Umm... sorry for the lack of updates, I guess? Welll anyway, in my last installment I said I was going to rant about the otherwise rare pairings, but then I changed my mind, because I'm magical like that. So I decided to rant about the different types of fangirls/fanboys. And though that idea stuck and I already finished more than seventy-five percent of it, I got bored. Haha, yes I'm a frustrating person to work with. And then (screw English teacher and her little 'don't start sentences with and' 'don't start sentences with the same things over and over' yeah okay little side rant there... carry on, uh, myself) I got swamped with otherwise -cough-ohsoimportant-cough- stuff that I stopped coming on to FF.N at all.
But now it's summer! Ha! Summer makes me very hyper and it also reverses my sleeping pattern? So what if I go to bed at six in the morning? Gosh. Leave me alone. Uh.. wait a sec, I just forgot what my ranting topic today was... OH YEAH.. haha.. too much root beer. Or was it root beer? Hm? I'll let you decide.
Well anyway, today I'll focus on other people besides myself. (like OH MI GEE alert the media! Bakura is not focusing all the attention on him for once!) Yeah, get over yourselves already. I'm only doing this because, well, there are some rediculous pairings that you just can't ignore! Argg!
-- Yugi X Yami -- puzzleshipping
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 5
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 9
Analyzation:
Quick, GAG ME! My eyes! They burn! YES I know this is a very obvious relationship. YES I know many people support it. YES this couple DOES look cute ...but for me, the almighty thief of doom, this is NOTHING short of a living nightmare. One spikey head is enough, but TWO? ...going back to my request, gag me? Pleaaase?
-- Yami X Isis-- Avishipping
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 2
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 7
Analyzation:
One word: no... Yeah I get the whole "king and queen royal look." But come on? This coupling would be waaaay to serious to um, ignite a spark. Besides, I'm sure the ancient scriptures (insert eyeroll) must mention something about 'thou shall not commence intimacy with the Pharaoh or those related to thereof...' Huh? What'd you mean I made that up? How dare you question me, foolish mortal? What's with the name for this pairing? Avishipping? What's an avi? ...you know, I could make a whole rant from the shipping names alone.
Commercial break.. well, not really, but you get the point.. don't you? -evil glare- Yes you do dangit! Yeah okay anyway, the purpose for this break is that I just realized I haven't cussed in this chapter yet. UGHHH. Ryou just sucks the life right outta you, I SWEAR! So anyway to make up for the lack of cussing: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK? There that makes me feel better. And now fuck doesn't even sound like a word... well anyway, on continues the damned story/ranting/pie/thing!
-- Seto X Mai-- Arrogantshipping
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 3
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 7
Analyzation:
Haha.. I have no comments really on this pair but I just wanted to point out the name of it. "Arrogantshipping!" THIS IS ONE OF THE VERY FEW PAIRNG NAMES THAT MAKE SENSE! Lyk, ik, OH MY FUCKING RA! Well, it's not exactly a name you'd be proud of but it speaks the truth! It speaks the TRUTHHHH. (why doesn't truth have an 's' in it?)
-- Bakura X Dark Malik-- Psychoshipping
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 3
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 9.9
Analyzation:
I'm sorry! But the lack of none-bakura-attentioness was REALLY starting to get on my nerves. But anywhoo... Me and the result of Malik's alter-ego syndrome? Well... -shifty eyes- when you put it that way, it's not so appealing. Buut... if you can ignore the stretchy face and the ULTIMATE hair that beats even Yami's, Dark Malik is quite a fucking hot person. ...What? Just because I said I hate Malik and all of his tomb keeper lineness doesn't mean I don't think he's not hot? Gosh. Ya know, Yami hates me but I still catch him checking me out from time to time... YES THAT DOES FREAK ME OUT VERY VERY BADLY but... I'm just proving my point... Hmm, either that or I'm just a really hot person! Which I am, of course.
-- Touzoku-ou Bakura X Mahado-- Ringshipping
Likely to come true on a scale of 1 - 10: 1
Corruption of mind on a scale of 1 - 10: 7
Analyzation:
Uh, can a three year old spell NO? Ickyy... AHH... I would SO not imagine EVER being with Mahado in my past life. WHY SHOULD ALL OF MY HOTTNESS BE WASTED ON A CHEAP MAGICIAN? ...I don't like that guy. PERIOD. And that's a very firm period, mind you.
I'm done ranting now... cause this is a cold basement with no heating and it's three in the morning and my fingers are cold and I'm starving and craving ramen... and sometimes I really wish someone for once to just tell me to shut up BUT my point is... I'm done ranting... I'm starving.. I MUST have ramen T.T if I die, IT'S YOUR FAULT um, WHOEVER'S READING THIS! ...oh wait, I can't die.. haha I forgot but I STILL NEED RAMEN very very badly!
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...I am SO not myself today...
