"So let me get this straight Diana came onto you? And Scully walked it?" Doggett asked.
"Yes, I was sitting watching TV Frohike had gone upstairs to ring everybody and she saw the handle turning and came onto me." He said.
"How did she know it would be Scully?"
"Well she obviously knew it would be one of us and we'd tell Scully. She was just lucky and I am extremely unlucky."
"Luck this little chickadee has been trying to break you two up since day one she knows that."
"Well she does but she won't speak to me." Monica came in at this point looking angrily at Mulder.
"What the hell have you done you jackass?" She shouted at Mulder.
"Baby calm down he's just explained." Doggett said with his hands on her shoulders.
"Well he hasn't to me?"
"Diana came onto me when she saw the handle go she knew it would be one of you guys and you'd tell Scully or it'd be Scully." He shouted upset.
"Truthfully don't lie to me Fox?" he knew he was in trouble she always called him Fox when he was.
"I promise." He said putting his hands through his hair.
"You better go and explain she's at my place now."
"She won't speak to me." He said with his head down.
"I'll come with you." She did. They went to her house Mulder practically ran. Scully sat down still crying with a tissue.
"Dana." He ran to her.
"Mulder I don't want to see you right now."
"Look Scully listen to him." Monica said.
"She came onto me when she saw the handle go; she knew it would be one of you guys."
"Are you telling the truth?" She asked.
"Yes."
"Did you kiss her back?"
"Of course not." He looked at her and half smiled. So did she.
The next day Scully was going to get revenge if it was the last thing she ever did. In Chemistry they sat together as usual it was just the both of them but Diana was in that class. She walked over deliberately.
"Hi Fox last night was so much fun." She said right in front of Scully.
"Oh yeah Mulder?" She asked.
"No it wasn't you kiss like a man and you're whore I wouldn't touch you if you were the last woman alive."
Scully smiled. He'd told her that so it was obviously true. Diana looked shocked and stormed off. Scully sat down and made something.
"Scully what are you doing?" He asked her as she made a strange concoction.
"You'll see." She used and very low concentrated hydrochloric acid and baking soda. Not too much baking soda as she knew it would neutralise it. She shook up the substance and put it in Diana's experiment when she wasn't looking. She heated it up and as she did the substance bubbled up and poured onto Diana who had her hair down and a nice top on. It penetrated the bottom of the top and dried her hair dangling down out so it burnt it.
"Oh my god." She shouted. Scully laughed and so did Mulder.
"Scully remind me never to piss you off." He said and kissed his girlfriend in front of Diana. The best bit was the fact Diana got into trouble for not using chemicals properly.
It was lunchtime Scully explained what had happened and the gang fell about laughing. She walked past her top was shorter and mainly burnt off it was past her belly button she scowled at Scully and everybody laughed harder.
"Good job I'm counting on being a scientist." Scully said.
It was 4pm everyone had finished school except the gunmen who were using the schools anti detection chips to get into databases. They were caught by Spender he puffed a cigarette and spoke again slowly.
"Aw boys when are you going to learn not to delve into things that don't concern you." Spender pulled the print outs off the printer that the gunmen had retrieved the information they so badly needed. He put them on a desk and dropped a cigarette onto them. They lit perfectly because of the fresh ink.
"Next time I'll make sure you three go up in smoke am I understood?"
"You can kiss my ass Spender." Byers said. They walked out.
It was the week before the senior prom Mulder had finally asked Scully and agreed to go and the girls had their dresses but first they needed to find out about the sea creature more than anything and they were going to.
The next day at lunch time Mulder had found something.
"This sea creature isn't a sea creature." He said looking shocked.
"What it was found on a navy ship with what looked like black oil and it was reported as a sea creature but it wasn't it was apparently a bounty hunting alien."
"What Mulder?" Scully asked looking at him like he was crazy.
"Read this?" Mulder showed her the print out.
"One of your online conspiracy freaks Mulder?" Scully asked with her eyebrow raised.
