apparently HE has a ff.n account too... O.O No I will not tell you what the username is. But anyway, he was getting tired of all the darkshipping stories too... OH. MY. RA. I just realized... the Pharaoh and I agreed on something! The world is going to end! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Erm... -shifty eyes- Anyway...



-- Bakura X Tea - vexshipping --

Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 0
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 6
Analyzation:

Nooo! I'd rather DIE than be paired up with THIS FREAK! I hate this pairing ALMOST as much as I hate darkshipping... and that's saying A LOT! Honestly, friendship? Happiness? Pink? BLECK! WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE MY HATRED! ...I know that was a little dramatic, shut up... IF TEA COULD JUST LIKE... DISSAPPEAR, THEN I'D BOW TO THE PHARAOH! ...wait, I take that back, if Tea AND the Pharaoh would just die, I'd bow to the Pharaoh's dead body, only IF he was the one that either 'accidentally' or purposely killed her.

-- Bakura X Mai - conceitshipping --
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 0.2
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 6
Analyzation:
First, I have a question: Where the fuck do you mortals get these shipping names? I mean, come on, there's at least 520 shippings that I know of (and yes, ALL ygo) and they ALL have a frigging NAME! And no, I am NOT avoiding the topic! Mai is a slutty blonde that is OBVIOUSLY head-ova-heels with a certain OTHER blonde who is obviously head-ova-heels with a cetain CEO! Gosh! Along with many other pairings, I've never even TALKED TO HER! ..crazy fools who make up the pairing names... -mutters darkly-

-- Bakura X Isis - exoticshipping --

Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 1.1
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 6
Analyzation:

Another character I haven't even talked to? She didn't mention me one single time except for that one part where she was at the museum and sensed my evil spirit coming. But the topic was on me for only about 3 seconds before she went back to talking about the greatness of the Pharaoh and destiny... and fate... and all those other things. I'll admit she's rather pretty, BUT she was the Priestess back then! SO that would mean she comes from a royal family, AND- well, you know the rest of my speech. Besides, any old fool could see that she has an intrest in SETO KAIBA... aka Priest Seto/Seth. Besides the fact that she's Malik's sister, I don't give a damn about her.

-- Bakura X Amane - lateshipping --
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 0.5
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 6
Analyzation:
Um. She's dead... and she's Ryou's sister. Ryou doesn't talk about her often... 'cause whenever he does, he takes HOURS and I mean literally HOURS to regain his composure. But from what I managed to hear besides sniffles and bawls, Amane was a tough punkish girl. I mean, she was like only SEVEN when she died and she was able to knock the living lights out of 15 year olds. Scary... and NO THANK YOU... and I REFUSE to become a cradle robber...

-- Bakura X Mana - philtreshipping --
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 0.4
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 6
Analyzation:
I'm getting REALLY tired of these silly pairings... let's see... she absolutely LOVED the guy I KILLED... does Mahaado ring a bell? Yeah, that guy who became the Black Magician... and this pairing's name is wierd TOO. What does philtre mean anyway... Oh, it means a love potion? -silence- And exactly HOW do you happen to know RYOU? Whatever, still a REALLY silly name. Oh, and I still refuse to become a cradle robber.

-- Bakura X Serenity - screamshipping --
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 1.1
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 7
Analyzation:
Talked to her? No. Pretty? No. Smart? No. Naive? Yes. Clingy? Yes. Friendshippy? Yes. Stupid pairing? YESSSS! Need I say any more? Nope. That girl just fucking pisses ME OFF! Damnit! -shakes with anger- TOO NAIVE! Almost as naive as YUGI! And that's saying something! And I SWEAR she's the recarnation of Kisara, who was OBVIOUSLY in loooove with Priest Seto. gah. Gah. GAH. GAH!



How's THAT for a chapter/entry/update/whatever? Next time I'll post rare pairings, probably yaoi... unless they suddenly create a bunch of new female characters. O.o Which, hopefully is NOT going to happen.

And no, I STILL don't think anyone's worthy of me. Bwahahaha.

AND if fanfiction deletes this, I shall put it on my site! -sticks tongue out at ff.n- You can't get rid of ME! I'm immortal! Well, me AND my rantings AND stories.