Thank you EVERYONE! Thanks for reviewing me!ཀ I hope you like this chapterཀཀ Sexy-roth, Sora, Riku, Aertih, and Kairi get introduced in this chapter!ཀཀཀ YAY!

Sorry, it took so long to update! I started school a little bit ago and I'm ALREADY failing one of my classes.

Sry, guys! No Leon in this chapter. If I get more then 10 reviews, tho, I'll put a MINOR love scene between Leon and Cloud in the next chapter! (Yes I KNOW the chapter title sounds weird, but bear with me!)

HEY! This is a new chapter! Didn't someone promise to gimme somethin if a posted a new chapter...?


Chapter 3 (this IS chapter 3, right?): It Hurts So Good
"S-S-Sephiroth?ཀ What are you doing here?ཀ" Cloud cried, frantically backing himself up against a wall.

"Why, Cloud I'm hurt." Sephiroth said in mock hurt, dramatically clutching his heart. "I came ALL the way from Hollow Bastion just to see you.(says he) The least you can do is give me a warm welcome."

"How the HELL did you get into my apartment, you stalker! What are you doing here!ཀ (how's that for a warm welcome?)" Cloud screamed as he shoved Sephiroth away. "I thought for sure you weren't going to follow me this time! "

"Oh, but I've missed you so much, Cloud. How do you think I felt that day when I went to your apartment, only to find you not there?"

"You BROKE into my old apartment?"

Sephiroth smiled innocently, pulling Cloud closer. "My darling, how I have missed you. Come, let us make up for lost time. (We can have sooo much fun together)"

Cloud sighed heavily. "Sephiroth, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm NOT gay?"

Sephiroth blinked.

"OH, Cloud. I pity you. You're in such denial...(you poor, poor thing)"

"Sephiroth, I am NOT going to have a discussion with you in the middle of my living room at 2 a.m. about my sexual preferences! Just leave so I can go to sleep. I have to wake up early tomorrow" (mood swing much?)

"But my dear, I couldn't leave you if I wanted too (and trust me, I don't want to wink>. You see, there is a certain someone that is looking for me, and I fear that if I go back to Hollow Bastion, I'll surely be caught."

Cloud snorted. "Somehow, hearing something like this from you isn't very surprising, Sephiroth. What'd you do? Rape somebody?"

"Cloud, my oblivious little angel. You know that I would never do such a thing to anybody."

"Huh. Sure..."

Sephiroth sighed. "My precious, what kind of devious, horrible, disgusting type of monster do you take me for?"

"The kind that stalks people, breaks into their apartment, pushes them up against a wall, and tries to molest them!"


(Dish ish a new scene, people!)

Cloud sighed heavily, taking another sip of coffee from his mug.It was now 3am, and here he was STILL AWAKE, mind you, having a conversation with the biggest pervert in the world.

"I am sorry that I had to meet you under such harsh circumstances, Cloud." Sephiroth whispered, staring at his mug in 'despair' "I had to leave rather quickly." he added darkly.

"Why? Whose chasing you this time? The FBI?"

"CLOSE, but NO."

"Then who?"

"Oh, Cloud" He shook his head. "Have you ever heard of a man named Ansem?"

"No. No, I haven't. Why...?" then more suspiciously "What did you do him?"

Sephiroth smiled. Quite scarily, I might add. "Then don't you worry your beautiful blonde little head, Cloud. I wont let any harm come towards you, my love." He grinned

"Wait! Sephiroth, who the HELL is Ansem! And what the hell do you mean by harming me! You're not making any sense!"

"I'd love to answer you, but I'm rather tired. Lets head into bed (if you know what I mean)." Sephiroth sighed lovingly, picking up the blonde and carrying him off towards the bedroom..

"Sephiroth, let GO of me, you sick son of a bi-"


Yuffie watched Cloud flop over this desk (his NEW desk, mind you all) in frustration (or it seemed to be). The sigh and flop over again. Finally, having grown tired of his new position, Cloud sighed once more and flopped over. "Cloud...? Is something wrong? You seem different..."

"Oh," came the nonchalant reply. "Do I?"

"Yes! Very much!" and then randomly " Don't you want to come and meet the crew? There all waiting to meet you, you know."

"Oh, please. I have too much on my mind right now to be seen by sane people. I'd rather just sit here and rest..."

"Aww, you poor thing. Does it have to do with that guy who just started here? The one with the long silver hair?"

"YES...is it that obvious?"

"Oh, Cloud! Its alright. I'm sure that meeting everyone will make you feel all better!"

