Ron had done research. And research. And more research.
And hey, even a little more.
And finally, after what seemed like a million years, Ron found this old English-to-Latin dictionary. It looked ancient; cobwebs and dust inhabited the pages and tiny spiders ran across the definitions.
Finally Ron translated bipatens limus.
"Open eyes?"
What the bloody—
Okay, you've exceeded the swearing limit for today.
What the—
Well, maybe not yours, but at least Mom's.
Whatever. Anyway, what the heck is "open eyes?"
Obviously something Hermione was researching.
NO. Anyway, now that we've established that COMPLETELY OBVIOUS fact, let's see what it is.
Ack.
What?
I haven't started that History of Magic essay due today after lunch! Dam—
Ah ah ah!
I mean…darn it…
Sure you did. And I'm Great Aunt Murel.
Ew, you are? Get away from me! Don't you dare pinch my cheeks!
I was being sarcastic.
And I was too.
Oh. Anyway, are you going to a., do the essay, or b. try and save Hermione's life?
How do you know that this could save her life?
Well, take action against "the gloved hand of Evil."
Um…I know! I'll ask Harry o do it!
What, your essay?
No, look it up during lunch! And I'll do my essay! I won't be able to finish it, but I'll have something at least…
Yeah!
Okay, Ron the Brave is back in action!
Idiot. Hey, I thought you were skipping classes today? Didn't McGonagall give you permission?
Yeah, but I'll still need to turn it in tomorrow and I have Quidditch practice during lunch.
During lunch?
Yeah. We really need the practice. Just trust me on this.
Oh, I don't need to trust you. I've seen how much you suck.
Thanks.
Anytime. So let me get this straight: during lunch today, Harry will research bipatens limus while I work on the essay I have to give Boring Binns.
Yup.
Okay. So where's Harry right now?
Visiting Hermione.
Okay, let's go!
Just a thought, but how long do you think it'll be before I get to ride off into the sunset?
Okay, so first you're an action hero, then you're a genius, and now you're a COWBOY?
Yeah, basically.
(A/N: Okay, so just to let you guys know, or whoever's reading this stuff, I researched bipatens limus and it does mean open eyes. You'll see later on…well, hopefully…Please review! And if you have any ideas, I'd LOVE to hear them! Like for Ron when he's talking with himself, blah blah blah…)
