Hello every one I am back. Wow it's been a long time since i've updated anything. And i am really, really sorry. School and stuff seem to rule my life, not me. Well here is the Second Chapter to Kharl's Office. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Knights or any of the charcter that appear in this fic unless they do not show in another manga or anime.


Sayuri's idea was indeed sinister. It was perfect. It was well planned and it was just Kharl needed. "Eggs. You're going to need a lot of eggs. And with that alchemic power of yours, I bet you could work wonders. Then hand them out to these 'troublemakers' after pairing them up. They will have to act like responsible parents."

"Ah, come on Sayuri. That is one of the oldest things in the book and it really isn't that much of a punishment." Amaya looked bored.

"I think it's the perfect plan." Lykouleon's cheerfully said.

"Obviously you have never suffered through a scary high school health class have you?" Lykouleon stared at Amaya blankly, "just what I thought."

"Amaya, I believe you're forgetting a few factors in what Sayuri said." Luned started and to Amaya's horror she listed what she had forgotten. "1. The children that Kharl is trying to punish will never agree to be paired with one another. 2. With Kharl using alchemy on the eggs they will surely turn out to be vicious demons. So Amaya, you see that this is no normal pairing and egg giving."

"You know Luned you are a very scary person." Amaya received an icy glare for that one. The gaze moved from Amaya to Kaosu (whose lighter seemed to go out in a flash, even the flame seemed frightened of the young girl.) to Kharl who closed his mouth quickly and began to chew with his mouth shut.

The group finished their meals and started to fight over who would pay. "Surely I must pay." Kharl said as he opened his wallet and pick out a hundred dollar bill.

"No, no. Not you Lord Kharl. I will pay." Amaya said quickly as she reached into her boot.

"Oh, you mustn't pay for this dear Amaya." Raseleane said, "My Lord will pay. He is the one who invited you."

"No, no. I wanna pay." Little to everyone's knowledge, Tetheus quietly handed the waiter his credit card, and was now signing the receipt. The waiter's voice rang over the arguing crowd. "Have a good day and thanks for coming."

The group looked dumbfounded until they saw the receipt in Tetheus' hands. Amaya let out a screech. "No! How could you! I wanted to pay!"

"It's ok, it's okay." Sayuri soothed the raging blonde.

Keanna mumbled something that sounded like "That waiter looked some what familiar."

"Okay. Well thank you Tetheus. I best be off. Back to the school I go to deal out the punishment." Kharl turned to go, and turned back a bit and said, "Oh and before I forget. Come to the school today at 2 o'clock sharp. Then I will see if you are worthy enough to be a teacher at my school." And with that he left. But not before he felt Luned's cold gaze on his back that seemed to say that if you do not approve of me or my friends you will surely die a horrible and painful death. Well, I will test them along with punishing my students and that horrible disgusting Dilly-bar who I will make wish he had never lived or came anywhere near. This is an odd thought but I think I knew that waiter. He looked oddly familiar.

Kharl went and picked up a couple dozen eggs and returned to his office. There he found his 'special powders' and other stuff. God only know what the hell he kept in that room.

Soon his eggs were glowing with a creepy alien green glow. "Rise, oh yes, Rise my beautiful eggy children. Rise and let Papa hug you, and show you affection that any father should." His eggy's rose. They were an odd sea foam green, with chicken legs, buggy eyes, and razor sharp teeth. And of course our Kharl just had to pet one. I think we know the outcome of this but just incase you don't know. He was bit.

Kharl whimpered, "It doesn't hurt, I swear… okay maybe a little…. OKAY! IT HURTS, IT HURTS! LET GO! LET GO! OH PLEASE, ON THE DEAR GODS ABOVE RELEASE MY POOR DEFENSELESS FINGER FROM THE PAINFUL GRASP OF YOUR TINY SHARP TEETH! I SOULD HAVE NEVER LISTEN TO THAT WITCH! SHE WAS CREEPY! OOOOOOWWWWWWWW! LET GO!" Kharl was swing his hand up and down hoping it would make the evil eggy release, but in fact that eggy only dug its sharp pointed teeth further into the gloved finger. The eggy crowd cheered the eggy on.

That's when Garfakcy came to save the day. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE KHARL!"

"The eggy bit me." Kharl's eyes were large and teary. He looked most disgraceful. Garfakcy saw the egg gnawing at Kharl's finger, but the eggy crowd was now silent.

"Kharl, what the hell did you do to the 'eggy'" Garfakcy said as he tried to pry off the demonic egg that threaten to chew Kharl's finger to ribbons.

Kharl sniffed. "I tried to pet it and show it affection."

"Kharl, you know that's scary." Garfakcy said as he finally got the 'eggy' to release his master.

"Label that one for Dilly-bar." Kharl crossed his arm and glared at the 'eggy'. But alas this did not last long. As fast as Kharl was angry with 'eggy' he once again tried to pet 'eggy'

CHOMP!

And once again the process of freeing Kharl had begun again.


Who is the 'familiar waiter' and what will happen to poor Kharl. Well you're going to have to wait and see. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha. Um... sorry about that. I will try to update soon. Heh.. yeah... right... see ya.