"Oh, alright" Cloud sighed, slowly following Yuffie to the lobby.

And not watching where he was going

And he ended up bumping into possibly one of the hardest things in the world.

The chest of tall OLD blonde dude (Cid Highwind)

What a wonderful day he was having.

"Oh, I'm sor...ry...?"

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So this is the klutz that Leon hired? Kinda scrawny doncha think?" laughed the tall blonde orangutan-man .

"And who's this? Some kind of deformed gorilla?"

The man sneered, then gave Cloud a 'friendly' slap on his back. "Fresh, too eh? The name's Cid Highwind, kid. Please ta meetcha. And I'm-"

"Yeah, Yeah. Who cares old man?" interrupted a tall silver haired man...boy. He winked at Cloud seductively, tossing back his shoulder length hair with a grin. "Hey. My name's Riku Akehino. I'm 19 and I'm an intern here."

"Pleased to meet you Riku" Cloud gave a hesitant smile (this kid reminded him of Sephiroth shudder)

"No, no." he brought Cloud's hand to his lips. "Pleasure's all mine..."

He leaned down to kiss his hand...

...and was met by a sharp smack in the back of his head.

A small cinnamon haired boy calmly stepped up from behind Riku, giving Cloud a polite (SCARY) smile (and a glare).

"And my name is Sora Aikito. I'm Riku's boyfriend ((so don't go getting any ideas, punk)"

"Aren't you two a little too young to even be interns here?"

Riku, having recovered from nearly being murdered, straightened himself up. "Oh, don't worry about that. The service here is really cheep. All you have to do is slip the president a twenty and He'll let you work here at age 10. Especially if you agree to pay him half your salary!"

Aerith clucked her tongue. "Now, now Riku. Don't make him sound like he's some perverted old man, He just wants what's best for you."

Cid: YEA!

"Now mattter how old he is..."

"RIGHT- wait WHAT!"

"-And not minding the fact that he likes little boys. Deep down, he's really a kind sweet-hearted person. Just like you or me."

"RIGHT!"

Cloud rolled his eyes, stalking towards the elevator.


Sephiroth slid into the elevator, wearing a smile that would make the Cheshire cat proud.

Tonite was THE night.

He would stroll into Cloud's office and offer the blonde some tea (secretly spiked with beer and horny goat weed). Afterwards, he would take Cloud home where they would watch an endless marathon of gay porn (while giving Cloud more 'tea'). After this, he would carry/drag Cloud (carry, drag, force, whatever. It was all the same to him ;) into the bedroom where they would have endless sex until daybreak.

His plan was PERFECT. Nothing could go wrong nothing.

Sephiroth grinned, pelvic thrusting at his reflection in the mirrored walls. WHO was gonna score? pelvic thrust HE was gonna score. >pelvic thrust> OH yea, OH YEA OH YEA

With a confident grin he strolled into the hallway, his cock throbbing with every step of the way... >pelvic thrust>

...he reached for the door >pelvic thrust>

...turned the handle >pelvicthrust thrust>

and RAN IN-

-to see that Riku had already beat him too it.

Bent over Cloud's desk was a very happy (and very HORNY) Riku making a terrible attempt to flirt with a very exasperated, and very irritated Cloud.

"What are you doing in here, brat?"

Riku looked up. "Excuse me?"

Sephiroth narrowed his eyes. "I SAID what the hell do you think you're doing in here, brat?"

It was Riku's turn to look pissed. "First of all, I'm not a brat, OLD man. SECOND, I'm just here saying hi to our new secretary."

"Huh. Well, you've over stayed your welcome. (So scram)"

"I don't need to leave unless I WANT to leave."

Cloud groaned. "Riku, I don't believe you've met Sephiroth? He's also new here and-"

"Yea, yea. Nice to meet you spike."

"NICE to meet you too, ass. Now please, if you could step aside, me and Cloud have some...talking to do. (wink wink)

"HA! Can't you see that he doesn't want you!"

"Who determines that, you stupid little brat!"

"At least I know I HAVE a boyfriend, you pitiful, sad excuse for a man!"

"You DARE call me that, you stupid, ignorant, mindless oaf!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE BIG WORDS?"

"You mindless fool!" (How did It get this far?)

"At least I think with my HEAD instead of my DICK!"

"At least I HAVE a DICK!"

"You ARE a DICK!"


Ugh...done...thank God. Please R&R! Sorry if It's short. And sorry if the grammar is fucking sucky. i REALLY can not STAND the way they format things here. It is soOOO fucking FUCKY!