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It was the last DA meeting before Valentines Day.They were progressing very fast.They were about to start Patronus's, when everybody insited that they needed to see Harrys patronus before they could try one again.Even Ron and Hermione sidded with the members.So Harry complied.As everybody stood around, and watched Harrys Patronus gallop around the classroom, Dumbledore interupted.

"Professor Dumbledore!"Harry siad in greeting, dismissing his Patronus.

"Hello Harry.I am just here to advise that you all get to bed early.I have heard that some of the teachers are planning to wake the 5th years up early to help deliver Valentines. Goodnight." Dumbledore said while turning to leave.

Several people were stunned.Not only was Dumbledore calling Harry by his first name, Valentines were going out.

"Well, you heard him.We will continue this next time.Ron and Hermione, could you stay here please?I have an idea."Harry said,getting suspisius looks from the members.

"So Harry, what are we going to do?"Ron asked.

They started nodding as Harry told them his plan.

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "So Harry, I do hope your planning something for today?"Sirius asked.

"You bet."Harry explained to him his plan.

"Oh I cant wait to see the look on his face!"Sirius said.

"Me niether.By the way Sirius, where are mum and dad?"Harry asked.He had not seen them since the last time he talked to them.

"Err...well you see, this is the first Valentines Day they've had in a while...so theyre spending the day together."Sirius said.

"O.K.I will tell him about it later today.I got to go.Bye."

Harry deactivated the mirror and put it in his pocket as Ron came to get him for the feast.

When they walked into the great hall, Snape was missing.So was Malfoy.After someone went to fetch them, they came back in a fit of giggles.You see, Snape had walked into the hall,his cloak and hood on, none of his other cloathes wisible.Malfoy walked in in the same fashion.For a second,the trio thought it had been pointless.Then, praise to the owls.A large group came in, Hedwig included, and 'accidentaly' knoked off their hoods.Three of four tables in the hall let out a large explosion of laughter.It would seem as if "someone"(nobody look at Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had put a jnyx on the two people.Their hair had turned bright pink with several red hearts on it.It looked like a pattern of a toddler girls dress.The colour of their cheeks matched their hair as they sat down.

"Severus, would you please take off your cloak for Professor Dumbledores speech?"McGonnagle asked overly nicely.

Snape glared at McGonnagle, who was smiling pleasantly.He took off his cloak and sat down and hunched over his plate.

However, it didnt hide the fact that his robes were pink.That is, with hearts on them.
The sound of 10 tons of dynamite going off could not match the sound of the laughter that rouared in the Great Hall.It seems Malfoy was in the exact same predicament because someone from a table beside them had yanked off his cloak.Harry was being patted on the back from all his friends and some people he didnt even know.Howver, Malfoy saw this.Snape probably did too, but he had no proof, so he couldnt act on it.

(YAY!I am so sorry I havent updated in so long.Oh yeah, and if you think the chapter ends here, you fell into my trap.I love my jokes!I am not so cruel that I would leave you here.Dont forget to R&R!)

Unfortunately, they had potions next.Since Harry wanted to be an auror, he had to have potions.Much to his dislike.But it wasnt all bad.It gave him a chance to put a spell on Snape.

By the end of class, all Snape could do was take 20 points from Griffindor, because he still had no proof.He could only do it because Harry had been at the seen of the crime.Harry had jyxned his hair(witch he nor Madam Pomfrey had been able to reverse) so that the hearts on it would float up once and a while and float around his head.Then it would dissapeer with a loud pop, and a larger one would take its place on his head.

At theyre last class of the day,charms, Flitwick gave Harry a congradulatory comment on his way out of class.

Harry, Ron and Hermione were relaxing by the beach tree, talking about the pranks.

"Potter, you are going to pay for this!"

Harry turned around.He didnt know why Malfoy would pick a fight here, the grounds were full today.There would be witnesses.

"I am sorry, Malfoy I didnt know I bought something today."Harry said calmly.

He ducked just in time.Malfoy had shot a spell at him.It hit the tree behind him and the tree turned yellow.He wiped out his own wand.So did Ron,Hermione and the other 20 DA members around him.

Malfoy looked around him and realized he was outnumbered.

"Whats the matter Potter?Too afraid to take me on without your little friends?"He sneered

"I am not!"He replied, as he waved off the DA.

"Harry you sure-"

"Oh come on Ron, you would think you guys didnt have any confidence in me.I can take this git easily."Harry replied.

"Stupify!"

"Difendium!Inpedimenta!"

Malfoy dodged.This went on for a few minutes, and then Harry got an idea.

"Hairius Growieus!"(Sorry couldnt think of a different name)

Malfoys pink hair grew.And grew.And grew.Soon he couldnt see.

"Petrificus Totalus!"

Malfoy had lost.That was obvious from the cheers that came from the DA.Unforunately, Snape showed up.

"Potter, what do you think your doing?Detension and 50 points from Griffindor.See Mr.Filch tonight at 9:00.The rest of you, 10 points from your houses for each of you.And someone unjynx Mr Malfoy!"

That night while Harry was in detention, Ron was reporting to Sirius.

"...so he came over and chalenged Harry!Can you belive it!"

"And I take it Harry excepted?"Sirius said.

"Of course!Then when he accepted, so did the rest of the DA.Including Harry, there were 23 of us.Malfoy must have realized he was outnumbered, because then he started taunting him on some far-fetched story that Harry was to affraid to take him on alone.So he got angry and waved us off."Ron said.

"Thats not surprising.A similar thing happened to James.So where is he?Not in the Hospital Wing I hope."Sirius said.

"Harry lose?Are you crazy?He is in detension.Snape cought us."Ron said.

"Snape eh?I am sure James would love a reason that Lily would except to jynx him.I will tell him tomorrow.Uh-oh.Kreachers trying to sneak stuff out agian.Say hi to Harry for me."

"Will do."Ron said as he deactivated the mirror.

Yay! Ok this really is the end of the chapter.Again, I am so sorry for not updating!Please R&R!