Chapter 3: Out of the House
Bob spent the night in Jon's room, as he had been brutally attacked by Garfield. Jon fell fast asleep, which gave Bob time to act. He was sitting on Jon's chest at the moment, but he crawled to a lower position and started scratching it with his paw. He seemed very satisfied.
Of course, Jon woke up that very instant. "What the heck is going on?" He looked at Bob, who was scratching him. He mewed sweetly in satisfaction. "AAGGHH! I've had it! You ARE strange! I'm sending you back to the pet store!" Jon said. He threw some clothes on, put Bob in a cage, and drove off to the pet store.
Jon returned an hour later, and he spoke to Garfield and Odie. "Bob is gone, now. I'm sorry he's caused so much trouble for you boys. I think I found out why you hate him so much. He must have been…gay…or something. Yuck! Oh well, good night, boys!" Jon said.
Garfield and Odie went to bed, happy that Jon had finally gotten rid of Bob, the gay, perverted cat. That was the last thing they needed in their house, after all.
The End
