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As Lily was tiding up, a sharp peck was heard from the window.She looked over to it and saw Hedwig.It was about time!It was Sunday already and Harry hadnt written yet.She walked over to the window and opened it, calling James at the same time.
James came runnig upstairs, and saw Hedwig hand Lily a letter and then go rest on top of the cabnet.
"Is it from Harry?"James asked.
"Yep.Lets open it"
As they read the letter, a smile and scowl mix was on Lilys face, while James was full-out grinning.
"You know, this eminity between Harry and this Malfoy charachter is quite familiar?"Lily said, glancing at her husband, who was obviously thinking along the same lines.
"Really, you would think you and Snape were back at school."Lily said to James, who looked mock affronted.
"Who me?Personaly, I cant belive he got 3 detenions already.My record is 4 in 5 days."James said.
"Well,then he beat you already,"Sirius said,"that Umbridge git gave Harry one everyday for two weeks in his fifth year.And for once, he didnt even diserve them.All he did was tell the truth about Voldemort, and she worked for the Ministry, and the Ministry wanted to cover it up."He added as Lily looked dissapointed.
"Hey, I just said that was my first year record.My sixth year record was 1 a day, including weekends for a month.Even I wouldnt like it if he got that much."James said.
"You can talk to him if you want."Sirius said.
"Um, Sirius, if you havent realised, he is at Hogwarts."Lily said.
"So?"Sirius replied
"You didnt?"James said
"I did"
"Mind telling me just what you did?"Lily asked.
"Well you see, whenevr James and I were in detention in seperate places, we used a Two-Way Mirror to talk.Last year, I gave Harry one of them.I have the other.You can talk to him whenever you want.I wouldnt sugest it during class hours though."Sirus explained.
"Where is it Sirius?"James asked
"Right here."he said as he handed the mirror to James.
"We shouldnt do it now.He will be in the Great Hall for Breakfast"
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The students in the Great Hall looked at person who arrived late for breakfast.They looked at him because it was unusual for teachers to be late.Professor Snape was barely recognizable through his wizards hat, thick black gloves,and his head bowed low.When he entered, Harry quikly looked down at his toast.Ron and Hermione did too.He went up to the Head Table and when Dumbledore asked him what was wrong, he mumbled"Nothing"
But then the owls decided to drop in.One of them swooped too low and whisked off Snapes hat.
All comotion in the Hall stopped.Even the owls stopped.Now when you looked at Snape, you wouldnt belive your eyes.
His face was tinted a nice salmon pink.His lips were pink.But it was his hair that atracted everyones attention.It had turned a bright, shinnig, hot, pink.
There was a few seconds of silence and then BAAMMM!Someone could be demolishing a building and it wouldnt match the roars of laughter that came from the Gryfindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw tables.Gryfindors mostly though.Snape looked the most dangerous anyone had ever seen him, as Pansy Parkinson handed him his hat.By the end of breakfast, people were still wiping tears out of theyre eyes.
The night before, Harry,Ron and Hermione, who couldnt resist being in on this, stole into his room under the Invisibility Cloak and put a charm on Snapes Hair grease.It worked better than imagined.They didnt expect him to use so much.As a result, his face turned salmon pink.Harry couldnt wait to tell his father.The trio also had a good idea as to why he was wearing gloves.The first thing to touch the grease was his hands.They would find out during Potions, which he had this morning.You cant wear gloves during Potions.
There was one other precaution Harry took.After performing the charm, he did the spell that they had been practicing in transfiguration.That would render his wand impervius to that spell that can tell what someones wand did last.If Snape insisted on doing it,he would be safe.
Unfortunately, Snape had obviusly gone to Madam Pomfrey after breakfast, and was no longer pink.Some Grifindors couldnt resist snigering when he came into class.Of course, he was in a bad mood, so everyone who snigered, which was about 9 people, lost ten pionts each.
While Harry was in the empty common room,he felt something vibrate in his pocket.He took out the two way mirror and looked in it, only to see his father looking back.
"Dad?'Harry said questioningly
"Hey this thing still works!"James replied
"What are you doing Dad?How did you know that I had the mirror?"Harry asked
"Sirius told me.So have you tried the other colour charm yet?"James asked Harry grinned.
"Oh yeah.We put it in his hair grease last night.We didnt really expect him to use so much,so it didnt only turn his hair pink, but his face turned a nice salmon."
He had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
Harry explained the rest of his day to his father.Then his mother pushed her way in and asked him if he got into any more trouble.He simply said,"If I dont get caught,I cant get in trouble now, can I?Oh yeah I just got a good idea.The quidtitch season is coming up.You guys could watch me through this!"
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